I'll either get some laughs or some hate here
 

So I was talking to a friend who knows what I do. He said he hasn't talked to me about an issue he has before because it's embarrassing. Anyway he proceeds to tell me him and his GF are about to break up because he can only last about 4 minutes in bed. And he is asking for my help finding a solution to the problem.

I told him I'd help him out no problem - there's tools out there to condition for sex, prolong it, be harder etc.

So anyway later in the day we are shopping (I had some last minute xmas presents to get) and I asked if he finished all his shopping. He then said he was Jewish. I was like "Oh wow... well I had no idea. I'm sorry if I offended you."
He goes "Nah why would I be offended?"
Me: "Yeah, I suppose. Anyway at least we know now why you only last 4 minutes in bed, Santa hates you."

Badumchhhhh!!! :winkwink:

Congrats to the winners!!!

i am drunk don't get me wrong, but i'm not sure if I get that... bad a boom, bad a bing :GFYBand

It's cool, it isn't even that funny. He chuckled then called me a dick and made me walk home. We're fine now tho he invited me over for a quickie later on.

lol, I hope he didnt make you walk back did he

stupid story of the week #1

actually you should have said thats what you get for not believing in jesus..

and if he converted quick enough because christmas is a week away, maybe jesus would perform a mircle and cure him of his impotence or santa would bring him a present like viagra

Had to do a double-take at your sig...and do a mouse over

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Anyway I get it, glad I'm not drunk lol

:1orglaugh

4 minutes, that's not bad at all

Don't worry, there is nothing to get. If it were some sort of joke, then there would be something to "get."

That was clearly just an odd story about someone's awkward moment.

That's what I was thinking.

haha i thought it was funny :)

I opened this BradM thread to confirm two things:

*there would be penis/sex talk
*it would turn gay

As usual, I was not disappointed.

Damn! I wouldn't date a guy who last in bed for 4 min...

However, I was dating Jewish about 5 years ago and he was fine in bed.