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Old 11-24-2002, 04:02 PM   #1
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:tongue Feeling stressed out?

Relax and enjoy this new stress relief method...

+ Picture yourself near a stream.

+ Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.

+ Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.

+ You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world."

+ The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

+ The water is clear.

+ You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water.

+ Look. It's the person who caused you all this stress in the first place.

+ What a pleasant surprise. You let them up... just for a quick breath... then ploop!... back under they go...

+ You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.

There now... feeling better?
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Old 11-24-2002, 04:19 PM   #2
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muhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Old 11-24-2002, 06:03 PM   #3
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You have no idea how much I needed that.

Thanks.
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Old 11-24-2002, 07:51 PM   #4
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Get that "therapy website" up for webmasters! I'ts gotta be worth $35 monthly memberships and retention of 18 months!
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Old 11-24-2002, 07:58 PM   #5
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This may be better than drugs to get rid of the hives I've gotten from stress.
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Old 11-24-2002, 08:42 PM   #6
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I prefer the "Serenity Now" method from that one Seinfeld episode. Oh shit what was it again: "Serenity Now, Insanity Later"
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Old 11-24-2002, 08:45 PM   #7
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fuck.................. thats great...... i really needed that =)
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Old 11-24-2002, 09:00 PM   #8
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That was super gay
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Old 11-24-2002, 09:18 PM   #9
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hahhaah nice one

HOOOOCHIE MAMMMA
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Old 11-24-2002, 09:20 PM   #10
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This may be better than drugs to get rid of the hives I've gotten from stress.
babe.. those are not hives...
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Old 11-24-2002, 10:46 PM   #11
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babe.. those are not hives...
I am talking about me, not you. I know those are definitely not hives you are sporting there.
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Old 12-02-2002, 04:54 PM   #12
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Get that "therapy website" up for webmasters! I'ts gotta be worth $35 monthly memberships and retention of 18 months!
I'll pay $150 per signup!
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