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Old 12-18-2005, 01:17 AM   #1
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I'll either get some laughs or some hate here

So I was talking to a friend who knows what I do. He said he hasn't talked to me about an issue he has before because it's embarrassing. Anyway he proceeds to tell me him and his GF are about to break up because he can only last about 4 minutes in bed. And he is asking for my help finding a solution to the problem.

I told him I'd help him out no problem - there's tools out there to condition for sex, prolong it, be harder etc.

So anyway later in the day we are shopping (I had some last minute xmas presents to get) and I asked if he finished all his shopping. He then said he was Jewish. I was like "Oh wow... well I had no idea. I'm sorry if I offended you."
He goes "Nah why would I be offended?"
Me: "Yeah, I suppose. Anyway at least we know now why you only last 4 minutes in bed, Santa hates you."

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Old 12-18-2005, 01:18 AM   #2
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Congrats to the winners!!!
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fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
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Old 12-18-2005, 01:19 AM   #3
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i am drunk don't get me wrong, but i'm not sure if I get that... bad a boom, bad a bing
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Old 12-18-2005, 01:20 AM   #4
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It's cool, it isn't even that funny. He chuckled then called me a dick and made me walk home. We're fine now tho he invited me over for a quickie later on.
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Old 12-18-2005, 01:22 AM   #5
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It's cool, it isn't even that funny. He chuckled then called me a dick and made me walk home. We're fine now tho he invited me over for a quickie later on.
lol, I hope he didnt make you walk back did he
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:12 AM   #6
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stupid story of the week #1
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:46 AM   #7
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actually you should have said thats what you get for not believing in jesus..

and if he converted quick enough because christmas is a week away, maybe jesus would perform a mircle and cure him of his impotence or santa would bring him a present like viagra
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:48 AM   #8
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Congrats to the winners!!!
Had to do a double-take at your sig...and do a mouse over
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:12 AM   #9
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i am drunk don't get me wrong, but i'm not sure if I get that... bad a boom, bad a bing


Anyway I get it, glad I'm not drunk lol
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:19 AM   #10
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Old 12-18-2005, 04:45 AM   #11
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4 minutes, that's not bad at all
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Old 12-18-2005, 04:55 AM   #12
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i am drunk don't get me wrong, but i'm not sure if I get that... bad a boom, bad a bing
Don't worry, there is nothing to get. If it were some sort of joke, then there would be something to "get."

That was clearly just an odd story about someone's awkward moment.
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Old 12-18-2005, 05:01 AM   #13
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4 minutes, that's not bad at all
That's what I was thinking.
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:25 AM   #14
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haha i thought it was funny
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:46 AM   #15
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We're fine now tho he invited me over for a quickie later on.
I opened this BradM thread to confirm two things:

*there would be penis/sex talk
*it would turn gay

As usual, I was not disappointed.
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Old 12-18-2005, 11:26 AM   #16
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Damn! I wouldn't date a guy who last in bed for 4 min...

However, I was dating Jewish about 5 years ago and he was fine in bed.
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