Sethseekstruth

So if you had to kill yourself and yet make it look like an accident, how would you do it?

Single car accident?

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MikesTraffic

either a single car accident, or put roller blades on, break a window, and cut my throat with the glass by falling on the shard....makes it look like i slipped while roller blading

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Iron Fist

Haven't thought of it to be honest.

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WinstonTriplexcash

if you don't mind it making you look stupid (and the agony) , i'd say hair dryer in the tub...

Barefootsies

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Enough Said.

"Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

aico

go to Compton and start yelling racial slurs.

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faze

nice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Loki

well not that i've given this ANY thought lol, but....

Boil down a shitload of tobacco (I forget how much really) skim the oil off of the top of the boiled water and eat it / drink it whatever, just get it into your system.

You will die of a heart-attack as a result.

as long as you WERE a smoker, a medical examiner would not find anything unusual about finding large amounts of nicoteen in your system.

-Loki-

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DWB

"Fall" into the bear or lion cage at the zoo.

Your car could stall on train tracks.

The radio could fall into the bathtub by mistake.

You could get a job as a window cleaner and work the high rise buildings where your safety harness could break.

Lots of ways. :-)

EuroRev_Stacey

never thought of it! ouch...

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V_RocKs

Killing yourself is for pussies...

If your dad killed himself... He was a pussy.

If your mom did? Pussy

If your war veteran buddy did? Pussy


ALL SUICIDES ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.

Vick!

Do you want peaceful death?


Ok, its winter .. you should close the windows and door of your room tightly, turn on your gas heater, and go to sleep .. its better if you also take 1-2 sleeping pills.

Heater will burn all oxygen in the room, and you will slip from sleep to eternal sleep with nearly no pain.

I have no proof of "no pain" .. but people died like this were found sleeping calmly on their bed, inside blanket. No sign of effort etc.

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DeadFidel

Nice....

Bojangles

Hmm. Probably a car accident.

florin

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kovacs

Um what's responsibility got to do with feeling depressed? What a retarded post.

Naja-ram

what are you some kind of a retard ?

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PowerCum

Big bang suicide for dummies... well, not so dummies, but at least it's original way to suicide:

1 ) Open a Painting business where you prepare your own paints
2 ) Open a farmer business
3 ) Open any business that requires metal working. You can say you are a sculpture artist and you work with metals.

4 ) Now that you are an entrepreneur you can suicide is an interesting way taking half of your neighborhood with you... some ancient religions say that if you kill someone then he will be your slave in your outer life, so it can only be good if you blow everything in 2 kilometers radius.

5 ) From the painting and sculpture business you will need Aluminium Oxide in powder form. About 3 tons of it... with 6 tons you can build a moab (most powerfull non nuclear bomb the american army has... so go figure) It's very common material, so it will raise absolutely no alerts... and it's very cheap.
6 ) From the farmer business you will need Amonia Selitre either in balls or powder form. It's a cheap and very common product used for fertilization. Make a saturated water solution with 750 kg of that one. That's about 4 parts of Selitre per one part of water. 750 kg is not enough for a big farm, so even a small farm will need more of that and you will not raise alerts again.
7 ) Get paper or cotton cloth and put them into the tank with the Selitre solution. Then make them dry under the sun. DON'T use a heater near that, it will make BIG smoke signals visible from very far away, but still will not kill you, so you would fail if you do it. You will have lots of clorh or paper saturated with selitre as a result of this... a couple of tons to be exact.
8 ) Now that you have the main materials you need to make a proper casing. As you are a sculptor you must make a circular cylinder with enough space inside to fit all that. It will be BIG.
9 ) Now that you have the casing ready you need a decent detonator, but since you don't have access to TNT or PG2, that is usually used to detonate the military equivalent of such a thing, you can use something more cheaper and easy to find. 5 to 10 camping gas bottles will do the work and you can buy then at any store.
10 ) Now, put the camping gas bottles in the middle, wrap them with 2 - 5 cm of the selitre saturated cloth. then 50 cm of aluminium oxyde, Wrap it again with 5 cm of clothes, then add the rest of aluminium oxyde and then wrap it all with the cloth or paper blots impregnated into the selitre.
11 ) Burn the cloth in the middle that wraps the camping gas bottles. As your detonation mechanism is very primitive it will take some time to burn till the gas bottles and start the big blow. That process will make BIG smoke signals, so with some luck and if firefighters are fast enough you can blow some firefighters too.
12 ) Wait about 1 to 5 minutes and you will be dead in a VERY big explosion. The result will be:
- A big blowup that will kill everything in 500 meters around instantly. Any structure in less than 300 meters will be grounded (demolished by the explosion).
- All the oxygen in the air in 2 kilometers around will be consumed and burned by the explosion and combustion the aluminium oxyde will generate. Any breathing creature in that radius will suffer a very painful death due to the lack of air to breath. The vacuum resulting of the air combustion makes it even worse and any breathing creature loses consciousness in less than 60 seconds. Humans internal organs basically explode. The ones between 500 meters and 1 kilometer will have the painful experience to sense their blood boil due to the lack of external pressure.
- From 2 to 3 kilometers around the blowout expansive wave will be able to kill any human that is not behind a wall.
- From 3 to 5 kilometers all windows will be broken
- The resulting smoke from the amonia selitre combustion once heated by the aluminium oxide combustion will go up very fast making a BIG smoke cloud. Once this cloud cools it will mix with some normal clouds resulting in a toxic cloud. That rain is perfect for ground fertilization, but it's very toxic for humans, cows, dogs, and other animals... If it rains on someone's head it will burn his skin to the bone under the proper concentration, or just cause skin burnouts under lower concentrations.
- The resulting blowout is not harmful for the environment (completely ecologic), so this suicide method is even suitable for greenpeace activists.


By the way, it's perfectly legal to have such a thing in some states in USA (Arizona for example), even the military version. But in all these states it's illegal to detonate it...

In any case, suicide is a very stupid practice. Death is a once in the lifetime experience and it's 100% sure to come sooner or later, so instead of suiciding, enjoy the other experiences that life can give you... like having lots of sex for fun and profit... and you know lots of people doing that

Another interesting and original way to suicide:
1 ) Go to Saudi Arabia yearly weapons seller fair.
2 ) Buy an old ground to ground missile launcher with one missile (You can buy that for less than $5k). You can buy an old cruise missile instead, without the explosive payload (casing and engine only) for almost the same money.
3 ) Point the missile to some mountain or a big rock.
4 ) Sit on the missile and Make sure you attach your body to it somehow, so you don't fall when the missile is fired up. If you got the cruise missile, you can just sit inside it, there is enough space.
5 ) Fire the missile against the rock. If you don't die from the explosion you will be converted into a nice blood and flesh stamp on a big rock. If you got the cruise missile option, don't worry, the engine fuel will be enough to make a nice blow when you get stamped against the rock.

My personal favorite suicide method:
1 ) Hire 40 nymphos to fuck you till you die.
2 ) Optionally get several mexican midgets to spice it a bit.

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