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sevent1 12-05-2008 08:03 AM

Epassporte sent me my visa by boat!! WTF
 
I called epassporte to ask when my visa card will arrive and they told me they sent the card on boat and arrive in Europe in 6 weeks !! What the fuck is wrong with you ...my card will expire by the time i will receive it:mad:.Not to mention when i try to withdraw the money directly to my original visa the system tells me my country is prohibited or some shit like that.Another option that i have is to deposit the money in a us checkin account.:mad: Now how stupid this epasporte guys are to offer a guy who lives in Europe a us checking account option ???

A big fuck you to epasporte :321GFY fucking morrons!

Myst 12-05-2008 08:08 AM

hahahahahaha :1orglaugh

mikesinner 12-05-2008 08:08 AM

Well, at least you get paid.

EscortBiz 12-05-2008 08:09 AM

this is pretty funny story I doubt they really sent you a card by boat? are you one of those pirates on those ships?

HorseShit 12-05-2008 08:11 AM

funniest thread of the day

DamageX 12-05-2008 08:12 AM

Hahahaha, ePass are monkeys, but this has to be a fake nick, surely they're not THAT fucking stupid! Funny as fuck nevertheless! :1orglaugh

gooddomains 12-05-2008 08:13 AM

boat people are everywhere

Michael O 12-05-2008 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sevent1 (Post 15147999)
I called epassporte to ask when my visa card will arrive and they told me they sent the card on boat and arrive in Europe in 6 weeks !! What the fuck is wrong with you ...my card will expire by the time i will receive it:mad:.Not to mention when i try to withdraw the money directly to my original visa the system tells me my country is prohibited or some shit like that.Another option that i have is to deposit the money in a us checkin account.:mad: Now how stupid this epasporte guys are to offer a guy who lives in Europe a us checking account option ???

A big fuck you to epasporte :321GFY fucking morrons!

Electron cards are sent via regular mail which is airmail. The time its takes to reach different countries varies a lot. I get my cards in Denmark within 3-6 business days in other parts of Europe it takes longer.
We say it can take up to six weeks cause that is the time it can take depending on your country.

Myst 12-05-2008 08:14 AM

i dont think its a joke
i remember wanting to get my replacement epassporte card.. luckily i remembered to ask them how long it will take to get here and they told me ~4-6 weeks. i had to pay some insane fee to get it fedexed here.. $50-100 if i remember right

nico-t 12-05-2008 08:15 AM

:1orglaugh

wizzart 12-05-2008 08:28 AM

Don't fuck whit ePass we all need that company!

pornguy 12-05-2008 08:31 AM

Shit I got mine in 6 weeks but the mail people had it for 5.5 of those.

Kenny B! 12-05-2008 08:35 AM

\so cancel your epass account and use someone else if you hate it so much. People love to bitch and complain about epass yet they continue to use it.

CIVMatt 12-05-2008 08:36 AM

Been waiting like 3 weeks or so now for mine, they tell you it'll be a while, no biggie

brand0n 12-05-2008 08:38 AM

argh! heres your card matie!

Tjeezers 12-05-2008 08:46 AM

I live between a set of mountains, nearly impossible to get mail. But Epass was sticking on my front door by the mailmen. 2 weeks before the old one expired.

xmas13 12-05-2008 08:52 AM

Nigeria is not in Europe my friend, hellooooooooooooooo.

mikesinner 12-05-2008 09:13 AM

Your epass privileges have just been revoked.

sevent1 12-05-2008 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 15148086)
Electron cards are sent via regular mail which is airmail. The time its takes to reach different countries varies a lot. I get my cards in Denmark within 3-6 business days in other parts of Europe it takes longer.
We say it can take up to six weeks cause that is the time it can take depending on your country.

I call epassporte and they told me they sent my card by ship/boat and will arrive in 4-6 weeks(no mail can arrive in 6 weeks by air from us to europe..unless you use old plaines).I'm not inventing things here...I talked to a nice lady at epassporte that was fucking repeating over and over .."i understan that"..."i understand that"...Anyway maybe you work for epassporte and get your card faster.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B! (Post 15148309)
\so cancel your epass account and use someone else if you hate it so much. People love to bitch and complain about epass yet they continue to use it.

Well i'm living in Europe/Romania and if i use checks i have to wait much longer...plus now i have money blocked so i need them

Quote:

Originally Posted by xmas13 (Post 15148477)
Nigeria is not in Europe my friend, hellooooooooooooooo.

