Epassporte sent me my visa by boat!! WTF - GoFuckYourself.com

sevent1 · 12-05-2008, 08:03 AM

I called epassporte to ask when my visa card will arrive and they told me they sent the card on boat and arrive in Europe in 6 weeks !! What the fuck is wrong with you ...my card will expire by the time i will receive it

.Not to mention when i try to withdraw the money directly to my original visa the system tells me my country is prohibited or some shit like that.Another option that i have is to deposit the money in a us checkin account.

Now how stupid this epasporte guys are to offer a guy who lives in Europe a us checking account option ???

A big fuck you to epasporte

fucking morrons!

Myst · 12-05-2008, 08:08 AM

hahahahahaha

mikesinner · 12-05-2008, 08:08 AM

Well, at least you get paid.

EscortBiz · 12-05-2008, 08:09 AM

this is pretty funny story I doubt they really sent you a card by boat? are you one of those pirates on those ships?

HorseShit · 12-05-2008, 08:11 AM

funniest thread of the day

DamageX · 12-05-2008, 08:12 AM

Hahahaha, ePass are monkeys, but this has to be a fake nick, surely they're not THAT fucking stupid! Funny as fuck nevertheless!

gooddomains · 12-05-2008, 08:13 AM

boat people are everywhere

Michael O · 12-05-2008, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sevent1

I called epassporte to ask when my visa card will arrive and they told me they sent the card on boat and arrive in Europe in 6 weeks !! What the fuck is wrong with you ...my card will expire by the time i will receive it

.Not to mention when i try to withdraw the money directly to my original visa the system tells me my country is prohibited or some shit like that.Another option that i have is to deposit the money in a us checkin account.

Now how stupid this epasporte guys are to offer a guy who lives in Europe a us checking account option ???

A big fuck you to epasporte

fucking morrons!

Electron cards are sent via regular mail which is airmail. The time its takes to reach different countries varies a lot. I get my cards in Denmark within 3-6 business days in other parts of Europe it takes longer.
We say it can take up to six weeks cause that is the time it can take depending on your country.

Myst · 12-05-2008, 08:14 AM

i dont think its a joke
i remember wanting to get my replacement epassporte card.. luckily i remembered to ask them how long it will take to get here and they told me ~4-6 weeks. i had to pay some insane fee to get it fedexed here.. $50-100 if i remember right

nico-t · 12-05-2008, 08:15 AM

wizzart · 12-05-2008, 08:28 AM

Don't fuck whit ePass we all need that company!

pornguy · 12-05-2008, 08:31 AM

Shit I got mine in 6 weeks but the mail people had it for 5.5 of those.

Kenny B! · 12-05-2008, 08:35 AM

\so cancel your epass account and use someone else if you hate it so much. People love to bitch and complain about epass yet they continue to use it.

CIVMatt · 12-05-2008, 08:36 AM

Been waiting like 3 weeks or so now for mine, they tell you it'll be a while, no biggie

brand0n · 12-05-2008, 08:38 AM

argh! heres your card matie!

Tjeezers · 12-05-2008, 08:46 AM

I live between a set of mountains, nearly impossible to get mail. But Epass was sticking on my front door by the mailmen. 2 weeks before the old one expired.

xmas13 · 12-05-2008, 08:52 AM

Nigeria is not in Europe my friend, hellooooooooooooooo.

mikesinner · 12-05-2008, 09:13 AM

Your epass privileges have just been revoked.

sevent1 · 12-05-2008, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

Electron cards are sent via regular mail which is airmail. The time its takes to reach different countries varies a lot. I get my cards in Denmark within 3-6 business days in other parts of Europe it takes longer.
We say it can take up to six weeks cause that is the time it can take depending on your country.

I call epassporte and they told me they sent my card by ship/boat and will arrive in 4-6 weeks(no mail can arrive in 6 weeks by air from us to europe..unless you use old plaines).I'm not inventing things here...I talked to a nice lady at epassporte that was fucking repeating over and over .."i understan that"..."i understand that"...Anyway maybe you work for epassporte and get your card faster.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B!

\so cancel your epass account and use someone else if you hate it so much. People love to bitch and complain about epass yet they continue to use it.

Well i'm living in Europe/Romania and if i use checks i have to wait much longer...plus now i have money blocked so i need them

Quote:

Originally Posted by xmas13

Nigeria is not in Europe my friend, hellooooooooooooooo.

My friend... I live in Romania not Nigeria .Next time when you use the post reply button try and use that round thing that ppl called head...or who know maybe your a bot that wants to increase his posts number.

sevent1 · 12-05-2008, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst

i dont think its a joke
i remember wanting to get my replacement epassporte card.. luckily i remembered to ask them how long it will take to get here and they told me ~4-6 weeks. i had to pay some insane fee to get it fedexed here.. $50-100 if i remember right

I called them now and if I want the card faster I have to pay 100$

...What I forgot to ask is do I have to pay another 35$ for the new card

midphase · 12-05-2008, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sevent1

I called them now and if I want the card faster I have to pay 100$

...What I forgot to ask is do I have to pay another 35$ for the new card

be patient man

JamesK · 12-05-2008, 11:07 AM

Getting my new electron cards always took ages. Glad I stopped using it

Kudles · 12-05-2008, 11:45 AM

that sucks!

