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Old 07-16-2002, 01:19 PM   #1
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Never ending story...

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Old 07-16-2002, 01:21 PM   #2
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Old 07-16-2002, 01:39 PM   #9
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Old 07-16-2002, 01:43 PM   #10
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Old 07-16-2002, 01:45 PM   #11
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Old 07-16-2002, 01:50 PM   #12
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Mmmm well it all started yesterday morning, a good friend came by as he does every Monday morning. I sprang from my relaxing morning bake to slide open my patio door to my good friend.

The calm but rustlin California breeze (72 degrees) swept in just past my dealers hungover smirk, as he greeted me. "Sup Dawg?"

"Whats shakin bruh?" I snapped, as I pushed my little mini pin to the side with a sweeping foot, 9 AM stoned, squinting even though I had on shades, house shoes and all.

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Old 07-16-2002, 01:52 PM   #13
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Old 07-16-2002, 02:02 PM   #15
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Old 07-16-2002, 02:07 PM   #16
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For her invisible dog.


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Old 07-16-2002, 02:12 PM   #18
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Old 07-16-2002, 02:14 PM   #19
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Old 07-16-2002, 02:16 PM   #20
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As the little bound woman began to drool and twitch from the second hand smoke.
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Old 07-16-2002, 02:20 PM   #22
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Old 07-16-2002, 02:26 PM   #23
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then they started to smell sounds and see noises so Fletch untied the transexual midget and began to...
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Old 07-16-2002, 02:34 PM   #25
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On her membrane... as she was still a virgin
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Old 07-16-2002, 02:45 PM   #26
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but not for long because instantly she began foaming at the lips. The lips between her hips. At that moment Fletch pulled out his........
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but he was difficult to believe as he was so short.
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Old 07-16-2002, 03:47 PM   #31
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So he posted again in this Lame Ass Thread right after me
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And grabbed hyper by the shoulders to throw him out of where he didn't want to be in the first place...
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Old 07-16-2002, 04:09 PM   #34
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but I don't want a DVD player. I already have one. Maybe Ganjasaurus does. I'm sure the story should carry on though, I was having fun.

Where were we? Oh yes, I had just suggested that hyper had grown wings from his ass...



P.S. Just for the record I don't think anyone should get a DVD player from this thread, I'm just enjoying being creative in a totally pointless way for once.
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Old 07-16-2002, 04:16 PM   #36
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*whispers* wouldn't be the first time

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Old 07-16-2002, 04:19 PM   #37
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Funny thing is, my part isn't made up.

His girlfriend grinned as she walked in before him, as he cast a nonchalantly condescending "Please, before you" hand gesture and she penguin-like waddled her way in my apt kicking my welcome rug over with her "I'm not getting my way bag."

I could tell homie had been up all night, no doubt had a fight, and was most likely had to do with the herbs he was bringing to me, as if I interrupted their morning anal session for my $150 bucks worth of herbs.

Nonetheless I welcomed them in and with Fonzarelli-esque Daddy-O rhthym I passed the prepacked bong his way as he fumbled for a lighter.

As hit lit the first bong he choked aloud as I walked into the bedroom to grab my cash. I turned up the stereo a notch as I passed, leaning over I poked myself in the chest with the glass corner of the entertainment conter. Grabbed my cash and headed back down the hall to the living room.

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So I grabbed hyper's neck and snapped it like a twig and the 8 ft. penises with machine guns raped his loose asshole till he died. But noone really cared about him since he is...

(PS. I dont want the prize if this thread wins so donate it! I just thought this could become an amusing story.)

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Then... Fletch, his midget and her brother left with the 8 ft. penises in search of the great JUFFO WUP. On their journey, they met up with....
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i already did this ya copying bastard!

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Then... Fletch, his midget and her brother left with the 8 ft. penises in search of the great JUFFO WUP. On their journey, they met up with....
[Labret] when all the sudden they saw a sad looking pimple faced highschool kid named tree. [Labret] beat tree with a.....
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Old 07-16-2002, 06:37 PM   #43
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that was weak...

btw... i got a dvd for my thread...this one looks about beat

nice try though

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with an ugly stick, forcing everyone to throw up in horror of what had become of the already hideous child...
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with an ugly stick, forcing everyone to throw up in horror of what had become of the already hideous child...
The child ended up being so horribly disfigured from the ass beating, that for the rest of his life people would mistake him for being a Canadian.

Totally covered in Tree sap, I pick up my sack of screwdrivers and begin my journey to Denmark. Where I will rain down upon the pussified men of that nation an ass kicking of biblical proportions.
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