GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - Rev Wizzo's Sunday Morning Tequila Biblestudy at the RedneckGetaway~ What Topic??

I figure after all debauchery going to happen this weekend that a little Sunday morning bible study will be in order... Also we will have tequila and triskets for communion and baptisms in the hottub! :winkwink:

Here's a few topics, let me know what you guys think...

1.When you burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. If you neighbors claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should you smite them?

2.Selling your daughters into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what is a fair price for daughters?

3.According to Lev.15:19- 24. you are allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness... how do you tell?

4.Lev. 25:44 states that you may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. Which is better to own Canadians or Mexicans?

5.If you have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Are you morally obligated to kill them yourself?

6.Eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality?

7.Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

8.Lev. 11:6-8 says that touching the skin of a dead pig makes you unclean, but can you still play football if you wear gloves?

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