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Bobo · 09-17-2002, 01:56 PM

Don't even try it. Don't fuckin' lie to me.

I asked what size condoms do you buy? Does your girl pick out smaller ones when she buys them for you?

All those with penis envy stand up.

salsbury · 09-17-2002, 01:59 PM

we both buy the same ol regular or "standard" size, for us. she probably buys other sizes for others, though.

FlyingIguana · 09-17-2002, 02:00 PM

never trust a female to buy condoms. i learned my lesson once.

goggles22 · 09-17-2002, 02:01 PM

don't use condoms

boneprone · 09-17-2002, 02:01 PM

Snug fit.
Its the opposite of "Thug Fit"

Bobo · 09-17-2002, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goggles22
don't use condoms

I'm really fuckin' jealous! Non-condom wearers need not reply!

Mr Cheeks · 09-17-2002, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
Don't even try it. Don't fuckin' lie to me.

I asked what size condoms do you buy? Does your girl pick out smaller ones when she buys them for you?

All those with penis envy stand up.

nah man... there shouldn't be no such thing as penis envy. having a BIG dick is more like a disavantage than an advantage, doo.

imagine this scenario. you and a bunch of friends (male and females) are spending a long weekend at this ski/snowboarding resort.
Now, within that group of friends there is this particular female that you probably are going to hook up with, and definitely wax dat ass. You've been so waiting long to make some advances and there couldn't have been a better setting.

Unfortunately, your shit is so big that after the first night of ravaging the goods, her pussy becomes all sore and useless for the rest of the motherfuckin weekend. Now don't you which you had a smaller, or at least medium size dick?

fnet · 09-17-2002, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
Don't even try it. Don't fuckin' lie to me.

I asked what size condoms do you buy? Does your girl pick out smaller ones when she buys them for you?

All those with penis envy stand up.

Er, I've never sized condoms. Some are too tight around, but I think oversized condoms would be too big.

I go to the drugstore. When I think about it, I pick up some kimonos. They're thin, and they don't strangle me like a lifestyles or a durex. trojans seem to fit, but are too thick. Where the fuck are you buying condoms?

SleazyDream · 09-17-2002, 02:20 PM

condoms are for pussies

krysco · 09-17-2002, 02:22 PM

regular sized here...i must say though i don't like using them but it's a must. Just like last night im getting laid no condom and were like ok let's put one on. Fuck all that great sensation just went to waste, and they were even super thin.
They got to make them some how so you don't lose that great feeling !!!!!!!!!!!!
hmmm what's the name of that invention ideas place !!!!

SpeedoPanda · 09-17-2002, 02:32 PM

I normally don't size them up, but regular seems to be the norm. I just enjoy buying them at Wal-Mart. Nothing gets the cashiers winking like checking out with everyday items and leaving the condoms in the back so they are that last thing to be scanned...

/SpeedoPanda

Bree · 09-17-2002, 02:32 PM

Bareback is a much better ride IMHO

goggles22 · 09-17-2002, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo

I'm really fuckin' jealous! Non-condom wearers need not reply!

sorry dude married man don't have to any more

asuna · 09-17-2002, 02:44 PM

I don't like using them too much either,
but.
<img src="http://www.openface.ca/~shaun/size.jpg">
these aren't as tight as other ones i've used...

Dusen · 09-17-2002, 02:58 PM

asuna I use those too. I always thought standard were way too tight.

Beastiepoo · 09-17-2002, 04:04 PM

I haven't bought condoms in a very long time. I don't like them. I'm gonna have to look into them again in about 6 months or so after the baby is born before I can go back on the pill. I've never bought condoms for my hubby...wonder what size he'll need......

Pipecrew · 09-17-2002, 04:55 PM

having a huge unit sucks, cant even take a shit without having to hold it, so it doesnt drop in the bowl

cold_ice · 09-17-2002, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
having a huge unit sucks, cant even take a shit without having to hold it, so it doesnt drop in the bowl

Yeah I know what you mean, when Im walking down the street I have to hold it also so that I dont step on it

Mr Cheeks · 09-17-2002, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice

Yeah I know what you mean, when Im walking down the street I have to hold it also so that I dont step on it

do what I do, and use it as a belt

gothweb · 09-17-2002, 05:24 PM

Condom size is a joke. You can fit a *watermelon* in a normal sized condom. "Large" condoms are purely to feed the egos of men who need to have large cocks to feel good about themselves. If your condoms are tight, try another brand, not a bigger condom.

EscortBiz · 09-17-2002, 05:25 PM

large cock

asuna · 09-17-2002, 05:26 PM

yeah, used a few of them as waterballons, I was surprised how it could holdup..
i use those cuz htey aren't as tight

vending_machine · 09-17-2002, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
having a huge unit sucks, cant even take a shit without having to hold it, so it doesnt drop in the bowl

Man, true dat. US toilets are way too shallow, wtf!?

Pornwolf · 09-17-2002, 06:30 PM

Trojan green box.

corvo · 09-17-2002, 07:33 PM

whatever those ones with the nominal width of 57mm are.

Honeyslut · 09-17-2002, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Condom size is a joke. You can fit a *watermelon* in a normal sized condom. "Large" condoms are purely to feed the egos of men who need to have large cocks to feel good about themselves. If your condoms are tight, try another brand, not a bigger condom.

Inspector 69 !

hehehe

I read your post and suddenly thought of those inspected by labels...

Za Ha · 09-17-2002, 08:00 PM

There was a contest at the first week of university to see how much a condom can hold...

16 CUPS OF WATER!!!
If your dick is bigger then that ... then you must have some problems...

High Quality · 09-17-2002, 08:05 PM

Don't use condoms. Having a GF who is on BC is the fuckin shit.

09-17-2002, 01:56 PM	#1
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	Your CONDOM size Don't even try it. Don't fuckin' lie to me. I asked what size condoms do you buy? Does your girl pick out smaller ones when she buys them for you? All those with penis envy stand up.

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salsbury Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,070	we both buy the same ol regular or "standard" size, for us. she probably buys other sizes for others, though. __________________

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asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	I don't like using them too much either, but. <img src="http://www.openface.ca/~shaun/size.jpg"> these aren't as tight as other ones i've used... __________________ Last edited by asuna; 09-17-2002 at 02:49 PM..

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Dusen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: East Coast. Posts: 2,251	asuna I use those too. I always thought standard were way too tight.

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