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Damian_Maxcash 11-02-2007 12:33 PM

OMG - Steven Segal is as fat as a house!
 
WTF happened - he is really bad - I thought he was going to kick some butt - but he couldnt get his leg of the ground.

I feel sorry for him really :(

Im not skinny but.......

polish_aristocrat 11-02-2007 12:35 PM

pics? 78

Damian_Maxcash 11-02-2007 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13322667)
pics? 78

It was a film I just watched on Spanish TV....

I didnt get the title - something about a nuke and chechen rebels.

He was HUGE!

Vegas Ken 11-02-2007 12:49 PM

Pics are definatley need for this thread.

Steve Awesome 11-02-2007 12:51 PM

http://www.metinbereketli.com/img-Vi...even-Segal.jpg

Damian_Maxcash 11-02-2007 12:51 PM

Christ - cant you just take my word for it?

The guy is fat - ok - I will find pics

D 11-02-2007 12:53 PM

As the thread-starter in such a thread, you were delinquent in that you did not post pics.

:)

Steve Awesome 11-02-2007 12:53 PM

That was November 2007. Click this for March 2007.

Damian_Maxcash 11-02-2007 12:56 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443450/ - thats the film

Skillz Unlimited 11-02-2007 01:14 PM

yea that's called relaxing, eating well, and enjoying your money. The man is chillin. You sound worse than a chic.

Metro!!

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 11-02-2007 01:21 PM

O Yea... damian2001...
 
Yo damian2001... I would love to see you call Steven Segal a fat fuck... and for him to use you dumb ass as a football...

Don't you be messing with him... :censored


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gornyhuy 11-02-2007 01:21 PM

This thread is useless without someone getting their head beat in with a cue stick and without a microwave bomb blowing up a ship galley.

leedsfan 11-02-2007 01:25 PM

i saw him yesterday. He's filming here in Vancouver. He was on set in between scenes. He looks orange-fucking freak. And hes not really very tall either.

Damian_Maxcash 11-02-2007 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Balalsubturfyooj (Post 13322888)
Yo damian2001... I would love to see you call Steven Segal a fat fuck... and for him to use you dumb ass as a football...

Don't you be messing with him... :censored


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lol -- I would call him a fat fuck to his face -- then I would run really slowly (I wouldnt want to wear my fat ass out) to the door.

MarkTiarra 11-02-2007 01:27 PM

Yeah what's with the bad fake tan?

2012 11-02-2007 01:27 PM

he could literally smash your face in. I'll buy him a cheeseburger

natas 11-02-2007 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Awesome (Post 13322762)

dayum what a chubby freak.

Under Seige is still an amazing film tho :thumbsup

Sunny 11-02-2007 01:53 PM

good job, keep it up :thumbsup

Hollywood Horwitz 11-02-2007 01:58 PM

he's looks horrible! but then again he's old as dirt now.

GAMEFINEST 11-02-2007 02:03 PM

His not that fat

donborno 11-02-2007 02:03 PM

http://www.donborno.com/gfy/Steven_S...tion_Chart.jpg

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

webair 11-02-2007 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001 (Post 13322764)
Christ - cant you just take my word for it?

The guy is fat - ok - I will find pics

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dynastoned 11-02-2007 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno (Post 13323089)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MiLo 11-02-2007 02:33 PM

His music is more of my taste rather than his movies :winkwink:

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/O...65583_3999.jpg

Violetta 11-02-2007 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno (Post 13323089)
http://www.donborno.com/gfy/Steven_S...tion_Chart.jpg

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

hahahahahahahaha... awsome!

Michaelious 11-02-2007 02:52 PM

Well i still wouldn't want to fight him.

Far-L 11-02-2007 02:52 PM

chuck norris kicked his ass...

Big Red Machine 11-02-2007 03:01 PM

He's made his money

AK 11-02-2007 03:04 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bup2ffVKBb8

Lemons 11-02-2007 03:23 PM

Norris > Segal

TurboAngel 11-02-2007 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001 (Post 13322764)
Christ - cant you just take my word for it?

The guy is fat - ok - I will find pics

LMFAO!


:1orglaugh:upsidedow:1orglaugh

Sansa 11-02-2007 03:32 PM

It's amazing that a talentless fuck like Segal actually made it. Thru lots of smoke and mirrors but still. Those curious should read this http://www.lukeford.net/profiles/pro...en_seagal1.htm

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 11-02-2007 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno (Post 13323089)
http://www.donborno.com/gfy/Steven_S...tion_Chart.jpg

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

:1orglaugh


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KILL_FRENZY 11-02-2007 03:43 PM

yeah his fatter

teg0 11-02-2007 03:56 PM

He still looks like a badass

L-Pink 11-02-2007 04:01 PM

He had a resturant in Chicago with REALLY BAD food.

shekinah 11-02-2007 04:21 PM

He looks old and fat:(

LilBro 11-02-2007 04:34 PM

i would say that he is sick and is on some medicine that is causing him to look bloated

nosey 11-02-2007 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno (Post 13323089)

:1orglaugh

RyuLion 11-02-2007 04:49 PM

he's like me now..lol

NinjaSteve 11-02-2007 06:49 PM

NICE! I found his video!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4

Spunky 11-02-2007 06:51 PM

He's enjoying the fruits of his labor

StuartD 11-02-2007 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 13324240)

That song was actually pretty good....

until he started singing.

BlueDesignStudios 11-02-2007 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno (Post 13323089)
http://www.donborno.com/gfy/Steven_S...tion_Chart.jpg

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

hahaha that's fantastic

Vitasoy 11-02-2007 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donborno (Post 13323089)
http://www.donborno.com/gfy/Steven_S...tion_Chart.jpg

Plus, my favourite quote ever: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."

lol.. you made me spit out my water


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