Originally Posted by Zoose

I feel fucking evil for even posting this but I've been in the same situation and if I had the balls.. this is what I would have done... Basically, send her a little 'care package' that preys on every insecurity you know of. Could she lose a little weight? Send her a bottle of weight loss pills. She have a chick-stache? Hairy pussy? Hairy ass? Send her a do it yourself wax kit. Send her douche whether she needed it or not. You get the point. It's a lot easier to come up with stuff when you know the chick. It'll be offensive as hell when she first receives it and it'll eat at her for some time to come, just like the heart ache she's putting you through. :2cents: