Americans: If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 04-16-2006, 08:59 AM

Sent to me yesterday by a friend of mine in the US...

If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:

"Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Keep your American identity strong Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time, because it will never happen.

It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right

here in the United States, land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.

If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico."

Seen this posted already? Then move along.

Cyndalie · 04-16-2006, 09:23 AM

Sounds like fun

But I don't think it would truly be a riot until you try it in Cuba
The raft trip there alone would make it all worthwhile

Slick · 04-16-2006, 09:24 AM

Hey CD, I agree with you 100%, it is bullshit how they can come over and expect us to kiss their asses.

Dirty F · 04-16-2006, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Seen this posted already? Then move along.

CDSmith · 04-16-2006, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

DaddyHalbucks · 04-16-2006, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Sent to me yesterday by a friend of mine in the US...

If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:

"Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Keep your American identity strong Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time, because it will never happen.

It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right

here in the United States, land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.

If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico."

Seen this posted already? Then move along.

The US is a country of saps. Hopefully we will wake up.

I am tired of paying the huge taxes necessary to support these people.

CDSmith · 04-16-2006, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

The US is a country of saps. Hopefully we will wake up.

I am tired of paying the huge taxes necessary to support these people.

I think you're definitely not alone in your thinking. I'm starting to see more and more of those "forwarded emails" like the one I posted above.

Hot issue right now.

Zuss · 04-16-2006, 10:12 AM

I hope you have to pay for this people. I want a world without borders. You make me sick.

dissipate · 04-16-2006, 10:38 AM

This is funnier when you live in southern california

Shoehorn! · 04-16-2006, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Slick

Hey CD, I agree with you 100%, it is bullshit how they can come over and expect us to kiss their asses.

Warden · 04-16-2006, 11:34 AM

Thats an awesome idea!

Well Dunn · 04-16-2006, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuss

I hope you have to pay for this people. I want a world without borders. You make me sick.

good luck with that slick. Since you know everyone in the world is on the same level of civilization and everything, it isnt like laws, cultures, and religion would have an impact on anything. good luck with that whole being a naive hippy thing, hope it works out for you.

CDSmith · 04-16-2006, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuss

I hope you have to pay for this people. I want a world without borders. You make me sick.

And I want a world where everyone has the intelligence to obey basic laws.

poe · 04-16-2006, 12:12 PM

drop out of school early, huh?

thunder99 · 04-16-2006, 12:28 PM

Americans already behave like that when they move abroad.

tyler. · 04-16-2006, 12:38 PM

that would be an adventure of a lifetime ...

elitetec · 04-16-2006, 01:19 PM

so much text, still to lazy to read all that

p1mpdogg · 04-16-2006, 01:22 PM

this makes me sick.. I can not belive how shitty our immigration laws are and how these fuckign wetbacks get away with all that they do. they should be FORCED into porn for 1 year then made legal if theyw ant in that bad.

that would help us all out too! free stunt cocks and free pussy saving this industry millions on shooting costs!

viva la porno!

p1mpdogg · 04-16-2006, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by elitetec

so much text, still to lazy to read all that

if you have any epic cash links up. please pull them down immediately. I hate lazy fucks like you.

p1mpdogg · 04-16-2006, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by thunder99

Americans already behave like that when they move abroad.

dont be a fucking moron. americans do not abuse the immagration system like these mexican scum bags do.

Well Dunn · 04-16-2006, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by thunder99

Americans already behave like that when they move abroad.

I dont visit germany and expect people to understand english. Its nice and all if they do, however I never expect it. I doubt most people do. Of course you could be stereotyping..........

Pleasurepays · 04-16-2006, 01:29 PM

thats one way to put it all into perspective. pretty funny! i am a very well traveled person and although i am american, i have spent most of the last 10 years in europe and traveling. i have always considered myself to be a guest no matter where i am and did everything i could to be polite, courteous and respectful of the culture/people (whereas most americans and brits tend to be loud, arrogant and obnoxious assholes where ever you travel). i could never imagine entering a country illegaly and then making tons of demands about what i feel i am owed.

Pleasurepays · 04-16-2006, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

The US is a country of saps. Hopefully we will wake up.

I am tired of paying the huge taxes necessary to support these people.

the exact same thing has been going on in europe for decades as well.

Rolo · 04-16-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

the exact same thing has been going on in europe for decades as well.

Yeah, I find myself replacing "mexican" with the different illegals here in Europe, and its almost the same picture as in the US... expect I have not heard of mexicans wanting to blow themself and americans up, so they can get 72 amigas and rivers of pure tequila in the afterlife

CDSmith · 04-16-2006, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by elitetec

so much text, still to lazy to read all that

Yet you took the time to post.

Another idiot exposed. My work here is never done. :D

tony286 · 04-16-2006, 07:25 PM

ITs not the Mexicans its the american employers that want cheap cheap labor, if there was no work for them they wouldnt come here. They just want to better themselves.

baddog · 04-16-2006, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Yet you took the time to post.

Another idiot exposed. My work here is never done. :D

I have had him on ignore from the first day I even noticed him here.

CDSmith · 04-16-2006, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I have had him on ignore from the first day I even noticed him here.

You graced my thread with your 39K post.

I'm honored.

CDSmith · 04-17-2006, 09:54 PM

This illegal immigrant issue just keeps getting bigger and bigger every day.

I wonder how many states will follow Georgia's lead?

Morgan · 04-17-2006, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

This is funnier when you live in southern california

ya lol....

Spunky · 04-17-2006, 10:16 PM

Shank Gringos

pocketkangaroo · 04-18-2006, 12:24 AM

The thing that amazed me was seeing hundreds of thousands of illegals protesting in our streets. Can you imagine all illegal Americans in China or Russia going to the streets to protest?

04-16-2006, 08:59 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Americans: If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS Sent to me yesterday by a friend of mine in the US... If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS: "Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Keep your American identity strong Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper. Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise. Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system. Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico. Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws. Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers. Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time, because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States, land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians. If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico." Seen this posted already? Then move along. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	this makes me sick.. I can not belive how shitty our immigration laws are and how these fuckign wetbacks get away with all that they do. they should be FORCED into porn for 1 year then made legal if theyw ant in that bad. that would help us all out too! free stunt cocks and free pussy saving this industry millions on shooting costs! viva la porno! __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	thats one way to put it all into perspective. pretty funny! i am a very well traveled person and although i am american, i have spent most of the last 10 years in europe and traveling. i have always considered myself to be a guest no matter where i am and did everything i could to be polite, courteous and respectful of the culture/people (whereas most americans and brits tend to be loud, arrogant and obnoxious assholes where ever you travel). i could never imagine entering a country illegaly and then making tons of demands about what i feel i am owed.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	ITs not the Mexicans its the american employers that want cheap cheap labor, if there was no work for them they wouldnt come here. They just want to better themselves.

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	This illegal immigrant issue just keeps getting bigger and bigger every day. I wonder how many states will follow Georgia's lead? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	The thing that amazed me was seeing hundreds of thousands of illegals protesting in our streets. Can you imagine all illegal Americans in China or Russia going to the streets to protest?