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Barefootsies · 08-06-2008, 08:14 AM

Another commercial I see all the fucking time. Cracks me up with the German references.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ns4mnmNBk1Y

StuartD · 08-06-2008, 08:17 AM

I saw a presentation for those things at a department store a little while ago... it really did work as well as they say. I was quite impressed.

Iron Fist · 08-06-2008, 08:18 AM

Shammmmmm WWWWOOOOOWWWW!

Barefootsies · 08-06-2008, 08:18 AM

Sham WOW! vs. Bill O'Reilly
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Fl8g...eature=related

sltr · 08-06-2008, 08:19 AM

you following me camera guy!?

MaDalton · 08-06-2008, 08:19 AM

we know how to suck ;)

Barefootsies · 08-06-2008, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

we know how to suck ;)

Sly · 08-06-2008, 08:35 PM

LOL I've been seeing those every night.

uno · 08-06-2008, 08:38 PM

Der, It's from Europe, it MUST be good!

Iron Fist · 08-06-2008, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sltr

you following me camera guy!?

I LOLed when I heard that the first time... too funny, but brilliant.

96ukssob · 08-06-2008, 08:41 PM

they look pretty cool, i was going to buy some but realize that i dont think i want to re-use something that i use to clean up spilled booze, vomit or nose goblins

Barefootsies · 08-06-2008, 08:44 PM

"If you call right now... in the next 20 minutes.. 'cause we can't do this all day"...

qxm · 08-06-2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

"If you call right now... in the next 20 minutes.. 'cause we can't do this all day"...

lol

.... fucking hyped up sales dude .... haha

Sly · 08-06-2008, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

they look pretty cool, i was going to buy some but realize that i dont think i want to re-use something that i use to clean up spilled booze, vomit or nose goblins

Just put them in a washing machine...

I've been thinking about ordering them too.

D Ghost · 08-06-2008, 11:25 PM

lol ahahahaha

Iron Fist · 08-07-2008, 02:10 AM

Hahaha...

TampaToker · 08-07-2008, 02:13 AM

If you plan on using them to dry your car forget about it lol

DirtyProfits · 08-07-2008, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker

If you plan on using them to dry your car forget about it lol

why??????

Barefootsies · 08-19-2008, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyProfits

why??????

Yeah. Why? I thought the fat dude in the commercial said it was great.

GigoloShawn · 08-19-2008, 05:21 AM

That guy is actually an actor named Vince Offer, who created "The Underground Comedy Movie", and sued Scientology. I don't know if I respect the guy more, or less after discovering that.

Check out Wikipedia's lastest version, before it's tagged "Citation Needed."

bobby666 · 08-19-2008, 05:26 AM

looks rather shitty , the product and the presenter

Barefootsies · 08-19-2008, 05:45 AM

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Stevenson noted that Offer's "hectoring tone... makes us feel like idiots for even entertaining the notion of not buying a Shamwow." Offer even berates his own crew with "You followin' me, camera guy?" At one point in the ad, Offer makes the dubious claim "You're gonna spend $20 every month on paper towels, anyway" and "seems truly dumbfounded that anyone might fail to see the wisdom of dropping 28 bucks (including shipping) on a set of rags.

elitegirls · 08-19-2008, 06:06 AM

so why did i hear nothing about this WOW product over here in germany?

i want one!!!

Barefootsies · 08-19-2008, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by elitegirls

so why did i hear nothing about this WOW product over here in germany?

i want one!!!

tranza · 08-19-2008, 06:35 AM

Hahaha...very nice...I'm impressed how that cloth can suck things!

Ice · 08-19-2008, 08:57 AM

Many buyers complained about the product. Saying that it does not soak up water as well as paper towels, only pushes water around, and sheds its orange fabric, earning it the nickname "Scamwow!". Other buyers have claimed success in the product, with following proper directions. (Wet first then use, do not use fabric softner in wash etc.) Consumers still have claimed problems with Shamwow! even if they follow directions.

Hotrocket · 08-19-2008, 09:12 AM

This product (under a diff name) has been around for at least 20 yrs that I know of..it used to be marketed at flea markets and swap meets, they would do a presentation much like the TV commercial, draw in the crowds using a PA system and next thing you know 20 peeps are walking away with bundles of them at about $10 a pop...I did buy one myself and it seemed to work fine.

WiredGuy · 08-19-2008, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

I saw a presentation for those things at a department store a little while ago... it really did work as well as they say. I was quite impressed.

The commercials make it look good, but did the onsite presentation look as good or not? Very curious to see if it actually works from people that bought it as those infomercial products are usually junk.
WG

Kudles · 08-19-2008, 12:25 PM

Those things are rad

pornguy · 08-19-2008, 12:41 PM

They work and have been around for years.

PennyLane (not Flame) · 08-19-2008, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

"If you call right now... in the next 20 minutes.. 'cause we can't do this all day"...

Quote:

Originally Posted by sltr

you following me camera guy!?

hahaha the 2 lines that makes me laugh each time.... plus: why spending 20$ a month on these?? (when its max 5$)

directfiesta · 08-19-2008, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Sham WOW! vs. Bill O'Reilly
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Fl8g...eature=related

Barefootsies · 08-25-2008, 08:29 PM

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It Basically Sells Itself

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I got this today in my spam. ROFL.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-25-2008, 08:37 PM

dude buddys eye freaks me out.

Bama · 08-25-2008, 10:20 PM

I don't trust any commercial where the guy says to call and order now for the special deal "cause they can't offer it all day" - then runs that same commercial with the same deal for the last 5 months..

Barefootsies · 08-26-2008, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ

dude buddys eye freaks me out.

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