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  • Barefootsies
    Choice is an Illusion
    • Feb 2005
    • 42635

    #1

    Sham Wow. Fancy Germans.

    Another commercial I see all the fucking time. Cracks me up with the German references.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns4mnmNBk1Y
    Last edited by Barefootsies; 08-06-2008, 07:15 AM.
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  • StuartD
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    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #2
    I saw a presentation for those things at a department store a little while ago... it really did work as well as they say. I was quite impressed.
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    • Iron Fist
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      • Dec 2006
      • 23400

      #3
      Shammmmmm WWWWOOOOOWWWW!
      i like waffles

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      • Barefootsies
        Choice is an Illusion
        • Feb 2005
        • 42635

        #4
        Sham WOW! vs. Bill O'Reilly
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fl8g...eature=related

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        • sltr
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          • Dec 2002
          • 3191

          #5
          you following me camera guy!?

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          • MaDalton
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            • Feb 2004
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            #6
            we know how to suck ;)
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            • Barefootsies
              Choice is an Illusion
              • Feb 2005
              • 42635

              #7
              Originally posted by MaDalton
              we know how to suck ;)
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              • Sly
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                • Sep 2004
                • 31377

                #8
                LOL I've been seeing those every night.
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                • uno
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                  • Dec 2002
                  • 18450

                  #9
                  Der, It's from Europe, it MUST be good!
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                  • Iron Fist
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                    • Dec 2006
                    • 23400

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sltr
                    you following me camera guy!?
                    I LOLed when I heard that the first time... too funny, but brilliant.
                    i like waffles

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                    • 96ukssob
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 12991

                      #11
                      they look pretty cool, i was going to buy some but realize that i dont think i want to re-use something that i use to clean up spilled booze, vomit or nose goblins
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                      • Barefootsies
                        Choice is an Illusion
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 42635

                        #12
                        "If you call right now... in the next 20 minutes.. 'cause we can't do this all day"...

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                        • qxm
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                          • Jul 2006
                          • 5970

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Barefootsies
                          "If you call right now... in the next 20 minutes.. 'cause we can't do this all day"...

                          lol .... fucking hyped up sales dude .... haha

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                          • Sly
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                            • Sep 2004
                            • 31377

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bossku69
                            they look pretty cool, i was going to buy some but realize that i dont think i want to re-use something that i use to clean up spilled booze, vomit or nose goblins
                            Just put them in a washing machine...

                            I've been thinking about ordering them too.
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                            • D Ghost
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                              • May 2006
                              • 9819

                              #15
                              lol ahahahaha

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                              • Iron Fist
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                                • Dec 2006
                                • 23400

                                #16
                                Hahaha...

                                i like waffles

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                                • TampaToker
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                                  • May 2006
                                  • 5828

                                  #17
                                  If you plan on using them to dry your car forget about it lol
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                                  • DirtyProfits
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                                    • May 2005
                                    • 1885

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TampaToker
                                    If you plan on using them to dry your car forget about it lol
                                    why??????

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                                    • Barefootsies
                                      Choice is an Illusion
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 42635

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DirtyProfits
                                      why??????
                                      Yeah. Why? I thought the fat dude in the commercial said it was great.
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                                      • GigoloShawn
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                                        • Oct 2007
                                        • 700

                                        #20
                                        That guy is actually an actor named Vince Offer, who created "The Underground Comedy Movie", and sued Scientology. I don't know if I respect the guy more, or less after discovering that.

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                                        • bobby666
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                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 21765

                                          #21
                                          looks rather shitty , the product and the presenter

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                                          • Barefootsies
                                            Choice is an Illusion
                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 42635

                                            #22
                                            Stevenson noted that Offer's "hectoring tone... makes us feel like idiots for even entertaining the notion of not buying a Shamwow." Offer even berates his own crew with "You followin' me, camera guy?" At one point in the ad, Offer makes the dubious claim "You're gonna spend $20 every month on paper towels, anyway" and "seems truly dumbfounded that anyone might fail to see the wisdom of dropping 28 bucks (including shipping) on a set of rags.
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                                            • elitegirls
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                                              • May 2005
                                              • 962

                                              #23
                                              so why did i hear nothing about this WOW product over here in germany?

                                              i want one!!!

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                                              • Barefootsies
                                                Choice is an Illusion
                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 42635

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by elitegirls
                                                so why did i hear nothing about this WOW product over here in germany?

                                                i want one!!!
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                                                • tranza
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                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 57559

                                                  #25
                                                  Hahaha...very nice...I'm impressed how that cloth can suck things!
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                                                  • Ice
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                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 26053

                                                    #26
                                                    Many buyers complained about the product. Saying that it does not soak up water as well as paper towels, only pushes water around, and sheds its orange fabric, earning it the nickname "Scamwow!". Other buyers have claimed success in the product, with following proper directions. (Wet first then use, do not use fabric softner in wash etc.) Consumers still have claimed problems with Shamwow! even if they follow directions.
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                                                    • Hotrocket
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                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 1327

                                                      #27
                                                      This product (under a diff name) has been around for at least 20 yrs that I know of..it used to be marketed at flea markets and swap meets, they would do a presentation much like the TV commercial, draw in the crowds using a PA system and next thing you know 20 peeps are walking away with bundles of them at about $10 a pop...I did buy one myself and it seemed to work fine.

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                                                      • WiredGuy
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                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 34512

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by StuartD
                                                        I saw a presentation for those things at a department store a little while ago... it really did work as well as they say. I was quite impressed.
                                                        The commercials make it look good, but did the onsite presentation look as good or not? Very curious to see if it actually works from people that bought it as those infomercial products are usually junk.
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                                                        • Kudles
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                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          Those things are rad
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                                                          • pornguy
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                                                            • Mar 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            They work and have been around for years.
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                                                            • PennyLane (not Flame)
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Barefootsies
                                                              "If you call right now... in the next 20 minutes.. 'cause we can't do this all day"...

                                                              Originally posted by sltr
                                                              you following me camera guy!?
                                                              hahaha the 2 lines that makes me laugh each time.... plus: why spending 20$ a month on these?? (when its max 5$)
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                                                              • directfiesta
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Barefootsies
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                                                                • Barefootsies
                                                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                  • 42635

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                    • Apr 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    dude buddys eye freaks me out.

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                                                                    • Bama
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                                                                      • Nov 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I don't trust any commercial where the guy says to call and order now for the special deal "cause they can't offer it all day" - then runs that same commercial with the same deal for the last 5 months..

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                                                                      • Barefootsies
                                                                        Choice is an Illusion
                                                                        • Feb 2005
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by MDCQ
                                                                        dude buddys eye freaks me out.
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