Rev Wizzo's Sunday Morning Tequila Biblestudy at the RedneckGetaway~ What Topic?? - GoFuckYourself.com

Wizzo · 05-29-2007, 01:15 PM

I figure after all debauchery going to happen this weekend that a little Sunday morning bible study will be in order... Also we will have tequila and triskets for communion and baptisms in the hottub!

Here's a few topics, let me know what you guys think...

1.When you burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. If you neighbors claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should you smite them?

2.Selling your daughters into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what is a fair price for daughters?

3.According to Lev.15:19- 24. you are allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness... how do you tell?

4.Lev. 25:44 states that you may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. Which is better to own Canadians or Mexicans?

5.If you have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Are you morally obligated to kill them yourself?

6.Eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality?

7.Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

8.Lev. 11:6-8 says that touching the skin of a dead pig makes you unclean, but can you still play football if you wear gloves?

Chef86 · 05-29-2007, 01:16 PM

lol this is gonna get a lot of replies

_mC_ · 05-29-2007, 01:25 PM

Somebody say tequila?! Chilled Tres Generaciones Anejo please!

tranza · 05-29-2007, 01:31 PM

Lol, nice ones...

I wish Donny was here to reply.

FreeHugeMovies · 05-29-2007, 01:33 PM

9. Will Toby pay me the $900 dollars he owes me? (See his picture below)

Wizzo · 05-29-2007, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

9. Will Toby pay me the $900 dollars he owes me? (See his picture below)

Damn dude, enough with the pic...

Peaches · 05-29-2007, 02:19 PM

Well dang, it edited it out

Donny's church ;)

05-29-2007, 01:15 PM	#1
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	Rev Wizzo's Sunday Morning Tequila Biblestudy at the RedneckGetaway~ What Topic?? I figure after all debauchery going to happen this weekend that a little Sunday morning bible study will be in order... Also we will have tequila and triskets for communion and baptisms in the hottub! Here's a few topics, let me know what you guys think... 1.When you burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. If you neighbors claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should you smite them? 2.Selling your daughters into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what is a fair price for daughters? 3.According to Lev.15:19- 24. you are allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness... how do you tell? 4.Lev. 25:44 states that you may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. Which is better to own Canadians or Mexicans? 5.If you have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Are you morally obligated to kill them yourself? 6.Eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality? 7.Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? 8.Lev. 11:6-8 says that touching the skin of a dead pig makes you unclean, but can you still play football if you wear gloves? __________________ Looking for Opportunity!

05-29-2007, 01:16 PM	#2
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05-29-2007, 01:25 PM	#3
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05-29-2007, 01:31 PM	#4
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Lol, nice ones... I wish Donny was here to reply. __________________ I'm just a newbie.

05-29-2007, 01:33 PM	#5
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	9. Will Toby pay me the $900 dollars he owes me? (See his picture below)

05-29-2007, 02:19 PM	#7
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Well dang, it edited it out Donny's church ;)