I hate Lawyers with a passion.........
 

Bloodsucking leeches , but you fucking need em :(

Lawyers blow,

Yeh, $395 an hour adds up fast.

Very very fast..........:disgust

can't live with them can't live without them...

You guys are so stupid.

Lawyers are the best. I haven't gotten sued since I don't do anything that would cause me to be sued.

However, I have filed plenty of lawsuits and if it wasn't for good lawyers I would have gotten fucked out of a lot of money.

Hit me up for some kick ass lawyers down here in Panama, Juicy. It's three chicks that are partners. They know their shit and are HELLA cheap (as you'd say).

Lawyers are a necessary evil -- especially in the highly litigious USA!

$395? Shit, I gotta raise my rates!

it sucks being a son of one :(

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no. The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?" The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?" :pimp

I'm a lawyer fan. The family is full of them and it brings to mind a popular joke they like to spin...

"A doctor was at a function when a elderly patient of the doctors came up to him and asked him for some medical advice. After despatching the old man, the doctor turned to the lawyer standing next to him and asked him how he solved the problem of people just walking up and asking for free advice. "Simple said the dapper lawyer, I just send them a large bill". The doctor thought, this is a good idea so the next day, he sent the old man a bill for $100. The next day, he received an account from the lawyer for $395 for services rendered.

Is there a moral to the story. I think so. I will let Gfy members work out what it is.

Lyn from Oz

Everyone hates lawyers. Until they need one.

i used to nail one of the prosecutors from riverside county. haha. i fucked the law. all kidding a side, she was a great girl. really liked her, never looked at her like a lawyer.

how can I convince my kid to stop aspiring to be a lawyer

Are you serious? I am a son of one too and thank god.

Do you have any idea how much trouble my old man got me out of when I was a troubled kid.

Having a lawyer in the family is great .. having one as your Dad .. priceless.

Just so everyone knows ... I LOVE MY DAD. He is my best friend, father, business partner and everything else in between.

Man, I'm 31 and I sound like a baby ... I love my daddy .. .wwhhhhaaaaaa

They are professional swindlers...

Lawyers have completely polluted the system.

i still view the legal profession as one of the most noblest and misunderstood professions of all

Yeah, i love lawyers to.

when i grow up i want to be a lawyer. :)