tabarnac, calisse & other cuss words
 

"ostie criss d'anglais de GFY... mange de la marde crissssss... "

These are important words you need to learn if you will be visiting Montreal for
Cybernetexpo .

You should also learn basic french terms like:
[list=1][*]Madamoiselle, ta chatte sens d'un "steemay".
(Miss, your pussy smells like a hot dog.)[*]S'ils vous plait, je prend la poutine.
(I'll take the poutine, please)[*]Ou est la salle de bain, je veux aller me crosser.
(Where is the bathroom, I need to whack off.)[/list=1]

Hey Gros cochon! Davou son les estie d'pute icitte?

(hey cop, where the hell are the hookers)

How do you say:
Please hold my scrotum, it's lonely

Babblefish translates:
Veuillez tenir mon scrotum, il est seul

tiens moi le sac ostie... il sen seul

Spelling may be off but:

Fastenta creeka ferrde

A lady from Cape Verde told me that in Potugeuse Creole it means:

Your face looks like a cunt.

fass de plotte!!! :1orglaugh

Here's one... very important if you're going to the strip clubs in Montreal....

Combien ca coute la danse a dix?
(How much does a contact dance cost?)
:1orglaugh

Ladies! This is for you!

Ferme ta gueule maudit salaud!
(shut the fuck up, pig!) :Graucho

How do you say:

"Lookout Evil Chris! There is a golf ball headed straight for your head"?

"How much is it to get you to blow my three friends while I make movies"?

"Doesn't this country have a Home Depot?"

"Can I buy you a Pepsi?"

I think Vou les vous derriere means do you do anal, right?

Buy my content or I will pay homeless smelly French people to follow you around at the show and keep asking people when your checks are gonna clear.

VirtuMike! You bad bad boy! How the hell are ya? :drinkup

You forget to say that it cost only $10 CDN and your are allowed to touch.:Graucho

I'm great, I need a massage and I smell faboo.

Actually I prob should get a haircut today. I'll try to pawn off some Jamaican money on the girl ;)

It's embarrassing, I am carrying four different currencies, I feel like James Bond.

Can't wait to go to Montreal. Have dates lined up for me. I have a few lines I'd like to experiment with. Although it would be nice to get dates that don't speak a lick of English.

:Graucho

COOL! See you in Montreal hun :smokin

ROFL

Je viens! Ahhhh...

Hey Hey Steph.....

You'll get to see me in MTL too.....

VirtuMike...you still have JA money left over from Feb?

Hey Elvis did we meet in jamaica? :uhoh

Ozzy, I didn't forget to say that...! :)
I left that part out on purpose.... that is the answer to the original question... LOL

Yup.....we did...lol..I was the guy covered in tattoos :)

Alright... The only thing I could say about stripper in montreal, from my point of view, they are way better than the one I seen in VEGAS. Also, way cheaper.:Graucho

Yes...I remember! Great I can't wait to see ALL of you! Should be a blast! :thumbsup

Jamaica :rasta can be confusing at times...lol

this one is for the french speaking ppl on this board:
Venez me sucer le bout du gland, ma gang de sallope:thumbsup

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VirtuMike strikes again!

:1orglaugh

EvilChris....thanks for the heads up on the lingo :-)
I will see ya up there!

Salut,

Je devrais etre a la conférence de cybernet expo. Sa va etre ma premiere participation a un t'elle evenement. J'espere que je peu partager mon experience et apprendere d'avantage avec autre webmaster.

I would like to buy a ticket to the event but I would like to pay by world money order, anyone know if this is possible & what is cybernetexpo.com email address, so I could contact them.

Thanks in advance....
:ak47:

you can pay Funbrunette at the door... LOL

Well..... all we can see is "le bout" (the end).... and whoa... the irony, huh Omega? :1orglaugh

you got me there:(