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Originally posted by Bobo
Don't even try it. Don't fuckin' lie to me.
I asked what size condoms do you buy? Does your girl pick out smaller ones when she buys them for you?
All those with penis envy stand up.
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nah man... there shouldn't be no such thing as penis envy. having a BIG dick is more like a disavantage than an advantage, doo.
imagine this scenario. you and a bunch of friends (male and females) are spending a long weekend at this ski/snowboarding resort.
Now, within that group of friends there is this particular female that you probably are going to hook up with, and definitely wax dat ass. You've been so waiting long to make some advances and there couldn't have been a better setting.
Unfortunately, your shit is so big that after the first night of ravaging the goods, her pussy becomes all sore and useless for the rest of the motherfuckin weekend. Now don't you which you had a smaller, or at least medium size dick?