My dog is up for a freaky few hours
 

Fucker just snatched 5 grams of Nepalese weed compressed into solid hasjish!
I jumped on him to retrieve but the fucker already swallowed it.......He'll be
trippin his ass off in less than 2 hours........I'm gonna keep a camera standby.

I even went to the beach today for a long walk, play and swim with the
fucker.......and he still stole my weed.....ungrateful bastard :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

He'll be fucked for a good 12+ hours

Poor thing :upsidedow

sucker is still running around happy.....he looks really proud for stealing
my shit........I dozed off on the sofa and he sneaks by and snatched it
of the coffee table....and ran off......I'm gonna enjoy it when he won't
be able to get up on his feet and walk.........thank god I have 3 big
bags of weed in the house.......else I would have kicked him in the nuts
till the nepaleze got out again.........now I'll just let him suffer with the
effects of it......hahahaha what an idiot...


p.s. I don't hate my dog.....I love him to bits

5 grams is a little less than a fifth ounce in case you wondered

Take him to the vet.

and miss out on the fun? He won't die from a bit of weed.....he'll feel
fucked for a bit which is what I want......so next time he'll think twice
before stealing my weed :thumbsup

I gotta teach him to steal other people's weed and bring it to me.....

lesson 1 is not to eat it after he stole it........:1orglaugh

lol... hes gonna be fucked up way more than a couple of hours trust me hahaha... post the vid on youtube when his trips over ;)

Either that or your dog will like it so much your weed will never be safe again :rasta:1orglaugh

jesus fucking cry baby.....shoot him in the head allready.....I'm sure you have a gun in the house somewhere.....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh fixed your shit yet son? Will you be able to
buy food today or is it gonna be a walk over to the shelter again? :thumbsup

Would you classify this as a design problem, or an implementation problem? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'd say he's got a memory leak

I found it......it was missing mysql_free_result()

Your dog's even using the old interface which is evidently no longer supported. Oh well, better treat 'm well. :thumbsup

I know my dog is 5 years old :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Your dog is not going to associate eating the weed with what happens to him. It is going to take effect way too long after. He's probably just going to feel sick and scared because it's an experience he'll be totally unfamiliar with.

You're pretty much retarded.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sneaky little fucker is gonna get what he deserves

I'll tell you what will happen sissy.....his digestive system is too short and
fast to even digest any of the hasj.....it's 3 hours later and he's fine...within
1 hour he'll shit out the hasj and never noticed he ate it....:2 cents:

You think I'd really let my dog suffer.......idiot? Go find your sense of humor
you obviously lost it. :thumbsup

That happened to my friend's dog while we were up at his cottage. All he's going to do is sleep for about ten hours.

That's not how a dog's digestive system works. It can take anywhere from about 4-15 hours for dogs to digest and move items out of their stomach, depending on the density and type of food ingested.

Raw food stays in the stomach 4-5 hours, cooked about 8-10 hours and kibble takes approximately 12-15 hours to be broken down and move out of the stomach.

Well I've called the vet when it swallowed it and ask him what to do..
He said....don't worry about it nothing will happen.....if he does seems
affected I can drop by......but he was quite sure the dog wouldn't notice
a thing:thumbsup

it's solid pressed hasj....not weed

Yeah it's entirely possible the dog will pass it and not be able to digest it at all. Weed is a different story for sure.

yup weed he's not interested in.....this looked like a chocolate or dog cookie
which is why he went after it.......