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Silly Guy · 01-25-2007, 02:57 PM

I'm a nice guy, no doubting that...

But once you've been betrayed by your girl things look a bit different.

Any suggestions on how to get even with her?

I know GFY is always very creative

_Richard_ · 01-25-2007, 02:58 PM

a life sounds like

R

nosey · 01-25-2007, 02:59 PM

Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

wdsguy · 01-25-2007, 02:59 PM

what did she do?

Brad · 01-25-2007, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey

Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

lol...good refrence. i think it's vagisil though, but I could be wrong

gimo33 · 01-25-2007, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

what did she do?

same question....

L-Pink · 01-25-2007, 03:03 PM

Move on .........

Brad · 01-25-2007, 03:06 PM

I wouldn't do this personaly...but, i heard a guy on the radio the other day say that he posted pics and vids of his ex naked on a personal website and then emailed her friends and family the url saying "you have to check out thes funny vids" You'll burn all ties to her that way though so there'll be no chance of banging her in the future, but you'll be sure to get the last laugh this way

Noe · 01-25-2007, 03:11 PM

Success is the best revenge, my friend. Try focusing on positive things for yourself, instead of negative things for her.

Silly Guy · 01-25-2007, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

what did she do?

She basically went off to blow other trumpets...

I must admit i was rather caught up in my work , but hey i was paying for a large part of her upkeep...

i thought we had a trusting relationship, but i was wong

ready lube · 01-25-2007, 03:14 PM

Get a better looking GF

That's the best revenge ever, trust me!

Nubiles · 01-25-2007, 03:14 PM

Dont waste time getting revenge, it would be like getting pissed every time you get a spam email. People are only as faithful as their options and girls have way more options than guys generally. Look for a girl who has no options or better yet find a girl who has extremely high morals.

Silly Guy · 01-25-2007, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad

I wouldn't do this personaly...but, i heard a guy on the radio the other day say that he posted pics and vids of his ex naked on a personal website and then emailed her friends and family the url saying "you have to check out thes funny vids" You'll burn all ties to her that way though so there'll be no chance of banging her in the future, but you'll be sure to get the last laugh this way

i like the idea, but i'm not that type of guy

plus

i still do get on rather well with her family

SxDx · 01-25-2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Drunkspringbreakgirls

Dont waste time getting revenge, it would be like getting pissed every time you get a spam email. People are only as faithful as their options and girls have way more options than guys generally. Look for a girl who has no options or better yet find a girl who has extremely high morals.

i think he's saying to try and find a fat and/or ugly chick

Silly Guy · 01-25-2007, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noe

Success is the best revenge, my friend. Try focusing on positive things for yourself, instead of negative things for her.

oh i'm doing that, believe me...I just feel a little stupid as i seemed so blind to the matter

DaddyHalbucks · 01-25-2007, 03:21 PM

Get with her sister or her best friend.

4Man · 01-25-2007, 03:23 PM

Fuck her for the last time...

Silly Guy · 01-25-2007, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube

Get a better looking GF

That's the best revenge ever, trust me!

that could just be a little too hard for me

spunky99 · 01-25-2007, 08:58 PM

fuck her one last time.. and then leave sum change on the bedside table for her (make sure she knows u left her sumthin for her)

Spunky · 01-25-2007, 09:00 PM

Go fuck her Dad

Steve Awesome · 01-25-2007, 09:02 PM

I also agree on the fuck her for the last time suggestion. Grudge fucking only comes along once in a blue moon.

camuseeme · 01-25-2007, 09:03 PM

Ignore the fuck out of her. They hate that.

12clicks · 01-25-2007, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy

I'm a nice guy, no doubting that...

But once you've been betrayed by your girl things look a bit different.

Any suggestions on how to get even with her?

I know GFY is always very creative

hmmmm, grow up, that will fix her.

Kard63 · 01-25-2007, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy

I'm a nice guy, no doubting that...

But once you've been betrayed by your girl things look a bit different.

Any suggestions on how to get even with her?

I know GFY is always very creative

I'm scummy. Tell me something bad about her to motivate me and I'm sure I can come up with something rotten.

aico · 01-25-2007, 09:21 PM

The worst possible thing you could do to her, is not care. Do let her affect you, just blow her off, ignore her for the rest of her life, and act like it was not a big deal.

It will make her fucking insane. Trust me.

comeplay · 01-25-2007, 09:28 PM

start a forum and post her full name and build keywords for her name and post her nudes in the same thread so if anyone googles her name they find her nudes #1

reynold · 01-25-2007, 09:49 PM

Don't make her a part of your life anymore.

Kimo · 01-25-2007, 09:52 PM

just ignore her

DBS.US · 01-25-2007, 10:01 PM

I would have to say, this always works the best.

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

The worst possible thing you could do to her, is not care. Do let her affect you, just blow her off, ignore her for the rest of her life, and act like it was not a big deal.

It will make her fucking insane. Trust me.

EroticistFilms · 01-25-2007, 10:03 PM

Superglue the cable box to the Fox News channel.

madawgz · 01-25-2007, 10:05 PM

try to ignore her...;)

GAMEFINEST · 01-25-2007, 10:12 PM

ez.........

Zoose · 01-25-2007, 10:13 PM

I feel fucking evil for even posting this but I've been in the same situation and if I had the balls.. this is what I would have done... Basically, send her a little 'care package' that preys on every insecurity you know of. Could she lose a little weight? Send her a bottle of weight loss pills. She have a chick-stache? Hairy pussy? Hairy ass? Send her a do it yourself wax kit. Send her douche whether she needed it or not. You get the point. It's a lot easier to come up with stuff when you know the chick. It'll be offensive as hell when she first receives it and it'll eat at her for some time to come, just like the heart ache she's putting you through. :2cents:

The Sultan Of Smut · 01-25-2007, 10:15 PM

Completely ignore her when you happen to run into each other chicks hate that. What works even a bit better is have a hotter chick on your arm and give her a smirk.

