Wednesday's Joke - GoFuckYourself.com

Compdoctor · 12-12-2007, 08:44 AM

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, 'Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.'

'Dear,' the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, 'I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!'

D · 12-12-2007, 10:12 AM

Heard that one before. Still funny.

I think you forgot to set up the part where the convict talks to the wife, though...

Convict whispers in woman's ear... look of horror comes across her face... convict momentarily walks out of the room...

queue husband... and do or don't insert "...and he asked me where the plunger was" into wife's rhetoric, or whatever.

Keep em comin'... these brighten up the day.

sniperwolf · 12-12-2007, 10:44 AM

LOL! I was thinking the same thing!

Scott McD · 12-12-2007, 12:11 PM

Hehe, yep an oldie !

bobby666 · 12-12-2007, 01:01 PM

shitty situation lol

tranza · 12-12-2007, 01:23 PM

Old one, but funny.

KILL_FRENZY · 12-12-2007, 03:21 PM

nice one

woj · 12-12-2007, 03:27 PM

Violetta · 12-12-2007, 03:31 PM

hahaha... gay alert!

VeriSexy · 12-12-2007, 04:17 PM

lol... good one

Iron Fist · 12-12-2007, 04:23 PM

I think I read that from The Hun last week

funny stuff!

12-12-2007, 08:44 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Wednesday's Joke An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, 'Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.' 'Dear,' the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, 'I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!' __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

12-12-2007, 10:12 AM	#2
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	Heard that one before. Still funny. I think you forgot to set up the part where the convict talks to the wife, though... Convict whispers in woman's ear... look of horror comes across her face... convict momentarily walks out of the room... queue husband... and do or don't insert "...and he asked me where the plunger was" into wife's rhetoric, or whatever. Keep em comin'... these brighten up the day. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

12-12-2007, 10:44 AM	#3
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	LOL! I was thinking the same thing! __________________ ~Accepting design works~

12-12-2007, 12:11 PM	#4
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	Hehe, yep an oldie ! __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

12-12-2007, 01:01 PM	#5
bobby666 boots are my religion Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Heart of europe Posts: 21,765	shitty situation lol __________________

12-12-2007, 01:23 PM	#6
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Old one, but funny. __________________ I'm just a newbie.

12-12-2007, 03:21 PM	#7
KILL_FRENZY Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 6,184	nice one __________________ BOOST YOUR SALES! WordPress Templates \| Joomla Templates \| TGP Templates \| Cartoons \| Custom Design Contact: ICQ - 240130421 \| Email - [email protected]

12-12-2007, 03:27 PM	#8
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	__________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

12-12-2007, 03:31 PM	#9
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	hahaha... gay alert! __________________ M&A Queen

12-12-2007, 04:17 PM	#10
VeriSexy Join The Royal Family Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 25,463	lol... good one __________________ Looking for a KICK ASS TEEN SPONSOR? Check out ROYAL CASH - THE KING OF TEEN! Incredible webmaster tools FHGs, Morphing Blog and RSS Feeds, Embedded FLV & WMV Videos. With TOP RATIO Sites like TeenStarsOnly.com - Earn $$ with our New Site & Bonus Payouts!! ATMovs.com \| iTeenVideo.com \| TeenSexMovs.com \| TeenSexMania.com

12-12-2007, 04:23 PM	#11
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	I think I read that from The Hun last week funny stuff! __________________ i like waffles