OMG - Steven Segal is as fat as a house! - GoFuckYourself.com

Damian_Maxcash · 11-02-2007, 12:33 PM

WTF happened - he is really bad - I thought he was going to kick some butt - but he couldnt get his leg of the ground.

I feel sorry for him really

Im not skinny but.......

polish_aristocrat · 11-02-2007, 12:35 PM

pics? 78

Damian_Maxcash · 11-02-2007, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

pics? 78

It was a film I just watched on Spanish TV....

I didnt get the title - something about a nuke and chechen rebels.

He was HUGE!

Vegas Ken · 11-02-2007, 12:49 PM

Pics are definatley need for this thread.

Steve Awesome · 11-02-2007, 12:51 PM

Damian_Maxcash · 11-02-2007, 12:51 PM

Christ - cant you just take my word for it?

The guy is fat - ok - I will find pics

D · 11-02-2007, 12:53 PM

As the thread-starter in such a thread, you were delinquent in that you did not post pics.

Steve Awesome · 11-02-2007, 12:53 PM

That was November 2007. Click this for March 2007.

Damian_Maxcash · 11-02-2007, 12:56 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443450/ - thats the film

Skillz Unlimited · 11-02-2007, 01:14 PM

yea that's called relaxing, eating well, and enjoying your money. The man is chillin. You sound worse than a chic.

Metro!!

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 11-02-2007, 01:21 PM

Yo damian2001... I would love to see you call Steven Segal a fat fuck... and for him to use you dumb ass as a football...

Don't you be messing with him...

.

gornyhuy · 11-02-2007, 01:21 PM

This thread is useless without someone getting their head beat in with a cue stick and without a microwave bomb blowing up a ship galley.

leedsfan · 11-02-2007, 01:25 PM

i saw him yesterday. He's filming here in Vancouver. He was on set in between scenes. He looks orange-fucking freak. And hes not really very tall either.

Damian_Maxcash · 11-02-2007, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balalsubturfyooj

Yo damian2001... I would love to see you call Steven Segal a fat fuck... and for him to use you dumb ass as a football...

Don't you be messing with him...

.

lol -- I would call him a fat fuck to his face -- then I would run really slowly (I wouldnt want to wear my fat ass out) to the door.

MarkTiarra · 11-02-2007, 01:27 PM

Yeah what's with the bad fake tan?

2012 · 11-02-2007, 01:27 PM

he could literally smash your face in. I'll buy him a cheeseburger

natas · 11-02-2007, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Awesome

dayum what a chubby freak.

Under Seige is still an amazing film tho

Sunny · 11-02-2007, 01:53 PM

good job, keep it up

Hollywood Horwitz · 11-02-2007, 01:58 PM

he's looks horrible! but then again he's old as dirt now.

GAMEFINEST · 11-02-2007, 02:03 PM

His not that fat

donborno · 11-02-2007, 02:03 PM

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

webair · 11-02-2007, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

Christ - cant you just take my word for it?

The guy is fat - ok - I will find pics

dynastoned · 11-02-2007, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno

MiLo · 11-02-2007, 02:33 PM

His music is more of my taste rather than his movies

Violetta · 11-02-2007, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

hahahahahahahaha... awsome!

Michaelious · 11-02-2007, 02:52 PM

Well i still wouldn't want to fight him.

Far-L · 11-02-2007, 02:52 PM

chuck norris kicked his ass...

Big Red Machine · 11-02-2007, 03:01 PM

He's made his money

AK · 11-02-2007, 03:04 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bup2ffVKBb8

Lemons · 11-02-2007, 03:23 PM

Norris > Segal

TurboAngel · 11-02-2007, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

Christ - cant you just take my word for it?

The guy is fat - ok - I will find pics

LMFAO!

Sansa · 11-02-2007, 03:32 PM

It's amazing that a talentless fuck like Segal actually made it. Thru lots of smoke and mirrors but still. Those curious should read this http://www.lukeford.net/profiles/pro...en_seagal1.htm

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 11-02-2007, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

.

KILL_FRENZY · 11-02-2007, 03:43 PM

yeah his fatter

teg0 · 11-02-2007, 03:56 PM

He still looks like a badass

L-Pink · 11-02-2007, 04:01 PM

He had a resturant in Chicago with REALLY BAD food.

shekinah · 11-02-2007, 04:21 PM

He looks old and fat

11-02-2007, 04:34 PM

i would say that he is sick and is on some medicine that is causing him to look bloated

nosey · 11-02-2007, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno

RyuLion · 11-02-2007, 04:49 PM

he's like me now..lol

NinjaSteve · 11-02-2007, 06:49 PM

NICE! I found his video!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4

Spunky · 11-02-2007, 06:51 PM

He's enjoying the fruits of his labor

StuartD · 11-02-2007, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

NICE! I found his video!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4

That song was actually pretty good....

until he started singing.

BlueDesignStudios · 11-02-2007, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

hahaha that's fantastic

Vitasoy · 11-02-2007, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

lol.. you made me spit out my water

11-02-2007, 12:33 PM	#1
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	OMG - Steven Segal is as fat as a house! WTF happened - he is really bad - I thought he was going to kick some butt - but he couldnt get his leg of the ground. I feel sorry for him really Im not skinny but.......

