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ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 07:39 AM

Fucker just snatched 5 grams of Nepalese weed compressed into solid hasjish!
I jumped on him to retrieve but the fucker already swallowed it.......He'll be
trippin his ass off in less than 2 hours........I'm gonna keep a camera standby.

I even went to the beach today for a long walk, play and swim with the
fucker.......and he still stole my weed.....ungrateful bastard

Jman · 09-02-2007, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ServerGenius

Fucker just snatched 5 grams of Nepalese weed compressed into solid hasjish!
I jumped on him to retrieve but the fucker already swallowed it.......He'll be
trippin his ass off in less than 2 hours........I'm gonna keep a camera standby.

I even went to the beach today for a long walk, play and swim with the
fucker.......and he still stole my weed.....ungrateful bastard

He'll be fucked for a good 12+ hours

Poor thing

ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by JMan

He'll be fucked for a good 12+ hours

Poor thing

sucker is still running around happy.....he looks really proud for stealing
my shit........I dozed off on the sofa and he sneaks by and snatched it
of the coffee table....and ran off......I'm gonna enjoy it when he won't
be able to get up on his feet and walk.........thank god I have 3 big
bags of weed in the house.......else I would have kicked him in the nuts
till the nepaleze got out again.........now I'll just let him suffer with the
effects of it......hahahaha what an idiot...

p.s. I don't hate my dog.....I love him to bits

ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 08:06 AM

5 grams is a little less than a fifth ounce in case you wondered

Angie77 · 09-02-2007, 08:13 AM

Take him to the vet.

ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Angie77

Take him to the vet.

and miss out on the fun? He won't die from a bit of weed.....he'll feel
fucked for a bit which is what I want......so next time he'll think twice
before stealing my weed

ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 08:38 AM

I gotta teach him to steal other people's weed and bring it to me.....

ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 08:39 AM

lesson 1 is not to eat it after he stole it........

nico-t · 09-02-2007, 08:50 AM

lol... hes gonna be fucked up way more than a couple of hours trust me hahaha... post the vid on youtube when his trips over ;)

Lonely immortal · 09-02-2007, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ServerGenius

and miss out on the fun? He won't die from a bit of weed.....he'll feel
fucked for a bit which is what I want......so next time he'll think twice
before stealing my weed

Either that or your dog will like it so much your weed will never be safe again

calmlikeabomb · 09-02-2007, 09:06 AM

jesus fucking cry baby.....shoot him in the head allready.....I'm sure you have a gun in the house somewhere.....

ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by calmlikeabomb

jesus fucking cry baby.....shoot him in the head allready.....I'm sure you have a gun in the house somewhere.....

fixed your shit yet son? Will you be able to
buy food today or is it gonna be a walk over to the shelter again?

GrouchyAdmin · 09-02-2007, 10:42 AM

Would you classify this as a design problem, or an implementation problem?

ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 10:44 AM

I'd say he's got a memory leak

ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 10:45 AM

I found it......it was missing mysql_free_result()

GrouchyAdmin · 09-02-2007, 10:53 AM

Your dog's even using the old interface which is evidently no longer supported. Oh well, better treat 'm well.

ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Your dog's even using the old interface which is evidently no longer supported. Oh well, better treat 'm well.

I know my dog is 5 years old

WarChild · 09-02-2007, 10:56 AM

Your dog is not going to associate eating the weed with what happens to him. It is going to take effect way too long after. He's probably just going to feel sick and scared because it's an experience he'll be totally unfamiliar with.

You're pretty much retarded.

dynastoned · 09-02-2007, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ServerGenius

sucker is still running around happy.....he looks really proud for stealing
my shit........I dozed off on the sofa and he sneaks by and snatched it
of the coffee table....and ran off......I'm gonna enjoy it when he won't
be able to get up on his feet and walk.........thank god I have 3 big
bags of weed in the house.......else I would have kicked him in the nuts
till the nepaleze got out again.........now I'll just let him suffer with the
effects of it......hahahaha what an idiot...

p.s. I don't hate my dog.....I love him to bits

sneaky little fucker is gonna get what he deserves

ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Your dog is not going to associate eating the weed with what happens to him. It is going to take effect way too long after. He's probably just going to feel sick and scared because it's an experience he'll be totally unfamiliar with.

You're pretty much retarded.

I'll tell you what will happen sissy.....his digestive system is too short and
fast to even digest any of the hasj.....it's 3 hours later and he's fine...within
1 hour he'll shit out the hasj and never noticed he ate it....

You think I'd really let my dog suffer.......idiot? Go find your sense of humor
you obviously lost it.

Martin · 09-02-2007, 11:03 AM

That happened to my friend's dog while we were up at his cottage. All he's going to do is sleep for about ten hours.

WarChild · 09-02-2007, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ServerGenius

I'll tell you what will happen sissy.....his digestive system is too short and
fast to even digest any of the hasj.....it's 3 hours later and he's fine...within
1 hour he'll shit out the hasj and never noticed he ate it....

You think I'd really let my dog suffer.......idiot? Go find your sense of humor
you obviously lost it.

That's not how a dog's digestive system works. It can take anywhere from about 4-15 hours for dogs to digest and move items out of their stomach, depending on the density and type of food ingested.

Raw food stays in the stomach 4-5 hours, cooked about 8-10 hours and kibble takes approximately 12-15 hours to be broken down and move out of the stomach.

ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

That's not how a dog's digestive system works. It can take anywhere from about 4-15 hours for dogs to digest and move items out of their stomach, depending on the density and type of food ingested.

Raw food stays in the stomach 4-5 hours, cooked about 8-10 hours and kibble takes approximately 12-15 hours to be broken down and move out of the stomach.

Well I've called the vet when it swallowed it and ask him what to do..
He said....don't worry about it nothing will happen.....if he does seems
affected I can drop by......but he was quite sure the dog wouldn't notice
a thing

it's solid pressed hasj....not weed

WarChild · 09-02-2007, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ServerGenius

Well I've called the vet when it swallowed it and ask him what to do..
He said....don't worry about it nothing will happen.....if he does seems
affected I can drop by......but he was quite sure the dog wouldn't notice
a thing

it's solid pressed hasj....not weed

Yeah it's entirely possible the dog will pass it and not be able to digest it at all. Weed is a different story for sure.

ServerGenius · 09-02-2007, 11:38 AM

yup weed he's not interested in.....this looked like a chocolate or dog cookie
which is why he went after it.......

09-02-2007, 07:39 AM	#1
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09-02-2007, 11:38 AM	#25
ServerGenius Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 9,377	yup weed he's not interested in.....this looked like a chocolate or dog cookie which is why he went after it....... __________________ \| http://www.sinnerscash.com/ \| ICQ: 370820 \| Skype: SinnersCash \| AdultWhosWho \| Last edited by ServerGenius; 09-02-2007 at 11:39 AM..