Ever Fart in an occupied Elevator just to be a jerk? - GoFuckYourself.com

Exxxotica · 10-16-2002, 09:25 PM

I saw a thead on another forum that reminded me of the time me and my cousin was in an Elevator. I cant remember if it was Reno or Vegas, anyhoo...

This poor guy gets on the elevator with us. There's that akward silence for a few moments before his stop. Mike (Boneprone) lets one rip. I simeultaneously let one go. We both say "oh, excuse me" as the small space fills with a disgusting odor. It fucking stank bad! My eyes were wattering.

I feel so bad for that poor chap. I though I saw him gagging as he got off the elevator.

boneprone · 10-16-2002, 09:29 PM

It was Vegas at the Venitian during the show.
They were webmasters with show passes on.

I remember farting (real real real bad one) just seconds before we reached our floor. Just as the smell was starting to get into my tastebuds, the door opened on our floor so we could get out.

The people still on the elevator were left with a BP4L present as they still had some 20 flights left to go.

SleazyDream · 10-16-2002, 09:30 PM

remind me not to get into an elevator with either of you

boneprone · 10-16-2002, 09:31 PM

classic.

I think of that day when ever i get on a long elevator ride.

In fact 3 weeks ago when I was in NY, riding up the Empire state Building elevator with maybe 12 other people I was trying to cook one up to share with the masses..

I failed.

boneprone · 10-16-2002, 09:31 PM

These are the Biological Weapons of the Boneprone Family.

Bow to the Power.

boneprone · 10-16-2002, 09:33 PM

hehehehe. Sleazy, I think i did this after our HUGE dinner!!
The one with you, me , my cousin, JJJ, Joe from Mature Post, and Platnium Dave!!

In fact im almost sure it was after that dinner!

SleazyDream · 10-16-2002, 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
hehehehe. Sleazy, I think i did this after are HUGE dinner!!
The one with you, me , my cousin, JJJ, Joe from Mature Post, and Platnium Dave!!

In fact im almost sure it was after that dinner!

sweet

boneprone · 10-16-2002, 09:35 PM

In chineese culture that means it was one good fucking meal!

pimplink · 10-16-2002, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
In chineese culture that means it was one good fucking meal!

Interesting coincidence, in Medieval English times, farting was interpreted as contentment in life.

boneprone · 10-16-2002, 10:39 PM

Hmmm. Ill be sure to tell my wife that one.

Thanks.

Lev · 10-16-2002, 10:41 PM

speaking of farting, I have so much gas today

boneprone · 10-16-2002, 10:44 PM

Do you have a pet?
They love it when you fart in thier face.

Marcus · 10-16-2002, 10:45 PM

When I had an office job I used to fart-walk down the halls after lunch. So it would waft away before I got to my desk.

RMG · 10-16-2002, 10:50 PM

theking · 10-16-2002, 10:53 PM

What do you people eat to cause all of these gas attacks? I am gas free.

By the way I am taking the stairs from now on.

ColKurtz · 10-16-2002, 10:53 PM

What i do is lay a really big fart as Im walking out of the elevator, and laugh as I watch the doors closing in my lethal gas on innocent victims

UnseenWorld · 10-16-2002, 10:54 PM

Ever fart on a chick's tongue while she was rimming you?

codemebaby · 10-16-2002, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld
Ever fart on a chick's tongue while she was rimming you?

Jesus thats fuckin raw

SykkBoy · 10-16-2002, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Do you have a pet?
They love it when you fart in thier face.

even better...I have children.......

boneprone · 10-16-2002, 11:24 PM

Taco Bell should give you the power you need.

SykkBoy · 10-16-2002, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld
Ever fart on a chick's tongue while she was rimming you?

no, but once I had some chick fart in my face in the middle of a 69...it was fucking nasty too...I tossed her the fuck off me and off the bed...

SykkBoy · 10-16-2002, 11:27 PM

My biggest worry about letting one stew nicely mid-elevator ride is that I'll somehow get punched in the stomach as I assume the position and make the face...and end up shitting my pants

boneprone · 09-25-2003, 08:53 PM

good times

integrated · 09-25-2003, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
I saw a thead on another forum that reminded me of the time me and my cousin was in an Elevator. I cant remember if it was Reno or Vegas, anyhoo...

This poor guy gets on the elevator with us. There's that akward silence for a few moments before his stop. Mike (Boneprone) lets one rip. I simeultaneously let one go. We both say "oh, excuse me" as the small space fills with a disgusting odor. It fucking stank bad! My eyes were wattering.

I feel so bad for that poor chap. I though I saw him gagging as he got off the elevator.

i only do that if i know i can get a silent one out

then when you can smell it you look around like who the fuck did that.

