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Evil Chris · 05-14-2002, 12:15 PM

"ostie criss d'anglais de GFY... mange de la marde crissssss... "

These are important words you need to learn if you will be visiting Montreal for
Cybernetexpo .

You should also learn basic french terms like:
[list=1][*]Madamoiselle, ta chatte sens d'un "steemay".
(Miss, your pussy smells like a hot dog.)[*]S'ils vous plait, je prend la poutine.
(I'll take the poutine, please)[*]Ou est la salle de bain, je veux aller me crosser.
(Where is the bathroom, I need to whack off.)[/list=1]

Babelicious · 05-14-2002, 12:23 PM

Hey Gros cochon! Davou son les estie d'pute icitte?

(hey cop, where the hell are the hookers)

FreeNetPass Steve · 05-14-2002, 12:26 PM

How do you say:
Please hold my scrotum, it's lonely

Babblefish translates:
Veuillez tenir mon scrotum, il est seul

Evil Chris · 05-14-2002, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeNetPass Steve
How do you say:
Please hold my scrotum, it's lonely

Babblefish translates:
Veuillez tenir mon scrotum, il est seul

tiens moi le sac ostie... il sen seul

Penrod · 05-14-2002, 12:58 PM

Spelling may be off but:

Fastenta creeka ferrde

A lady from Cape Verde told me that in Potugeuse Creole it means:

Your face looks like a cunt.

Evil Chris · 05-14-2002, 01:00 PM

fass de plotte!!!

Evil Chris · 05-15-2002, 07:29 AM

Here's one... very important if you're going to the strip clubs in Montreal....

Combien ca coute la danse a dix?
(How much does a contact dance cost?)

Funbrunette · 05-15-2002, 07:36 AM

Ladies! This is for you!

Ferme ta gueule maudit salaud!
(shut the fuck up, pig!)

VirtuMike · 05-15-2002, 08:34 AM

How do you say:

"Lookout Evil Chris! There is a golf ball headed straight for your head"?

"How much is it to get you to blow my three friends while I make movies"?

"Doesn't this country have a Home Depot?"

"Can I buy you a Pepsi?"

I think Vou les vous derriere means do you do anal, right?

Buy my content or I will pay homeless smelly French people to follow you around at the show and keep asking people when your checks are gonna clear.

Funbrunette · 05-15-2002, 09:55 AM

VirtuMike! You bad bad boy! How the hell are ya?

0zzy · 05-15-2002, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris
Here's one... very important if you're going to the strip clubs in Montreal....

Combien ca coute la danse a dix?
(How much does a contact dance cost?)

You forget to say that it cost only $10 CDN and your are allowed to touch.

VirtuMike · 05-15-2002, 10:16 AM

I'm great, I need a massage and I smell faboo.

Actually I prob should get a haircut today. I'll try to pawn off some Jamaican money on the girl ;)

It's embarrassing, I am carrying four different currencies, I feel like James Bond.

Can't wait to go to Montreal. Have dates lined up for me. I have a few lines I'd like to experiment with. Although it would be nice to get dates that don't speak a lick of English.

Funbrunette · 05-15-2002, 10:21 AM

COOL! See you in Montreal hun

Funbrunette · 05-15-2002, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 0zzy

You forget to say that it cost only $10 CDN and your are allowed to touch.

ROFL

Jakke PNG · 05-15-2002, 10:23 AM

Je viens! Ahhhh...

ElvisManson · 05-15-2002, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Funbrunette
COOL! See you in Montreal hun

Hey Hey Steph.....

You'll get to see me in MTL too.....

VirtuMike...you still have JA money left over from Feb?

Funbrunette · 05-15-2002, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson

Hey Hey Steph.....

You'll get to see me in MTL too.....

VirtuMike...you still have JA money left over from Feb?

Hey Elvis did we meet in jamaica?

Evil Chris · 05-15-2002, 10:35 AM

Ozzy, I didn't forget to say that...!

I left that part out on purpose.... that is the answer to the original question... LOL

ElvisManson · 05-15-2002, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Funbrunette

Hey Elvis did we meet in jamaica?

Yup.....we did...lol..I was the guy covered in tattoos

0zzy · 05-15-2002, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris
Ozzy, I didn't forget to say that...!
I left that part out on purpose.... that is the answer to the original question... LOL

Alright... The only thing I could say about stripper in montreal, from my point of view, they are way better than the one I seen in VEGAS. Also, way cheaper.

Funbrunette · 05-15-2002, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson

Yup.....we did...lol..I was the guy covered in tattoos

Yes...I remember! Great I can't wait to see ALL of you! Should be a blast!

Jamaica

can be confusing at times...lol

omega · 05-15-2002, 10:50 AM

this one is for the french speaking ppl on this board:
Venez me sucer le bout du gland, ma gang de sallope

MagicksAntics · 05-15-2002, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
How do you say:

"Lookout Evil Chris! There is a golf ball headed straight for your head"?

