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What PERSONAL ADS really mean
Oldie buy goodie:
ADVENTUROUS= likes anal
ATHLETIC=no tits
30 SOMETHING=41
FUN=annoying
WILD=gets pissed easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES=face like a robbers dog
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR=husband has fucked off with younger model
NEW AGE=Hairy with smelly fanny
HEADSTRONG=Argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING= Alcoholic
CURVY=Fat cunt
CUDDLY=Fat lard bucket
LIKES EATING OUT= Lazy twat
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