BAKO · 12-05-2008, 11:52 AM

I use to get my checks by boat from my last job

andy83 · 12-05-2008, 12:17 PM

lol damn funny. why did they send it by boat and not air?
msut be a mistake somewhere

aico · 12-05-2008, 12:38 PM

You should see what happens if you live in the Philippines. First one never gets delivered, so they charge you for a second one.

Marcus Aurelius · 12-05-2008, 12:47 PM

Stop bitching, this motherfucker...

Is on his way through shark infested, pirate patrolled, frigid waters to get your damn card there and you will respect his struggle and be patient!

FMG-Nih · 12-05-2008, 12:51 PM

Errors by the post office where you're at. You can contact to be transported through UPS with the price $100. Peace man!

RayBonga · 12-05-2008, 12:53 PM

Somalian pirates will get your card, you're fucked

mrwilson · 12-05-2008, 01:01 PM

lol!
Mine only took about 8 days to get to me in the uk.

klinton · 12-05-2008, 01:30 PM

You should get it in 2 weeks max, trust me

tranza · 12-05-2008, 01:31 PM

Well, at least you get paid as they said... hehehehhehee

Antonio · 12-05-2008, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sevent1

Well i'm living in Europe/Romania and ...

I'm in Bulgaria, got mine in 7 days I think, in South Africa had to wait about 14 days or so

doridori · 12-05-2008, 01:54 PM

lol wtf!

papill0n · 12-05-2008, 01:56 PM

got mine in 8 days to Australia

spacedog · 12-05-2008, 01:57 PM

That's funny.

I get mail from germany all the time.. I usually get it in 3 days here in the US, yet it takes 12 or more friggen days to get a check from Arizona

Adam X · 12-05-2008, 01:59 PM

This is another reason why sponsors and affiliates are switching to RevUpCard. You get your card within a few days after ordering. It only took 4 days to get mine.

plus customer service is much better in addition to each card being FDIC insured
to $250,000.. each card, yes.

get a card from the growing list of participating sponsors..
for now, try rude.com or peekshows.com or camz.com

watch as many top sponsors begin offering this card its become
an adult industry standard.

bloggingseo · 12-05-2008, 02:06 PM

Um yeah, epass kix ass!

Michael O · 12-05-2008, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam X

This is another reason why sponsors and affiliates are switching to RevUpCard. You get your card within a few days after ordering. It only took 4 days to get mine.

plus customer service is much better in addition to each card being FDIC insured
to $250,000.. each card, yes.

get a card from the growing list of participating sponsors..
for now, try rude.com or peekshows.com or camz.com

watch as many top sponsors begin offering this card its become
an adult industry standard.

Fair enough you promote your product but there is a fine line on when and where you do it and when you don't.

CaptainHowdy · 12-05-2008, 02:14 PM

Sorry to hear that, I'm in South America and I get my electron card in around 3 to 4 weeks...

CaptainHowdy · 12-05-2008, 02:15 PM

... and I don't mind.

Holly Lez! · 12-05-2008, 03:05 PM

LOL so silly! He is on his way but he only has one paddle.

V_RocKs · 12-05-2008, 03:26 PM

I was hoping you lived on some small island nation in the Pacific and that this was a happy story.

Phoenix · 12-05-2008, 03:33 PM

i love epass

SmokeyTheBear · 12-05-2008, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam X

This is another reason why sponsors and affiliates are switching to RevUpCard. You get your card within a few days after ordering. It only took 4 days to get mine.

plus customer service is much better in addition to each card being FDIC insured
to $250,000.. each card, yes.

get a card from the growing list of participating sponsors..
for now, try rude.com or peekshows.com or camz.com

watch as many top sponsors begin offering this card its become
an adult industry standard.

sounds pretty good, but you might wanna make your own thread instead of piggybacking off your competitions threads

you will get better results

PlugRush Sascha · 12-05-2008, 05:47 PM

Boats n hoes!

seeric · 12-05-2008, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

Fair enough you promote your product but there is a fine line on when and where you do it and when you don't.

in my opinion its open season on any thread he starts. thats just me though, i'm a dick.

seeric · 12-05-2008, 05:52 PM

edit, my bad. wrong button.

12-05-2008, 08:03 AM	#1
sevent1 Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 80	Epassporte sent me my visa by boat!! WTF I called epassporte to ask when my visa card will arrive and they told me they sent the card on boat and arrive in Europe in 6 weeks !! What the fuck is wrong with you ...my card will expire by the time i will receive it.Not to mention when i try to withdraw the money directly to my original visa the system tells me my country is prohibited or some shit like that.Another option that i have is to deposit the money in a us checkin account. Now how stupid this epasporte guys are to offer a guy who lives in Europe a us checking account option ??? A big fuck you to epasporte fucking morrons! __________________ X

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12-05-2008, 08:14 AM	#9
Myst Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 4,707	i dont think its a joke i remember wanting to get my replacement epassporte card.. luckily i remembered to ask them how long it will take to get here and they told me ~4-6 weeks. i had to pay some insane fee to get it fedexed here.. $50-100 if i remember right __________________ ICQ: 298-523-037

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12-05-2008, 12:47 PM	#27
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Stop bitching, this motherfucker... Is on his way through shark infested, pirate patrolled, frigid waters to get your damn card there and you will respect his struggle and be patient!

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12-05-2008, 01:30 PM	#31
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spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	That's funny. I get mail from germany all the time.. I usually get it in 3 days here in the US, yet it takes 12 or more friggen days to get a check from Arizona

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