11-02-2007, 12:35 PM	#2
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	pics? 78 __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

11-02-2007, 12:49 PM	#4
Vegas Ken Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,151	Pics are definatley need for this thread. __________________ Skype: vegas_ken

11-02-2007, 12:51 PM	#5
Steve Awesome Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mid-West! Posts: 1,575	__________________ *The AbbieCash Porn Network. Billing processing by CCBILL. Join our affiliate program today*. RealDollSex \| AbbieTeen \| GamerChicks \| ModelTexans \| HottieCams Nintendo 3DS Porn Blog \| Steve's Adult Industry Blog \| Abbie Bueller's Porn Blog

11-02-2007, 12:53 PM	#7
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	As the thread-starter in such a thread, you were delinquent in that you did not post pics. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

11-02-2007, 12:56 PM	#9
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443450/ - thats the film

11-02-2007, 01:14 PM	#10
Skillz Unlimited Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Califor Posts: 1,541	yea that's called relaxing, eating well, and enjoying your money. The man is chillin. You sound worse than a chic. Metro!!

11-02-2007, 01:21 PM	#11
yahoo-xxx-girls.com Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 3,143	O Yea... damian2001... Yo damian2001... I would love to see you call Steven Segal a fat fuck... and for him to use you dumb ass as a football... Don't you be messing with him... . __________________ sig too big

11-02-2007, 01:21 PM	#12
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	This thread is useless without someone getting their head beat in with a cue stick and without a microwave bomb blowing up a ship galley. __________________ icq:159548293

11-02-2007, 01:25 PM	#13
leedsfan leedsfan Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: purgatory Posts: 2,564	i saw him yesterday. He's filming here in Vancouver. He was on set in between scenes. He looks orange-fucking freak. And hes not really very tall either. __________________ Advertise on Sex2ube.com New Tube Content Packages Save $10K +

11-02-2007, 01:27 PM	#15
MarkTiarra Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 3,833	Yeah what's with the bad fake tan? __________________ Retired Pornosticator

11-02-2007, 01:27 PM	#16
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	he could literally smash your face in. I'll buy him a cheeseburger __________________ best host: Webair \| best sponsor: Kink \| best coder: 688218966 \| Go Fuck Yourself

11-02-2007, 01:53 PM	#18
Sunny Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,981	good job, keep it up __________________ >>>>>>>>>>Offering Quality PR Hardlinks<<<<<<<<<< 1- 50 PR Homepage Adult Links 2- Lifetime Featured & Regular Listings in 25 PR Adult Directories 3- Lifetime Unique, Quality & Copyscape Passed Blogpostings in 25 PR Adult Blogs Contact Me!!! ICQ: 199-024-695

11-02-2007, 01:58 PM	#19
Hollywood Horwitz Porn To ROCK! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 4,357	he's looks horrible! but then again he's old as dirt now. __________________ Ross Horwitz Skype: RossAngeles666 Online Ad Sales / Email / Display Ads / Mobile Cell.323.949.4313 [email protected]

11-02-2007, 02:03 PM	#20
GAMEFINEST Make STACK$ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: sexy time Posts: 14,439	His not that fat __________________ Compound interest.

11-02-2007, 02:03 PM	#21
donborno Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 374	Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." Last edited by donborno; 11-02-2007 at 02:04 PM..

11-02-2007, 02:33 PM	#24
MiLo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: city of the living dead Posts: 2,970	His music is more of my taste rather than his movies __________________ ICQ: 9203112

11-02-2007, 02:52 PM	#26
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	Well i still wouldn't want to fight him. __________________

11-02-2007, 02:52 PM	#27
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,065	chuck norris kicked his ass... __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

11-02-2007, 03:01 PM	#28
Big Red Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: XXXBigRed@Twitter Posts: 9,586	He's made his money __________________ ICQ:475437214

11-02-2007, 03:04 PM	#29
AK MadZuma Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: California Posts: 6,436	https://youtube.com/watch?v=bup2ffVKBb8 __________________ Alfonsus Kusuma (AK) ak at madzuma.com skype me - alfonsus.com

11-02-2007, 03:23 PM	#30
Lemons Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MTL Posts: 63	Norris > Segal

11-02-2007, 03:32 PM	#32
Sansa Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 293	It's amazing that a talentless fuck like Segal actually made it. Thru lots of smoke and mirrors but still. Those curious should read this http://www.lukeford.net/profiles/pro...en_seagal1.htm

11-02-2007, 03:43 PM	#34
KILL_FRENZY Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 6,184	yeah his fatter __________________ BOOST YOUR SALES! WordPress Templates \| Joomla Templates \| TGP Templates \| Cartoons \| Custom Design Contact: ICQ - 240130421 \| Email - [email protected]

11-02-2007, 03:56 PM	#35
teg0 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gringo in Puerto Rico Posts: 4,204	He still looks like a badass

11-02-2007, 04:01 PM	#36
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	He had a resturant in Chicago with REALLY BAD food.

11-02-2007, 04:21 PM	#37
shekinah Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 8,452	He looks old and fat __________________ [Web Design \| Development \| Programming \| Content Writing ] ICQ: 238-890-469

11-02-2007, 04:34 PM	#38
LilBro Guest Posts: n/a	i would say that he is sick and is on some medicine that is causing him to look bloated

11-02-2007, 04:49 PM	#40
RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,275	he's like me now..lol __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995

11-02-2007, 06:49 PM	#41
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	NICE! I found his video! https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4 __________________ ...

11-02-2007, 06:51 PM	#42
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,947	He's enjoying the fruits of his labor __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*