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Old 12-31-2007, 06:57 PM   #1
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So I bought a Segway today.

I live a couple of miles away from where I'm opening up my art gallery, so I decided instead of having to drive back and forth every day, I'd just get a Segway.

All I can say is these things are way way WAY cool!

FYI: If you don't see me around for a while, that probably just means I managed to kill myself dead while flying off my Segway head first at 12 miles per hour into a telephone poll after hitting a curb.

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Old 12-31-2007, 06:58 PM   #2
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So when will there be a video? Congrats on your purchase.
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Old 12-31-2007, 06:59 PM   #3
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So when will there be a video?
As soon as I get my leather riding chaps in the mail that I ordered.
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:03 PM   #4
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Somehow I doubt the sincerity of this thread.
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:19 PM   #5
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Somehow I doubt the sincerity of this thread.
No I really did buy a Segway. Had to drive almost 4 damn hours round trip to pick it up and get trained on it too.

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Old 12-31-2007, 07:21 PM   #6
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:23 PM   #7
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Mine's all black. I are tactical faggot.
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:24 PM   #8
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Mine's all black. I are tactical faggot.
Did you get the laser guided breeder seeking meat missile option?
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:25 PM   #9
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:27 PM   #10
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HA those things are fucking hilarious, but fun as hell.

What's the max speed?
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:29 PM   #11
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What's the max speed?
12.5 mph

Vroom Vroooooooooom!
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:30 PM   #12
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Feast upon my penis breeder!
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:32 PM   #13
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Mine's all black. I are tactical faggot.
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:33 PM   #14
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:42 PM   #15
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:44 PM   #16
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:57 PM   #17
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:59 PM   #18
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segways are gay... oh... nevermind...
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Old 12-31-2007, 08:31 PM   #19
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Old 12-31-2007, 08:45 PM   #20
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a few casino/mall security guards use them in Vegas

I've been wanting to try the offroad version for eco friendly trail riding
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Old 12-31-2007, 08:45 PM   #21
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Lawds Mercy! I know breeder I know!

I was riding it around town on the nice new smooth sidewalks to get use to it, and by the time I was done, I had a long line of twinks following behind me.

I'm like a faggot version of the Pied Piper on that thing!

Best evers on earth!

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Old 12-31-2007, 08:49 PM   #22
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You're driving a couple miles on a segway? Now that is gay.
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Old 12-31-2007, 09:03 PM   #23
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i got my kid an electric scooter for xmas and ive been riding a lot myself so i have also been thinking about getting a segway.

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Old 12-31-2007, 09:10 PM   #24
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I've seen cops in my old home town riding around on those.

They look so fucking retarded
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Old 12-31-2007, 09:43 PM   #25
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They look so fucking retarded

I don't look retarded on it, i just look really really REALLY fucking gay. Which is appropriate anyway, so I think we have a winner!
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Old 12-31-2007, 09:50 PM   #26
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Old 12-31-2007, 10:17 PM   #27
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I don't look retarded on it, i just look really really REALLY fucking gay. Which is appropriate anyway, so I think we have a winner!
I meant the cops looked retarded on them.
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Old 12-31-2007, 10:20 PM   #28
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I was riding it around town on the nice new smooth sidewalks to get use to it, and by the time I was done, I had a long line of twinks following behind me.

I'm like a faggot version of the Pied Piper on that thing!
Funniest thing I've ever read on GFY by a long shot.
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Old 12-31-2007, 10:49 PM   #29
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