"How much is it to get you to blow my three friends while I make movies"?

"Doesn't this country have a Home Depot?"

"Can I buy you a Pepsi?"

I think Vou les vous derriere means do you do anal, right?

Buy my content or I will pay homeless smelly French people to follow you around at the show and keep asking people when your checks are gonna clear.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VirtuMike strikes again!

Stevie Ward · 05-15-2002, 10:56 AM

EvilChris....thanks for the heads up on the lingo :-)
I will see ya up there!

xxxmovieforum · 05-15-2002, 11:00 AM

Salut,

Je devrais etre a la conférence de cybernet expo. Sa va etre ma premiere participation a un t'elle evenement. J'espere que je peu partager mon experience et apprendere d'avantage avec autre webmaster.

I would like to buy a ticket to the event but I would like to pay by world money order, anyone know if this is possible & what is cybernetexpo.com email address, so I could contact them.

Thanks in advance....

Evil Chris · 05-15-2002, 11:02 AM

you can pay Funbrunette at the door... LOL

Evil Chris · 05-15-2002, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by omega
this one is for the french speaking ppl on this board:
Venez me sucer le bout du gland, ma gang de sallope

Well..... all we can see is "le bout" (the end).... and whoa... the irony, huh Omega?

omega · 05-15-2002, 11:20 AM

you got me there

05-14-2002, 12:15 PM	#1
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	tabarnac, calisse & other cuss words "ostie criss d'anglais de GFY... mange de la marde crissssss... " These are important words you need to learn if you will be visiting Montreal for Cybernetexpo . You should also learn basic french terms like: [list=1][]Madamoiselle, ta chatte sens d'un "steemay". (Miss, your pussy smells like a hot dog.)[]S'ils vous plait, je prend la poutine. (I'll take the poutine, please)[]Ou est la salle de bain, je veux aller me crosser. (Where is the bathroom, I need to whack off.)[/list=1] __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY* chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

05-14-2002, 12:23 PM	#2
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Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	fass de plotte!!! __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

05-15-2002, 07:29 AM	#7
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	Here's one... very important if you're going to the strip clubs in Montreal.... Combien ca coute la danse a dix? (How much does a contact dance cost?) __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

05-14-2002, 12:58 PM	#5
Penrod Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,578	Spelling may be off but: Fastenta creeka ferrde A lady from Cape Verde told me that in Potugeuse Creole it means: Your face looks like a cunt.

05-15-2002, 07:36 AM	#8
Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	Ladies! This is for you! Ferme ta gueule maudit salaud! (shut the fuck up, pig!) __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409

05-15-2002, 08:34 AM	#9
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	How do you say: "Lookout Evil Chris! There is a golf ball headed straight for your head"? "How much is it to get you to blow my three friends while I make movies"? "Doesn't this country have a Home Depot?" "Can I buy you a Pepsi?" I think Vou les vous derriere means do you do anal, right? Buy my content or I will pay homeless smelly French people to follow you around at the show and keep asking people when your checks are gonna clear. __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

05-15-2002, 09:55 AM	#10
Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	VirtuMike! You bad bad boy! How the hell are ya? __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409

05-15-2002, 10:16 AM	#12
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	I'm great, I need a massage and I smell faboo. Actually I prob should get a haircut today. I'll try to pawn off some Jamaican money on the girl ;) It's embarrassing, I am carrying four different currencies, I feel like James Bond. Can't wait to go to Montreal. Have dates lined up for me. I have a few lines I'd like to experiment with. Although it would be nice to get dates that don't speak a lick of English. __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

05-15-2002, 10:21 AM	#13
Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	COOL! See you in Montreal hun __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409

05-15-2002, 10:23 AM	#15
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Je viens! Ahhhh... __________________ ..and I'm off.

05-15-2002, 10:35 AM	#18
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	Ozzy, I didn't forget to say that...! I left that part out on purpose.... that is the answer to the original question... LOL __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

05-15-2002, 10:50 AM	#22
omega Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 207	this one is for the french speaking ppl on this board: Venez me sucer le bout du gland, ma gang de sallope

05-15-2002, 10:56 AM	#24
Stevie Ward Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: sunny place Posts: 96	EvilChris....thanks for the heads up on the lingo :-) I will see ya up there!

05-15-2002, 11:00 AM	#25
xxxmovieforum Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 45	Salut, Je devrais etre a la conférence de cybernet expo. Sa va etre ma premiere participation a un t'elle evenement. J'espere que je peu partager mon experience et apprendere d'avantage avec autre webmaster. I would like to buy a ticket to the event but I would like to pay by world money order, anyone know if this is possible & what is cybernetexpo.com email address, so I could contact them. Thanks in advance.... __________________ Stephan, Pro Web Entertainment, Inc. If you are interested in a FREE adult forum, sign up today: http://www.xxxmovieforum.com/Webmaster/

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Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,235	you can pay Funbrunette at the door... LOL __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

05-15-2002, 11:20 AM	#28
omega Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 207	you got me there