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Old 06-21-2007, 11:32 PM   #1
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What should I do with my first 1 million dollars?

God has been grateful to me in this business and I expect to make my first annual million dollar sum this month. . I want to invest it wisely with at least 8% return on assets with as little risk as I can take. What would you recommend?
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:34 PM   #2
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:35 PM   #3
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:37 PM   #4
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Spend the first $100K on buying stupid shit you always wanted. The rest deversify into various investements. Real estate, bonds, etc.
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:07 AM   #5
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Invest in waffles, as much as you can. You can never go wrong with waffles. Pancakes on the other hand...
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:08 AM   #6
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Invest in waffles, as much as you can. You can never go wrong with waffles. Pancakes on the other hand...
That's just cruel man. Don't hate.

Everybody knows a novice investor should stick to pancakes until he understands the market. Damn.
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:09 AM   #7
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God has been grateful to me in this business and I expect to make my first annual million dollar sum this month. . I want to invest it wisely with at least 8% return on assets with as little risk as I can take. What would you recommend?
Pay my bar tab for a year!

And then invest invest invest!
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:11 AM   #8
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:12 AM   #9
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:12 AM   #10
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:14 AM   #12
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Old 06-22-2007, 12:14 AM   #13
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