(¤¤)»»»»»»Þ · 09-25-2003, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
My biggest worry about letting one stew nicely mid-elevator ride is that I'll somehow get punched in the stomach as I assume the position and make the face...and end up shitting my pants

Your worry has good foundation ill have you know

Mr Pheer · 09-25-2003, 09:16 PM

One time I tried to fart but I shat my pants instead.

rowan · 09-25-2003, 09:37 PM

Spunky · 09-25-2003, 09:39 PM

Jim Carey is hilarious

salo18 · 09-26-2003, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Do you have a pet?
They love it when you fart in thier face.

hahaha

I have farted on my cat a few times,, but I dont know if he likes it.

rooster · 09-26-2003, 07:36 AM

i fart right as im getting off the elevator so the doors close and trap the odor in for the people inside

Penrod · 09-26-2003, 07:36 AM

http://www.goofyphotos.com/1/thefart...tm?cardid=1065

arkenon · 09-26-2003, 07:44 AM

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FART IN CHURCH?!?.........
YOU HAVE TO SIT IN YOUR OWN PEW!!!!!!...............

one of my favorite things to do is fart, like, a lot, under the covers and get a massive fuckin' rot goin' on under the blankeys... then as I hold my breath to avoid certain brain damage, I lift and waft the blanket up into my girlfriends face as she sleeps to see if it will wake her up......muahahahahah!!!!

Daddy Big Nuts · 09-26-2003, 08:01 AM

The best is to fart on an airplane and act like you are asleep..........

Herb Kornfield · 09-26-2003, 08:06 AM

Better than farting......

Loudly announce to anyone else in the elevator that " I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT MY ASS JUST DOESNT FEEL CLEAN"

You will notice the strained looks on peoples faces and then, they too will start to feel that their asses are also not that clean.

Works everytime to raise a little mayhem

AM Jeff · 09-26-2003, 08:22 AM

I did last night.

Went to the Reds-Cubs ballgame last night.
After eating White castles before the ball game, 2 chilidogs during the game and 5 beers. I was smokin my shorts.
Gassed everyone in the elevator last night, in the parking garage elevator.

Probably killed a few around me during the game too.

eddie-executive · 09-26-2003, 08:38 AM

The best is walking by a crowd of people and floating a silent air biscuit. Then walking away and laughing at a small riot starting over who busted ass

SENSEX · 09-26-2003, 09:05 AM

I love to fart in an elevator just as im about to get off it, & press all the buttons to prolong the ride for the people stuck in it

LeeNoga · 09-26-2003, 09:08 AM

Fuck the elevator, its the damn senior citizens that fart in the shopping aisles and keep on moving.....

dougeetx · 09-26-2003, 09:33 AM

The fact that this thread has even started gets a big thumbs up! LOL!

-=HOAX=- · 09-26-2003, 09:44 AM

I was recently in san francisco at the hall of justice, I was waiting for the elevator with a few lawyers and a few cops, I farted before the door opened but I ended up dragging it in with me...

We got in and the doors closed and blammo, shit city. Some cop looked at me and i motioned with my eyes to the cop next to me...all his cop buddies started teasing and laughing...he was beat red it was hilarious. But he actually must have farted cause he owned up to it. And I noticed that there was some foreign intruder mixed in with my own special brand.

eddie-executive · 09-26-2003, 11:04 AM

Ahhh farts they smell funny, they sound funny, and sometimes feel funny

SENSEX · 09-26-2003, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga
Fuck the elevator, its the damn senior citizens that fart in the shopping aisles and keep on moving.....

thats not fart, thats their diaper full

EZRhino · 09-26-2003, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Do you have a pet?
They love it when you fart in thier face.

reynold · 09-26-2003, 11:50 AM

I would never do that

MagicksAntics · 09-26-2003, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2

even better...I have children.......

HAHAHAHAAAA - NICE! That shouldn't even be funny, but that makes it even more hilarious

I knew a guy who would cut a silent but deadly (and I do mean --deadly--) in the checkout line at Blockbuster (on a busy Friday night, no less), then casually wander off to inspect the used DVD's for sale.

Come to think of it, I believe I was traumatized by that incident. I think I'll sue.