Edit: I just noticed what madawgz said, sorry for the regurgitation.

jryan89 · 01-25-2007, 10:20 PM

get her really drunk...fuck her and then leave!

starpimps · 01-25-2007, 11:06 PM

register www.HerFullNameGoesHere.com and fwd domain to www.meatspin.com ....then SEO the shit out of that badboy ...

Shakula · 01-25-2007, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy

She basically went off to blow other trumpets...

I must admit i was rather caught up in my work , but hey i was paying for a large part of her upkeep...

i thought we had a trusting relationship, but i was wong

Sorry to hear that.
If you stay in this relationship, this will happend again and again.
Even if she says she wont. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
People dont change, they are who they are.

Just remember, women are weak. Very weak. This is why women never will dominate the world and never have done it.

MetaMan · 01-25-2007, 11:21 PM

You dont need to do anything, move on, i am telling you the best revenge is totally forgetting about them, trust me it will make them go bezerk trying to figure out why you just dont care, and you shouldnt in the first place.

just be glad you found out now, imagine going on another like 5 years then this happening. move on there is plenty of fish in the sea dont waste your time with the ones that arent worth bringing home, toss em back in the river ;)

Nicolette · 01-25-2007, 11:21 PM

focus on yourself for a while....move on.....

HomeFry · 01-25-2007, 11:25 PM

Revenge begets revenge.

Martin · 01-25-2007, 11:29 PM

Got any nudes? Posting them here, well that would be a start...

01-26-2007, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy

I'm a nice guy, no doubting that...

But once you've been betrayed by your girl things look a bit different.

Any suggestions on how to get even with her?

I know GFY is always very creative

I know that you are upset but you should work on getting over it. Many people have been cheated on, including myself. If you go looking for revenge, that will just bring you down to her level. Plus if you do something really mean, and you are a nice guy like you claim, you will feel bad later on about doing it. Take it as a life lesson and move on. I would not do the nude pics or website url ideas. There are harrassment and stalking laws.

bobby666 · 01-26-2007, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready lube

Get a better looking GF

That's the best revenge ever, trust me!

great!

Silly Guy · 01-26-2007, 12:38 PM

wow quite a few answers here, loads of good ideas and points of views

thanks, i am totally ignoring her right now, just looking for that extra bit of

*pissheroff*

Narfle · 01-26-2007, 12:46 PM

You really dont give that many details as to what type of revenge you are seeking or what type of girl you were dealing with.

That makes "good" revenge advice very hard to give. Almost leads me to belive you just want a little attention and sympathy, but lets not go there.

Anyhow, if you really want advice on pissing her off, you need to give more info. Knowing your enemy is the most important part of a battle.

And at any rate, unless you do it -very- well, she will probably just think you are pathetic or such and the whole thing will have backfired.

So, with the current amount of information and all that, ignoring her might not be the best revenge, but it will be the best for your mental health.

Else, kill her pet and leave it to rot in her dwelling.

Aneros Josh · 01-26-2007, 01:01 PM

Fuck her best friend or a friend that she would never want you to fuck (relative, business associate, etc..)...if that doesn't piss her off, I don't know what will

corvette · 01-26-2007, 01:05 PM

live well without her, focus your energy on bettering yourself or your life rather than hurting somebody else, its counterproductive

GregE · 01-26-2007, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy

But once you've been betrayed by your girl things look a bit different.

Absolutely.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy

Any suggestions on how to get even with her?

Yup.

Live well, be happy and prosper.

It's the best revenge

HammerALL · 01-26-2007, 02:21 PM

It's hard man - and the revenge aspect always creeps in your mind - but be the bigger person. The best revenge is living a good life.

spazlabz · 01-26-2007, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoose

I feel fucking evil for even posting this but I've been in the same situation and if I had the balls.. this is what I would have done... Basically, send her a little 'care package' that preys on every insecurity you know of. Could she lose a little weight? Send her a bottle of weight loss pills. She have a chick-stache? Hairy pussy? Hairy ass? Send her a do it yourself wax kit. Send her douche whether she needed it or not. You get the point. It's a lot easier to come up with stuff when you know the chick. It'll be offensive as hell when she first receives it and it'll eat at her for some time to come, just like the heart ache she's putting you through. :2cents:

thats slick! good one

spaz

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Silly Guy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,421	Getting revenge on my "girlfriend" ...any suggestions? I'm a nice guy, no doubting that... But once you've been betrayed by your girl things look a bit different. Any suggestions on how to get even with her? I know GFY is always very creative

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	The worst possible thing you could do to her, is not care. Do let her affect you, just blow her off, ignore her for the rest of her life, and act like it was not a big deal. It will make her fucking insane. Trust me.

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01-26-2007, 12:38 PM	#44
Silly Guy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,421	wow quite a few answers here, loads of good ideas and points of views thanks, i am totally ignoring her right now, just looking for that extra bit of pissheroff

01-26-2007, 12:46 PM	#45
Narfle Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 193	You really dont give that many details as to what type of revenge you are seeking or what type of girl you were dealing with. That makes "good" revenge advice very hard to give. Almost leads me to belive you just want a little attention and sympathy, but lets not go there. Anyhow, if you really want advice on pissing her off, you need to give more info. Knowing your enemy is the most important part of a battle. And at any rate, unless you do it -very- well, she will probably just think you are pathetic or such and the whole thing will have backfired. So, with the current amount of information and all that, ignoring her might not be the best revenge, but it will be the best for your mental health. Else, kill her pet and leave it to rot in her dwelling.

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