i just had about 8 jack daniels with coke and fell nothing - GoFuckYourself.com

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 03:36 PM

nada, niente, zero, null

and i really NEVER drink anything.

maybe one beer a month but nothing more.

wtf is wrong with me? i thought it would be easy and cheap for me to get pissy...

and i watched the bartender mix them... good mixtures

maybe i am the born drinker

Doctor Dre · 08-03-2006, 03:37 PM

They added some water in the mix or something lol

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

They added some water in the mix or something lol

no man i watched him to prevent getting fucked over

GatorB · 08-03-2006, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

i just had about 8 jack daniels with coke and fell nothing

are you sure?

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

are you sure?

i edited it already

Fresh · 08-03-2006, 03:43 PM

damn! thats some serious tolerance. try chasing the next one down with drano. should get you buzzin a bit. i think.

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Guru

damn! thats some serious tolerance. try chasing the next one down with drano. should get you buzzin a bit. i think.

it really depends on the day and what i eat man...

some days 6 beers can get me puking and some days i finish half a bottle of jager without feeling too bad

SOADa · 08-03-2006, 03:47 PM

if you haven't felt anything yet, tell em' to put more jack!

Also... What's wrong with you? 14,000 posts in 2 years, maybe? lol

JD · 08-03-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

it really depends on the day and what i eat man...

some days 6 beers can get me puking and some days i finish half a bottle of jager without feeling too bad

i hear ya man. I'm the same way. sometimes a few shots and my dick is in the dirt and other days I can kill an entire bottle of SoCo or Jager and be totally sober.

Fucking lame imho but I really do think it depends on what you've eaten

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

i hear ya man. I'm the same way. sometimes a few shots and my dick is in the dirt and other days I can kill an entire bottle of SoCo or Jager and be totally sober.

Fucking lame imho but I really do think it depends on what you've eaten

once my friends told me if i eat a lot of fat before drinking i can drink way more

so i went to mc donalds and ate what i could

after 4 beers and some shots i emptied the whole crap on the street again

fastfun · 08-03-2006, 03:50 PM

Maybe you fell nothing, but this is what you looked like:
http://kytis.pp.fi/batman.swf

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SOADa

if you haven't felt anything yet, tell em' to put more jack!

Also... What's wrong with you? 14,000 posts in 2 years, maybe? lol

you never heard about madawgz right?

Fresh · 08-03-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

it really depends on the day and what i eat man...

some days 6 beers can get me puking and some days i finish half a bottle of jager without feeling too bad

yup, when i eat heavy, greasy foods, i can drink like an animal. I heard the oils coat the stomach.

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fastfun

Maybe you fell nothing, but this is what you looked like:
http://kytis.pp.fi/batman.swf

OOHHOHOHOOHOHOOH

you just made me laugh out loud

fastfun · 08-03-2006, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

OOHHOHOHOOHOHOOH

you just made me laugh out loud

Some kid posted it on one of our car sites yesterday, and I have watched it maybe 50 times now - just cant get it out of my head

s9ann0 · 08-03-2006, 03:57 PM

i had a few cans I fekl nothigns too!

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by spanno

i had a few cans I fekl nothigns too!

yes you do

you type like boy alley

Reak AGV · 08-03-2006, 04:03 PM

Let's do a drinking contest in Amsterdam

JD · 08-03-2006, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

once my friends told me if i eat a lot of fat before drinking i can drink way more

so i went to mc donalds and ate what i could

after 4 beers and some shots i emptied the whole crap on the street again

LOL yeah, been there before....

Mr. Taco Bell meet Mr. Street

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Reak AGV

Let's do a drinking contest in Amsterdam

oh noes

pro vs. n00b

you are teh win

you vs. wildcard

i tape it

madawgz · 08-03-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SOADa

if you haven't felt anything yet, tell em' to put more jack!

Also... What's wrong with you? 14,000 posts in 2 years, maybe? lol

whats wrong with 14,000 posts in 4 and something months?

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

LOL yeah, been there before....

Mr. Taco Bell meet Mr. Street

lol
after few weeks the friend who was the host of the party came to me and said:" the stains where you puked your stomach out are still on our driveway, we can't remove them"

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

whats wrong with 14,000 posts in 4 and something months?

w0000f
madawgz is in da houuuuuuuuse

Reak AGV · 08-03-2006, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

you vs. wildcard

i tape it

Working on it chef.

madawgz · 08-03-2006, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

w0000f
madawgz is in da houuuuuuuuse

so i figure your tipsy now, how much more you drink?

also..what time is it, its only around 7PM here

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

so i figure your tipsy now, how much more you drink?

also..what time is it, its only around 7PM here

i continued with my friend mr. jägermeister

he is a sexy jung stud and cold as ice...

it is 1:18 here

shahab6 · 08-03-2006, 04:14 PM

Actually cocaine prevents you from getting drunk, but once coke high ends, you going to be very drunk.

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shahab6

Actually cocaine prevents you from getting drunk, but once coke high ends, you going to be very drunk.

coke is a bitch

everything with sugar in it boosts your alc level

gangbangjoe · 08-03-2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by shahab6

Actually cocaine prevents you from getting drunk, but once coke high ends, you going to be very drunk.

wtf???

im talking about cocal-cola not cocaine

Firehorse · 08-03-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

it really depends on the day and what i eat man...

some days 6 beers can get me puking and some days i finish half a bottle of jager without feeling too bad

I can relate.

AQ lot of factors influence intoxication apart from the amount of alcohol consumed such as:

* State of mind
* Environment
* Level of alertness (How tired you feel)
* The reason you are drinking (IF it's purely to get drunk)
* How much food you have eaten
* Your tolerance to the particular alcoholic mix

I spent 12 hours drinking bourbon with a friend in a club aboiut 10 years ago and was still about to stop him getting his ass seriously kicked by a couple of bikers.

Most people cannot handle drinking in my experience.

Then again we all have different tolerances. I don't seem to be able to manage a marriage or relationship for more than 4 years.

Miss Nancy · 08-03-2006, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

whats wrong with 14,000 posts in 4 and something months?

that is like 120 posts a day!!!!

that is 5 posts every HOUR... 24 HOURS a day!!!

... If Mr. Miyagi were alive, he would say "you have a lot of time on your hands"

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