28 mins on hold with epass to be told - GoFuckYourself.com

Screaming · 06-14-2007, 09:36 AM

your account was closed due to inactivity, and will not be reopened.

wow.

so I asked the guy, has anyone told you that your company is right beside useless, he mumbled under his breath "not so far today"

thanks epass!

Aquarius · 06-14-2007, 09:38 AM

will not be reopened? WTF?

Screaming · 06-14-2007, 09:40 AM

will NOT be reopened.

i asked a few times.. why.. we dont reopen accounts.. why? why did you close it, you wernt using it. well, what if i had plans of using it at a later date, then you should have been using it since you got it. this was the best line of this convo
"we dont reopen accounts, we just close them"

and ofcourse this was after 28 mins of hold time.

epass, i want my 30 mins back. fuckers.

tranza · 06-14-2007, 09:40 AM

Ouch! That's no good...

polish_aristocrats · 06-14-2007, 09:44 AM

this is too fucked up

i wonder what Keyser Sosa has to say about it.

NinjaSteve · 06-14-2007, 09:45 AM

I don't really care for accounts being closed due to inactivity unless it was for a period of 2+ years. Why not leave it open anyway? Is it a security issue?

jonesonyou · 06-14-2007, 09:46 AM

this is good business advice. thanks. s

Screaming · 06-14-2007, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrats

this is too fucked up

i wonder what Keyser Sosa has to say about it.

hes going to say the same shit he always does

give me the account and ill look into it, then hell say i looked into it and your account was closed and if you like you can set up a new account

and ill say, well seeing i all ready have an account, and you decided out of no where to close it for no fuckin reason.. why o why would i feel safe allowing your company to handle payouts of mine? what if you get a wild hair up your ass and close my account with any amount of money in it? seeing you do not reopen accounts what happens to those funds

to hell respond

uhhh.. um... well.. um.. do you need to set up a new account or not?

Screaming · 06-14-2007, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

I don't really care for accounts being closed due to inactivity unless it was for a period of 2+ years. Why not leave it open anyway? Is it a security issue?

it was inactive for around a year. hell, i had forgot about it untill pimpdog went off about what they were up 2.

i thought about it, and camazoncash.com is offering epass payments and im pushing them some traffic (www.camazoncash.com converts, check em out)

so i figured id set that up with them and roll with it

30 mins on hold for that idea to be shot to shit.

Tom_PM · 06-14-2007, 09:56 AM

So inactivity was no incoming or outgoing right? bummer..

_Richard_ · 06-14-2007, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

so I asked the guy, has anyone told you that your company is right beside useless, he mumbled under his breath "not so far today"

that bloody hilarious

Kevin Cunningham · 06-14-2007, 10:05 AM

My last call to them 49 minutes on hold. Finally got somebody who did not understand my question. How many characters are allowed in the notes section when sending epassporte payments? Their customer service is top notch for sure.

GAYLORD ANDRE CARL · 06-14-2007, 10:06 AM

Is Epass A Money Thing Sort Of? I Have A Lot Of Money I Need To Hide Somewhere. Can I Send It There Will The Irs Find Out Somebody Help Me Please.

Screaming · 06-14-2007, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAYLORD ANDRE CARL

Is Epass A Money Thing Sort Of? I Have A Lot Of Money I Need To Hide Somewhere. Can I Send It There Will The Irs Find Out Somebody Help Me Please.

LC can you please go choke yourself?

Michael O · 06-14-2007, 10:20 AM

If accounts do not pay the annual virtual card fee it will be closed after a period of inactivity.
To avoid to have your account closed leave money it to cover the virtual card fee ($5 a year,)

stev0 · 06-14-2007, 10:22 AM

That makes sense.. if you're not paying the fee of course they'll close it.

Screaming · 06-14-2007, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

If accounts do not pay the annual virtual card fee it will be closed after a period of inactivity.
To avoid to have your account closed leave money it to cover the virtual card fee ($5 a year,)

and if not suffer the hold times + being told your account is closed due to fraud once you go to log in + cant get your account set back up.

if you are going to state facts, please besure to state them ALL

Screaming · 06-14-2007, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0

That makes sense.. if you're not paying the fee of course they'll close it.

does this lead you to belive that i owe them 5 bucks, or that im a fuckin scammer lol

ePassporte monitors your account closely to insure that your funds are protected from fraudulent use. Your account has been temporarily suspended, pending our investigation, due to unusual activity.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Please contact ePassporte as soon as possible.

Regards,
ePassporte Cardholder Services

KimJI · 06-14-2007, 10:47 AM

So what you are saying is; you havent been able to make enough sales for a YEAR to qualify for a payout that would ensure your epassporte account would remain open?

Grats!

RudeBoy · 06-14-2007, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

and if not suffer the hold times + being told your account is closed due to fraud once you go to log in + cant get your account set back up.

if you are going to state facts, please besure to state them ALL

stop whinning just pay the $5 dollars

ajrocks · 06-14-2007, 11:35 AM

Hey Screaming hit me up, I'll get another account setup with epass for you.

royaljelly2 · 06-14-2007, 11:36 AM

Wow - and they dont see how terrible that is?

crockett · 06-14-2007, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAYLORD ANDRE CARL

Is Epass A Money Thing Sort Of? I Have A Lot Of Money I Need To Hide Somewhere. Can I Send It There Will The Irs Find Out Somebody Help Me Please.

I know some guys in Nigeria that can help you with that problem.

Boobs · 06-14-2007, 11:43 AM

thats fucking nuts

06-14-2007, 09:36 AM	#1
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	28 mins on hold with epass to be told your account was closed due to inactivity, and will not be reopened. wow. so I asked the guy, has anyone told you that your company is right beside useless, he mumbled under his breath "not so far today" thanks epass! __________________

06-14-2007, 09:40 AM	#3
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	will NOT be reopened. i asked a few times.. why.. we dont reopen accounts.. why? why did you close it, you wernt using it. well, what if i had plans of using it at a later date, then you should have been using it since you got it. this was the best line of this convo "we dont reopen accounts, we just close them" and ofcourse this was after 28 mins of hold time. epass, i want my 30 mins back. fuckers. __________________

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06-14-2007, 10:05 AM	#12
Kevin Cunningham Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 962	My last call to them 49 minutes on hold. Finally got somebody who did not understand my question. How many characters are allowed in the notes section when sending epassporte payments? Their customer service is top notch for sure.

06-14-2007, 10:06 AM	#13
GAYLORD ANDRE CARL So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: GAYLORD ANDRE CARL Posts: 31	Is Epass A Money Thing Sort Of? I Have A Lot Of Money I Need To Hide Somewhere. Can I Send It There Will The Irs Find Out Somebody Help Me Please.

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royaljelly2 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,034	Wow - and they dont see how terrible that is?

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