Wednesday's Joke
 

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, 'Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.'

'Dear,' the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, 'I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!'

Heard that one before. Still funny. :)

I think you forgot to set up the part where the convict talks to the wife, though...

Convict whispers in woman's ear... look of horror comes across her face... convict momentarily walks out of the room...

queue husband... and do or don't insert "...and he asked me where the plunger was" into wife's rhetoric, or whatever. :winkwink:

Keep em comin'... these brighten up the day. :)

LOL! I was thinking the same thing! :winkwink:

Hehe, yep an oldie !

shitty situation lol

Old one, but funny.

nice one :1orglaugh

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hahaha... gay alert!

lol... good one

I think I read that from The Hun last week :) funny stuff!