My friend... I live in Romania not Nigeria .Next time when you use the post reply button try and use that round thing that ppl called head...or who know maybe your a bot that wants to increase his posts number.

sevent1 12-05-2008 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst (Post 15148088)
i dont think its a joke
i remember wanting to get my replacement epassporte card.. luckily i remembered to ask them how long it will take to get here and they told me ~4-6 weeks. i had to pay some insane fee to get it fedexed here.. $50-100 if i remember right

I called them now and if I want the card faster I have to pay 100$ :upsidedow ...What I forgot to ask is do I have to pay another 35$ for the new card :Oh crap

midphase 12-05-2008 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sevent1 (Post 15148823)
I called them now and if I want the card faster I have to pay 100$ :upsidedow ...What I forgot to ask is do I have to pay another 35$ for the new card :Oh crap

be patient man :pimp

JamesK 12-05-2008 11:07 AM

Getting my new electron cards always took ages. Glad I stopped using it :)

Kudles 12-05-2008 11:45 AM

that sucks!

BAKO 12-05-2008 11:52 AM

I use to get my checks by boat from my last job

andy83 12-05-2008 12:17 PM

lol damn funny. why did they send it by boat and not air?
msut be a mistake somewhere

aico 12-05-2008 12:38 PM

You should see what happens if you live in the Philippines. First one never gets delivered, so they charge you for a second one.

Marcus Aurelius 12-05-2008 12:47 PM

Stop bitching, this motherfucker...

http://americandinosaur.mu.nu/archiv...adian_navy.jpg

Is on his way through shark infested, pirate patrolled, frigid waters to get your damn card there and you will respect his struggle and be patient!:mad::mad:

FMG-Nih 12-05-2008 12:51 PM

Errors by the post office where you're at. You can contact to be transported through UPS with the price $100. Peace man!

RayBonga 12-05-2008 12:53 PM

Somalian pirates will get your card, you're fucked

mrwilson 12-05-2008 01:01 PM

lol!
Mine only took about 8 days to get to me in the uk.

klinton 12-05-2008 01:30 PM

You should get it in 2 weeks max, trust me :)

tranza 12-05-2008 01:31 PM

Well, at least you get paid as they said... hehehehhehee

Antonio 12-05-2008 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sevent1 (Post 15148780)
Well i'm living in Europe/Romania and ...


I'm in Bulgaria, got mine in 7 days I think, in South Africa had to wait about 14 days or so

doridori 12-05-2008 01:54 PM

lol wtf!

papill0n 12-05-2008 01:56 PM

got mine in 8 days to Australia :thumbsup

spacedog 12-05-2008 01:57 PM

That's funny.

I get mail from germany all the time.. I usually get it in 3 days here in the US, yet it takes 12 or more friggen days to get a check from Arizona :1orglaugh

Adam X 12-05-2008 01:59 PM

This is another reason why sponsors and affiliates are switching to RevUpCard. You get your card within a few days after ordering. It only took 4 days to get mine.

plus customer service is much better in addition to each card being FDIC insured
to $250,000.. each card, yes.

get a card from the growing list of participating sponsors..
for now, try rude.com or peekshows.com or camz.com

watch as many top sponsors begin offering this card its become
an adult industry standard.

bloggingseo 12-05-2008 02:06 PM

Um yeah, epass kix ass!

Michael O 12-05-2008 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam X (Post 15151008)
This is another reason why sponsors and affiliates are switching to RevUpCard. You get your card within a few days after ordering. It only took 4 days to get mine.

plus customer service is much better in addition to each card being FDIC insured
to $250,000.. each card, yes.

get a card from the growing list of participating sponsors..
for now, try rude.com or peekshows.com or camz.com

watch as many top sponsors begin offering this card its become
an adult industry standard.

Fair enough you promote your product but there is a fine line on when and where you do it and when you don't.

CaptainHowdy 12-05-2008 02:14 PM

Sorry to hear that, I'm in South America and I get my electron card in around 3 to 4 weeks...

CaptainHowdy 12-05-2008 02:15 PM

... and I don't mind.

Holly Lez! 12-05-2008 03:05 PM

LOL so silly! He is on his way but he only has one paddle.

http://horsesmouth.typepad.com/hm/PumpkinBoat.jpg

V_RocKs 12-05-2008 03:26 PM

I was hoping you lived on some small island nation in the Pacific and that this was a happy story.

Phoenix 12-05-2008 03:33 PM

i love epass

SmokeyTheBear 12-05-2008 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam X (Post 15151008)
This is another reason why sponsors and affiliates are switching to RevUpCard. You get your card within a few days after ordering. It only took 4 days to get mine.

plus customer service is much better in addition to each card being FDIC insured
to $250,000.. each card, yes.

get a card from the growing list of participating sponsors..
for now, try rude.com or peekshows.com or camz.com

watch as many top sponsors begin offering this card its become
an adult industry standard.

sounds pretty good, but you might wanna make your own thread instead of piggybacking off your competitions threads :Oh crap you will get better results :thumbsup

PlugRush Sascha 12-05-2008 05:47 PM

Boats n hoes!

seeric 12-05-2008 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 15151034)
Fair enough you promote your product but there is a fine line on when and where you do it and when you don't.

in my opinion its open season on any thread he starts. thats just me though, i'm a dick.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeric 12-05-2008 05:52 PM

Best DELL Deal goin now
 
edit, my bad. wrong button.


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