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Old 08-10-2008, 11:35 PM   #1
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What PERSONAL ADS really mean

Oldie buy goodie:

ADVENTUROUS= likes anal
ATHLETIC=no tits
30 SOMETHING=41
FUN=annoying
WILD=gets pissed easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES=face like a robbers dog
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR=husband has fucked off with younger model
NEW AGE=Hairy with smelly fanny
HEADSTRONG=Argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING= Alcoholic
CURVY=Fat cunt
CUDDLY=Fat lard bucket
LIKES EATING OUT= Lazy twat
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:37 PM   #2
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Yup... I wonder if eHarmony knows about this?
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Old 08-11-2008, 01:41 AM   #3
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Yup... I wonder if eHarmony knows about this?
Your date didn't go as well as expected?
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Old 08-11-2008, 02:07 AM   #4
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LOL, those are pretty good.
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Old 08-11-2008, 02:42 AM   #5
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lol nice ones!
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:44 AM   #6
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Good one! Thanks for sharing!
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