YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FART IN CHURCH?!?.........
YOU HAVE TO SIT IN YOUR OWN PEW!!!!!!...............
one of my favorite things to do is fart, like, a lot, under the covers and get a massive fuckin' rot goin' on under the blankeys... then as I hold my breath to avoid certain brain damage, I lift and waft the blanket up into my girlfriends face as she sleeps to see if it will wake her up......muahahahahah!!!!