10-16-2002, 09:25 PM	#1
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Ever Fart in an occupied Elevator just to be a jerk? I saw a thead on another forum that reminded me of the time me and my cousin was in an Elevator. I cant remember if it was Reno or Vegas, anyhoo... This poor guy gets on the elevator with us. There's that akward silence for a few moments before his stop. Mike (Boneprone) lets one rip. I simeultaneously let one go. We both say "oh, excuse me" as the small space fills with a disgusting odor. It fucking stank bad! My eyes were wattering. I feel so bad for that poor chap. I though I saw him gagging as he got off the elevator. __________________ Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

10-16-2002, 09:29 PM	#2
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	It was Vegas at the Venitian during the show. They were webmasters with show passes on. I remember farting (real real real bad one) just seconds before we reached our floor. Just as the smell was starting to get into my tastebuds, the door opened on our floor so we could get out. The people still on the elevator were left with a BP4L present as they still had some 20 flights left to go. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

10-16-2002, 09:30 PM	#3
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10-16-2002, 09:31 PM	#4
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	classic. I think of that day when ever i get on a long elevator ride. In fact 3 weeks ago when I was in NY, riding up the Empire state Building elevator with maybe 12 other people I was trying to cook one up to share with the masses.. I failed. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

10-16-2002, 09:31 PM	#5
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10-16-2002, 09:33 PM	#6
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	hehehehe. Sleazy, I think i did this after our HUGE dinner!! The one with you, me , my cousin, JJJ, Joe from Mature Post, and Platnium Dave!! In fact im almost sure it was after that dinner! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 10-16-2002 at 09:35 PM..

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	In chineese culture that means it was one good fucking meal! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

10-16-2002, 10:39 PM	#10
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Hmmm. Ill be sure to tell my wife that one. Thanks. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

10-16-2002, 10:41 PM	#11
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	speaking of farting, I have so much gas today

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Do you have a pet? They love it when you fart in thier face. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

10-16-2002, 10:45 PM	#13
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	When I had an office job I used to fart-walk down the halls after lunch. So it would waft away before I got to my desk.

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10-16-2002, 10:53 PM	#15
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ColKurtz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cambodia Posts: 596	What i do is lay a really big fart as Im walking out of the elevator, and laugh as I watch the doors closing in my lethal gas on innocent victims

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10-16-2002, 11:27 PM	#22
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	My biggest worry about letting one stew nicely mid-elevator ride is that I'll somehow get punched in the stomach as I assume the position and make the face...and end up shitting my pants __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

09-25-2003, 08:53 PM	#23
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	good times __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

09-25-2003, 09:16 PM	#26
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09-26-2003, 07:36 AM	#30
rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	i fart right as im getting off the elevator so the doors close and trap the odor in for the people inside

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arkenon Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: planet fuggin earth Posts: 24	YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FART IN CHURCH?!?......... YOU HAVE TO SIT IN YOUR OWN PEW!!!!!!............... one of my favorite things to do is fart, like, a lot, under the covers and get a massive fuckin' rot goin' on under the blankeys... then as I hold my breath to avoid certain brain damage, I lift and waft the blanket up into my girlfriends face as she sleeps to see if it will wake her up......muahahahahah!!!!

09-26-2003, 08:01 AM	#33
Daddy Big Nuts Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 1,080	The best is to fart on an airplane and act like you are asleep..........

09-26-2003, 08:06 AM	#34
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Better than farting...... Loudly announce to anyone else in the elevator that " I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT MY ASS JUST DOESNT FEEL CLEAN" You will notice the strained looks on peoples faces and then, they too will start to feel that their asses are also not that clean. Works everytime to raise a little mayhem

09-26-2003, 08:22 AM	#35
AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	I did last night. Went to the Reds-Cubs ballgame last night. After eating White castles before the ball game, 2 chilidogs during the game and 5 beers. I was smokin my shorts. Gassed everyone in the elevator last night, in the parking garage elevator. Probably killed a few around me during the game too. __________________ Feel the Rage Motherfucker. It's Coming Soon to a Browser near you.

09-26-2003, 08:38 AM	#36
eddie-executive Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,061	The best is walking by a crowd of people and floating a silent air biscuit. Then walking away and laughing at a small riot starting over who busted ass __________________ Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

09-26-2003, 09:05 AM	#37
SENSEX Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Someplace Special Posts: 1,159	I love to fart in an elevator just as im about to get off it, & press all the buttons to prolong the ride for the people stuck in it

09-26-2003, 09:08 AM	#38
LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	Fuck the elevator, its the damn senior citizens that fart in the shopping aisles and keep on moving.....

09-26-2003, 09:33 AM	#39
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09-26-2003, 09:44 AM	#40
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	I was recently in san francisco at the hall of justice, I was waiting for the elevator with a few lawyers and a few cops, I farted before the door opened but I ended up dragging it in with me... We got in and the doors closed and blammo, shit city. Some cop looked at me and i motioned with my eyes to the cop next to me...all his cop buddies started teasing and laughing...he was beat red it was hilarious. But he actually must have farted cause he owned up to it. And I noticed that there was some foreign intruder mixed in with my own special brand. __________________ Insert Value Here.

09-26-2003, 11:04 AM	#41
eddie-executive Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,061	Ahhh farts they smell funny, they sound funny, and sometimes feel funny __________________ Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

09-26-2003, 11:50 AM	#44
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I would never do that