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Juicy D. Links · 03-21-2006, 10:24 AM

Bloodsucking leeches , but you fucking need em

Bryan G · 03-21-2006, 10:26 AM

Lawyers blow,

KRL · 03-21-2006, 11:18 AM

Yeh, $395 an hour adds up fast.

Juicy D. Links · 03-21-2006, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

Yeh, $395 an hour adds up fast.

Very very fast..........

jacked · 03-21-2006, 11:26 AM

can't live with them can't live without them...

King Adam · 03-21-2006, 11:27 AM

You guys are so stupid.

Lawyers are the best. I haven't gotten sued since I don't do anything that would cause me to be sued.

However, I have filed plenty of lawsuits and if it wasn't for good lawyers I would have gotten fucked out of a lot of money.

Z · 03-21-2006, 11:27 AM

Hit me up for some kick ass lawyers down here in Panama, Juicy. It's three chicks that are partners. They know their shit and are HELLA cheap (as you'd say).

GlydeGirl · 03-21-2006, 11:29 AM

Lawyers are a necessary evil -- especially in the highly litigious USA!

hottoddy · 03-21-2006, 12:03 PM

$395? Shit, I gotta raise my rates!

d_train · 03-21-2006, 07:16 PM

it sucks being a son of one

PixeLs · 03-21-2006, 07:45 PM

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lyn1 · 03-21-2006, 07:54 PM

I'm a lawyer fan. The family is full of them and it brings to mind a popular joke they like to spin...

"A doctor was at a function when a elderly patient of the doctors came up to him and asked him for some medical advice. After despatching the old man, the doctor turned to the lawyer standing next to him and asked him how he solved the problem of people just walking up and asking for free advice. "Simple said the dapper lawyer, I just send them a large bill". The doctor thought, this is a good idea so the next day, he sent the old man a bill for $100. The next day, he received an account from the lawyer for $395 for services rendered.

Is there a moral to the story. I think so. I will let Gfy members work out what it is.

Lyn from Oz

minusonebit · 03-21-2006, 07:58 PM

Everyone hates lawyers. Until they need one.

seeric · 03-21-2006, 08:12 PM

i used to nail one of the prosecutors from riverside county. haha. i fucked the law. all kidding a side, she was a great girl. really liked her, never looked at her like a lawyer.

tristan_D · 03-21-2006, 08:24 PM

how can I convince my kid to stop aspiring to be a lawyer

King Adam · 03-21-2006, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d_train

it sucks being a son of one

Are you serious? I am a son of one too and thank god.

Do you have any idea how much trouble my old man got me out of when I was a troubled kid.

Having a lawyer in the family is great .. having one as your Dad .. priceless.

Just so everyone knows ... I LOVE MY DAD. He is my best friend, father, business partner and everything else in between.

Man, I'm 31 and I sound like a baby ... I love my daddy .. .wwhhhhaaaaaa

alec · 03-22-2006, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Bloodsucking leeches , but you fucking need em

They are professional swindlers...

LiveDose · 03-22-2006, 12:06 AM

Lawyers have completely polluted the system.

Bob_cougar · 03-22-2006, 02:29 AM

i still view the legal profession as one of the most noblest and misunderstood professions of all

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-22-2006, 02:31 AM

Yeah, i love lawyers to.

maxxx_fucktor · 03-22-2006, 05:57 AM

when i grow up i want to be a lawyer.

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lyn1 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 429	I'm a lawyer fan. The family is full of them and it brings to mind a popular joke they like to spin... "A doctor was at a function when a elderly patient of the doctors came up to him and asked him for some medical advice. After despatching the old man, the doctor turned to the lawyer standing next to him and asked him how he solved the problem of people just walking up and asking for free advice. "Simple said the dapper lawyer, I just send them a large bill". The doctor thought, this is a good idea so the next day, he sent the old man a bill for $100. The next day, he received an account from the lawyer for $395 for services rendered. Is there a moral to the story. I think so. I will let Gfy members work out what it is. Lyn from Oz __________________ www.literarymetro.com - Erotic literature community - Join and be involved or commission erotic story's for your website from our writing panel.

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