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FletchXXX who always carried around a giant bag of.....
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theking of trailer parks
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world class super duper bong bong "shit"....
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which he packs ever so tightly into his glass....
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when he doesnt feel like rolling a nice big .....
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THE END
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...vibrator in his....
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gaping hairy....
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mini butt crack...
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Mmmm well it all started yesterday morning, a good friend came by as he does every Monday morning. I sprang from my relaxing morning bake to slide open my patio door to my good friend.
The calm but rustlin California breeze (72 degrees) swept in just past my dealers hungover smirk, as he greeted me. "Sup Dawg?" "Whats shakin bruh?" I snapped, as I pushed my little mini pin to the side with a sweeping foot, 9 AM stoned, squinting even though I had on shades, house shoes and all. To my surprise he brought along his girlfriend who... <img src=http://69khz.com/images/julynugs2.jpg>
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was only 3 1/2 feet tall but hot as hell. She told me that she wanted to....
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Get high as a kite and...
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bake homemade dog biscuts
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For her invisible dog.
So fletch... |
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tied the little bitch to his bed post and told her BF to take his damn money and get the fuck out of his....
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lame ass thread
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and lit up a bowl instead...
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He sat next to the dirty little midget...
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As the little bound woman began to drool and twitch from the second hand smoke.
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Suddenly, seemingly from nowhere, they all began to hear beautiful music...
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then they started to smell sounds and see noises so Fletch untied the transexual midget and began to...
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go insane..
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On her membrane... as she was still a virgin
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but not for long because instantly she began foaming at the lips. The lips between her hips. At that moment Fletch pulled out his........
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wallet out to look at the cobwebs when all of a sudden ....
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the midget's brother came into the room shouting wildly...
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we gonna get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii tonight..........
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but he was difficult to believe as he was so short.
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So he posted again in this Lame Ass Thread right after me
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And grabbed hyper by the shoulders to throw him out of where he didn't want to be in the first place...
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but miraculously hyper sprouted wings from his ass...
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but I don't want a DVD player. I already have one. Maybe Ganjasaurus does. I'm sure the story should carry on though, I was having fun.
Where were we? Oh yes, I had just suggested that hyper had grown wings from his ass... P.S. Just for the record I don't think anyone should get a DVD player from this thread, I'm just enjoying being creative in a totally pointless way for once. ![]()
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Beastiepoo gets captured by midgets
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*whispers* wouldn't be the first time
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Funny thing is, my part isn't made up.
His girlfriend grinned as she walked in before him, as he cast a nonchalantly condescending "Please, before you" hand gesture and she penguin-like waddled her way in my apt kicking my welcome rug over with her "I'm not getting my way bag." I could tell homie had been up all night, no doubt had a fight, and was most likely had to do with the herbs he was bringing to me, as if I interrupted their morning anal session for my $150 bucks worth of herbs. Nonetheless I welcomed them in and with Fonzarelli-esque Daddy-O rhthym I passed the prepacked bong his way as he fumbled for a lighter. As hit lit the first bong he choked aloud as I walked into the bedroom to grab my cash. I turned up the stereo a notch as I passed, leaning over I poked myself in the chest with the glass corner of the entertainment conter. Grabbed my cash and headed back down the hall to the living room. When I made it to the living room,...
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So I grabbed hyper's neck and snapped it like a twig and the 8 ft. penises with machine guns raped his loose asshole till he died. But noone really cared about him since he is...
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...Actually Neil Diamond in disguise.
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Then... Fletch, his midget and her brother left with the 8 ft. penises in search of the great JUFFO WUP. On their journey, they met up with....
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Totally covered in Tree sap, I pick up my sack of screwdrivers and begin my journey to Denmark. Where I will rain down upon the pussified men of that nation an ass kicking of biblical proportions. |
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We all prayed and got jesus dialers
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which we promoted ever so hard and never got a single paycheck cuz boneprone is such a.......
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