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CDSmith 04-16-2006 08:59 AM

Americans: If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS
 
Sent to me yesterday by a friend of mine in the US...


If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:

"Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Keep your American identity strong Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time, because it will never happen.

It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right

here in the United States, land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.

If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico."



Seen this posted already? Then move along. :321GFY

Cyndalie 04-16-2006 09:23 AM

Sounds like fun :)
But I don't think it would truly be a riot until you try it in Cuba
The raft trip there alone would make it all worthwhile

Slick 04-16-2006 09:24 AM

Hey CD, I agree with you 100%, it is bullshit how they can come over and expect us to kiss their asses.

Dirty F 04-16-2006 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Seen this posted already? Then move along. :321GFY

:1orglaugh

CDSmith 04-16-2006 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 04-16-2006 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Sent to me yesterday by a friend of mine in the US...


If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:

"Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Keep your American identity strong Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time, because it will never happen.

It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right

here in the United States, land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.

If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico."



Seen this posted already? Then move along. :321GFY



The US is a country of saps. Hopefully we will wake up.

I am tired of paying the huge taxes necessary to support these people.

CDSmith 04-16-2006 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks
The US is a country of saps. Hopefully we will wake up.

I am tired of paying the huge taxes necessary to support these people.

I think you're definitely not alone in your thinking. I'm starting to see more and more of those "forwarded emails" like the one I posted above.

Hot issue right now.

Zuss 04-16-2006 10:12 AM

I hope you have to pay for this people. I want a world without borders. You make me sick.

dissipate 04-16-2006 10:38 AM

This is funnier when you live in southern california

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 04-16-2006 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick
Hey CD, I agree with you 100%, it is bullshit how they can come over and expect us to kiss their asses.

:thumbsup

Warden 04-16-2006 11:34 AM

Thats an awesome idea!

Well Dunn 04-16-2006 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuss
I hope you have to pay for this people. I want a world without borders. You make me sick.

good luck with that slick. Since you know everyone in the world is on the same level of civilization and everything, it isnt like laws, cultures, and religion would have an impact on anything. good luck with that whole being a naive hippy thing, hope it works out for you.

CDSmith 04-16-2006 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuss
I hope you have to pay for this people. I want a world without borders. You make me sick.

And I want a world where everyone has the intelligence to obey basic laws.

poe 04-16-2006 12:12 PM

drop out of school early, huh?

thunder99 04-16-2006 12:28 PM

Americans already behave like that when they move abroad.

tyler. 04-16-2006 12:38 PM

that would be an adventure of a lifetime ...

elitetec 04-16-2006 01:19 PM

so much text, still to lazy to read all that

p1mpdogg 04-16-2006 01:22 PM

this makes me sick.. I can not belive how shitty our immigration laws are and how these fuckign wetbacks get away with all that they do. they should be FORCED into porn for 1 year then made legal if theyw ant in that bad.

that would help us all out too! free stunt cocks and free pussy saving this industry millions on shooting costs!

viva la porno!

p1mpdogg 04-16-2006 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elitetec
so much text, still to lazy to read all that


if you have any epic cash links up. please pull them down immediately. I hate lazy fucks like you.

p1mpdogg 04-16-2006 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thunder99
Americans already behave like that when they move abroad.


dont be a fucking moron. americans do not abuse the immagration system like these mexican scum bags do.

Well Dunn 04-16-2006 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thunder99
Americans already behave like that when they move abroad.

I dont visit germany and expect people to understand english. Its nice and all if they do, however I never expect it. I doubt most people do. Of course you could be stereotyping..........:Oh crap

Pleasurepays 04-16-2006 01:29 PM

thats one way to put it all into perspective. pretty funny! i am a very well traveled person and although i am american, i have spent most of the last 10 years in europe and traveling. i have always considered myself to be a guest no matter where i am and did everything i could to be polite, courteous and respectful of the culture/people (whereas most americans and brits tend to be loud, arrogant and obnoxious assholes where ever you travel). i could never imagine entering a country illegaly and then making tons of demands about what i feel i am owed.

Pleasurepays 04-16-2006 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks
The US is a country of saps. Hopefully we will wake up.

I am tired of paying the huge taxes necessary to support these people.

the exact same thing has been going on in europe for decades as well.

Rolo 04-16-2006 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
the exact same thing has been going on in europe for decades as well.

Yeah, I find myself replacing "mexican" with the different illegals here in Europe, and its almost the same picture as in the US... expect I have not heard of mexicans wanting to blow themself and americans up, so they can get 72 amigas and rivers of pure tequila in the afterlife :1orglaugh

CDSmith 04-16-2006 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elitetec
so much text, still to lazy to read all that

Yet you took the time to post.

Another idiot exposed. My work here is never done. :D

tony286 04-16-2006 07:25 PM

ITs not the Mexicans its the american employers that want cheap cheap labor, if there was no work for them they wouldnt come here. They just want to better themselves.

baddog 04-16-2006 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Yet you took the time to post.

Another idiot exposed. My work here is never done. :D


I have had him on ignore from the first day I even noticed him here.

CDSmith 04-16-2006 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I have had him on ignore from the first day I even noticed him here.

You graced my thread with your 39K post.

I'm honored.

CDSmith 04-17-2006 09:54 PM

This illegal immigrant issue just keeps getting bigger and bigger every day.

I wonder how many states will follow Georgia's lead?

Morgan 04-17-2006 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
This is funnier when you live in southern california

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ya lol....

Spunky 04-17-2006 10:16 PM

Shank Gringos

pocketkangaroo 04-18-2006 12:24 AM

The thing that amazed me was seeing hundreds of thousands of illegals protesting in our streets. Can you imagine all illegal Americans in China or Russia going to the streets to protest?


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