Feeling stressed out?
 

Relax and enjoy this new stress relief method...

+ Picture yourself near a stream.

+ Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.

+ Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.

+ You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world."

+ The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

+ The water is clear.

+ You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water.

+ Look. It's the person who caused you all this stress in the first place.

+ What a pleasant surprise. You let them up... just for a quick breath... then ploop!... back under they go...

+ You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.

There now... feeling better?

muhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!:1orglaugh

You have no idea how much I needed that.

Thanks. :1orglaugh

boldy:

Get that "therapy website" up for webmasters! I'ts gotta be worth $35 monthly memberships and retention of 18 months!
:)

This may be better than drugs to get rid of the hives I've gotten from stress.

I prefer the "Serenity Now" method from that one Seinfeld episode. Oh shit what was it again: "Serenity Now, Insanity Later"

fuck.................. thats great...... i really needed that =)

That was super gay

hahhaah nice one

HOOOOCHIE MAMMMA

babe.. those are not hives... :helpme

I am talking about me, not you. I know those are definitely not hives you are sporting there.

I'll pay $150 per signup!