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Screaming 06-14-2007 09:36 AM

28 mins on hold with epass to be told
 
your account was closed due to inactivity, and will not be reopened.

wow.


so I asked the guy, has anyone told you that your company is right beside useless, he mumbled under his breath "not so far today"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

thanks epass!

Aquarius 06-14-2007 09:38 AM

will not be reopened? WTF?

Screaming 06-14-2007 09:40 AM

will NOT be reopened.

i asked a few times.. why.. we dont reopen accounts.. why? why did you close it, you wernt using it. well, what if i had plans of using it at a later date, then you should have been using it since you got it. this was the best line of this convo
"we dont reopen accounts, we just close them"

and ofcourse this was after 28 mins of hold time.

epass, i want my 30 mins back. fuckers.

tranza 06-14-2007 09:40 AM

Ouch! That's no good...

polish_aristocrats 06-14-2007 09:44 AM

this is too fucked up


i wonder what Keyser Sosa has to say about it.

NinjaSteve 06-14-2007 09:45 AM

I don't really care for accounts being closed due to inactivity unless it was for a period of 2+ years. Why not leave it open anyway? Is it a security issue?

jonesonyou 06-14-2007 09:46 AM

this is good business advice. thanks. s

Screaming 06-14-2007 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrats (Post 12599202)
this is too fucked up


i wonder what Keyser Sosa has to say about it.

hes going to say the same shit he always does

give me the account and ill look into it, then hell say i looked into it and your account was closed and if you like you can set up a new account

and ill say, well seeing i all ready have an account, and you decided out of no where to close it for no fuckin reason.. why o why would i feel safe allowing your company to handle payouts of mine? what if you get a wild hair up your ass and close my account with any amount of money in it? seeing you do not reopen accounts what happens to those funds

to hell respond

uhhh.. um... well.. um.. do you need to set up a new account or not?

Screaming 06-14-2007 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 12599205)
I don't really care for accounts being closed due to inactivity unless it was for a period of 2+ years. Why not leave it open anyway? Is it a security issue?

it was inactive for around a year. hell, i had forgot about it untill pimpdog went off about what they were up 2.

i thought about it, and camazoncash.com is offering epass payments and im pushing them some traffic (www.camazoncash.com converts, check em out)

so i figured id set that up with them and roll with it

30 mins on hold for that idea to be shot to shit.

Tom_PM 06-14-2007 09:56 AM

So inactivity was no incoming or outgoing right? bummer..

_Richard_ 06-14-2007 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming (Post 12599159)
so I asked the guy, has anyone told you that your company is right beside useless, he mumbled under his breath "not so far today"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that bloody hilarious

Kevin Cunningham 06-14-2007 10:05 AM

My last call to them 49 minutes on hold. Finally got somebody who did not understand my question. How many characters are allowed in the notes section when sending epassporte payments? Their customer service is top notch for sure.

GAYLORD ANDRE CARL 06-14-2007 10:06 AM

Is Epass A Money Thing Sort Of? I Have A Lot Of Money I Need To Hide Somewhere. Can I Send It There Will The Irs Find Out Somebody Help Me Please.

Screaming 06-14-2007 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAYLORD ANDRE CARL (Post 12599326)
Is Epass A Money Thing Sort Of? I Have A Lot Of Money I Need To Hide Somewhere. Can I Send It There Will The Irs Find Out Somebody Help Me Please.

LC can you please go choke yourself?

Michael O 06-14-2007 10:20 AM

If accounts do not pay the annual virtual card fee it will be closed after a period of inactivity.
To avoid to have your account closed leave money it to cover the virtual card fee ($5 a year,)

stev0 06-14-2007 10:22 AM

That makes sense.. if you're not paying the fee of course they'll close it.

Screaming 06-14-2007 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 12599412)
If accounts do not pay the annual virtual card fee it will be closed after a period of inactivity.
To avoid to have your account closed leave money it to cover the virtual card fee ($5 a year,)

and if not suffer the hold times + being told your account is closed due to fraud once you go to log in + cant get your account set back up.

if you are going to state facts, please besure to state them ALL

Screaming 06-14-2007 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0 (Post 12599436)
That makes sense.. if you're not paying the fee of course they'll close it.

does this lead you to belive that i owe them 5 bucks, or that im a fuckin scammer lol



ePassporte monitors your account closely to insure that your funds are protected from fraudulent use. Your account has been temporarily suspended, pending our investigation, due to unusual activity.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Please contact ePassporte as soon as possible.

Regards,
ePassporte Cardholder Services

KimJI 06-14-2007 10:47 AM

So what you are saying is; you havent been able to make enough sales for a YEAR to qualify for a payout that would ensure your epassporte account would remain open?

Grats!

RudeBoy 06-14-2007 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming (Post 12599437)
and if not suffer the hold times + being told your account is closed due to fraud once you go to log in + cant get your account set back up.

if you are going to state facts, please besure to state them ALL

stop whinning just pay the $5 dollars :321GFY

ajrocks 06-14-2007 11:35 AM

Hey Screaming hit me up, I'll get another account setup with epass for you.

royaljelly2 06-14-2007 11:36 AM

Wow - and they dont see how terrible that is?

crockett 06-14-2007 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAYLORD ANDRE CARL (Post 12599326)
Is Epass A Money Thing Sort Of? I Have A Lot Of Money I Need To Hide Somewhere. Can I Send It There Will The Irs Find Out Somebody Help Me Please.

I know some guys in Nigeria that can help you with that problem.

Boobs 06-14-2007 11:43 AM

thats fucking nuts :2 cents:


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