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BoyAlley 12-31-2007 06:57 PM

So I bought a Segway today.
 
I live a couple of miles away from where I'm opening up my art gallery, so I decided instead of having to drive back and forth every day, I'd just get a Segway.

All I can say is these things are way way WAY cool!

FYI: If you don't see me around for a while, that probably just means I managed to kill myself dead while flying off my Segway head first at 12 miles per hour into a telephone poll after hitting a curb.

:helpme:helpme:helpme

tony286 12-31-2007 06:58 PM

So when will there be a video? Congrats on your purchase.

BoyAlley 12-31-2007 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13585105)
So when will there be a video?

As soon as I get my leather riding chaps in the mail that I ordered. :thumbsup

Fizzgig 12-31-2007 07:03 PM

Somehow I doubt the sincerity of this thread.

BoyAlley 12-31-2007 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig (Post 13585130)
Somehow I doubt the sincerity of this thread.

No I really did buy a Segway. Had to drive almost 4 damn hours round trip to pick it up and get trained on it too.

Cripe Mighty.

WarChild 12-31-2007 07:21 PM

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BoyAlley 12-31-2007 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 13585193)


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mine's all black. I are tactical faggot.

WarChild 12-31-2007 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 13585202)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mine's all black. I are tactical faggot.

Did you get the laser guided breeder seeking meat missile option?

ProducerCashDave 12-31-2007 07:25 PM

hope you get run over

donkevlar 12-31-2007 07:27 PM

HA those things are fucking hilarious, but fun as hell.

What's the max speed?

BoyAlley 12-31-2007 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 13585226)
What's the max speed?

12.5 mph

Vroom Vroooooooooom!

BoyAlley 12-31-2007 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadBoy_Dave (Post 13585212)
hope you get run over

Feast upon my penis breeder! http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...c/catfight.gif

Deej 12-31-2007 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 13585202)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mine's all black. I are tactical faggot.

Ninja fag

BoyAlley 12-31-2007 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 13585252)
Ninja fag

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Sands 12-31-2007 07:42 PM


aico 12-31-2007 07:44 PM

Ride a bike.

'So Fucking Money 12-31-2007 07:57 PM

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marketsmart 12-31-2007 07:59 PM

segways are gay... oh... nevermind...

Grapesoda 12-31-2007 08:31 PM

I've only seen one in my area and only one time.

OzMan 12-31-2007 08:45 PM

a few casino/mall security guards use them in Vegas

I've been wanting to try the offroad version for eco friendly trail riding

BoyAlley 12-31-2007 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 13585335)
segways are gay... oh... nevermind...

Lawds Mercy! I know breeder I know!

I was riding it around town on the nice new smooth sidewalks to get use to it, and by the time I was done, I had a long line of twinks following behind me.

I'm like a faggot version of the Pied Piper on that thing!

Best evers on earth! :winkwink:

FredIsMe 12-31-2007 08:49 PM

You're driving a couple miles on a segway? Now that is gay.

=^..^= 12-31-2007 09:03 PM

i got my kid an electric scooter for xmas and ive been riding a lot myself so i have also been thinking about getting a segway.

vrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

PS - u HAVE to post pics

spacedog 12-31-2007 09:10 PM

I've seen cops in my old home town riding around on those.

They look so fucking retarded :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 12-31-2007 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 13585480)
They look so fucking retarded :1orglaugh


I don't look retarded on it, i just look really really REALLY fucking gay. Which is appropriate anyway, so I think we have a winner!

Malicious Biz 12-31-2007 09:50 PM

http://www.thekimcheeblog.com/wp-con...egway_beta.jpg

spacedog 12-31-2007 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 13585545)

I don't look retarded on it, i just look really really REALLY fucking gay. Which is appropriate anyway, so I think we have a winner!

I meant the cops looked retarded on them. :1orglaugh

CunningStunt 12-31-2007 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 13585438)

I was riding it around town on the nice new smooth sidewalks to get use to it, and by the time I was done, I had a long line of twinks following behind me.

I'm like a faggot version of the Pied Piper on that thing!

Funniest thing I've ever read on GFY by a long shot. :1orglaugh

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kcbronxsta 12-31-2007 10:51 PM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:helpme

candyflip 12-31-2007 10:51 PM

The logo on those fisting pics makes me smile.

woj 01-01-2008 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz (Post 13585555)

:1orglaugh


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