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gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 03:36 PM

i just had about 8 jack daniels with coke and feel nothing
 
nada, niente, zero, null

and i really NEVER drink anything.

maybe one beer a month but nothing more.

wtf is wrong with me? i thought it would be easy and cheap for me to get pissy...

and i watched the bartender mix them... good mixtures


maybe i am the born drinker :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 08-03-2006 03:37 PM

They added some water in the mix or something lol

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
They added some water in the mix or something lol

no man i watched him to prevent getting fucked over

GatorB 08-03-2006 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
i just had about 8 jack daniels with coke and fell nothing

are you sure?

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB
are you sure?


i edited it already :1orglaugh

Fresh 08-03-2006 03:43 PM

damn! thats some serious tolerance. try chasing the next one down with drano. should get you buzzin a bit. i think.

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Guru
damn! thats some serious tolerance. try chasing the next one down with drano. should get you buzzin a bit. i think.


it really depends on the day and what i eat man...

some days 6 beers can get me puking and some days i finish half a bottle of jager without feeling too bad

SOADa 08-03-2006 03:47 PM

if you haven't felt anything yet, tell em' to put more jack!

Also... What's wrong with you? 14,000 posts in 2 years, maybe? lol

JD 08-03-2006 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
it really depends on the day and what i eat man...

some days 6 beers can get me puking and some days i finish half a bottle of jager without feeling too bad

i hear ya man. I'm the same way. sometimes a few shots and my dick is in the dirt and other days I can kill an entire bottle of SoCo or Jager and be totally sober.

Fucking lame imho but I really do think it depends on what you've eaten

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
i hear ya man. I'm the same way. sometimes a few shots and my dick is in the dirt and other days I can kill an entire bottle of SoCo or Jager and be totally sober.

Fucking lame imho but I really do think it depends on what you've eaten


once my friends told me if i eat a lot of fat before drinking i can drink way more

so i went to mc donalds and ate what i could


after 4 beers and some shots i emptied the whole crap on the street again :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fastfun 08-03-2006 03:50 PM

Maybe you fell nothing, but this is what you looked like:
http://kytis.pp.fi/batman.swf

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SOADa
if you haven't felt anything yet, tell em' to put more jack!

Also... What's wrong with you? 14,000 posts in 2 years, maybe? lol


you never heard about madawgz right?

Fresh 08-03-2006 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
it really depends on the day and what i eat man...

some days 6 beers can get me puking and some days i finish half a bottle of jager without feeling too bad


yup, when i eat heavy, greasy foods, i can drink like an animal. I heard the oils coat the stomach.

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fastfun
Maybe you fell nothing, but this is what you looked like:
http://kytis.pp.fi/batman.swf



OOHHOHOHOOHOHOOH

you just made me laugh out loud :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fastfun 08-03-2006 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
OOHHOHOHOOHOHOOH

you just made me laugh out loud :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Some kid posted it on one of our car sites yesterday, and I have watched it maybe 50 times now - just cant get it out of my head

s9ann0 08-03-2006 03:57 PM

i had a few cans I fekl nothigns too!

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by spanno
i had a few cans I fekl nothigns too!


yes you do

you type like boy alley :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Reak AGV 08-03-2006 04:03 PM

Let's do a drinking contest in Amsterdam :)

JD 08-03-2006 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
once my friends told me if i eat a lot of fat before drinking i can drink way more

so i went to mc donalds and ate what i could


after 4 beers and some shots i emptied the whole crap on the street again :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL yeah, been there before....

Mr. Taco Bell meet Mr. Street

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Reak AGV
Let's do a drinking contest in Amsterdam :)


oh noes


pro vs. n00b

you are teh win :1orglaugh

you vs. wildcard

i tape it :thumbsup

madawgz 08-03-2006 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SOADa
if you haven't felt anything yet, tell em' to put more jack!

Also... What's wrong with you? 14,000 posts in 2 years, maybe? lol

whats wrong with 14,000 posts in 4 and something months? :pimp

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
LOL yeah, been there before....

Mr. Taco Bell meet Mr. Street



lol
after few weeks the friend who was the host of the party came to me and said:" the stains where you puked your stomach out are still on our driveway, we can't remove them" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz
whats wrong with 14,000 posts in 4 and something months? :pimp


w0000f
madawgz is in da houuuuuuuuse

Reak AGV 08-03-2006 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

you vs. wildcard

i tape it :thumbsup

Working on it chef.

:thumbsup

madawgz 08-03-2006 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
w0000f
madawgz is in da houuuuuuuuse

so i figure your tipsy now, how much more you drink?

also..what time is it, its only around 7PM here

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz
so i figure your tipsy now, how much more you drink?

also..what time is it, its only around 7PM here


i continued with my friend mr. jägermeister

he is a sexy jung stud and cold as ice...


it is 1:18 here

shahab6 08-03-2006 04:14 PM

Actually cocaine prevents you from getting drunk, but once coke high ends, you going to be very drunk.

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shahab6
Actually cocaine prevents you from getting drunk, but once coke high ends, you going to be very drunk.


coke is a bitch

everything with sugar in it boosts your alc level

gangbangjoe 08-03-2006 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by shahab6
Actually cocaine prevents you from getting drunk, but once coke high ends, you going to be very drunk.


wtf???

im talking about cocal-cola not cocaine :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Firehorse 08-03-2006 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
it really depends on the day and what i eat man...

some days 6 beers can get me puking and some days i finish half a bottle of jager without feeling too bad

I can relate.

AQ lot of factors influence intoxication apart from the amount of alcohol consumed such as:

* State of mind
* Environment
* Level of alertness (How tired you feel)
* The reason you are drinking (IF it's purely to get drunk)
* How much food you have eaten
* Your tolerance to the particular alcoholic mix

I spent 12 hours drinking bourbon with a friend in a club aboiut 10 years ago and was still about to stop him getting his ass seriously kicked by a couple of bikers.

Most people cannot handle drinking in my experience.

Then again we all have different tolerances. I don't seem to be able to manage a marriage or relationship for more than 4 years. :1orglaugh

Miss Nancy 08-03-2006 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz
whats wrong with 14,000 posts in 4 and something months? :pimp

that is like 120 posts a day!!!!

that is 5 posts every HOUR... 24 HOURS a day!!!

... If Mr. Miyagi were alive, he would say "you have a lot of time on your hands":winkwink:


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