A Typical Day in My Life - GoFuckYourself.com

Donny · 08-16-2005, 10:34 PM

A reader of my personal blog asked me to post an entry describing a typical day in my life. Here's what I just posted:

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A reader asked me to make a blog entry about what a typical day for me would be. I like the idea, so here goes:

I usually wake up around 8am. The first thing I do is... well, you probably don't want to know. Let's just say I'm "regular". The second thing I do is go straight to my home office and turn on the computer. I check and answer email, read a few message boards, check out some of my favorite blogs, catch up on the news headlines...

Then I begin my daily Donny's Girls update. I have a script that updates my member's area 5 days a week at 10 am PST. I can schedule it for updates 3 weeks in advance. This comes in handy if I'm going on vacation. But if I'm not out of town I prefer to do my updates the very morning they'll be added. This allows me to make a last minute change on which model I'll be adding, just in case a member has to have some particular model. I value my members (duh! they pay the bills) and try to give them what they want. In fact, the majority of my updates come from member requests via email, on my message board, or in a blog comment.

After the update has been completed I add the model to the Donny's Girls latest updates page and also to the Donny's Coeds blog. Both of these pages are powered by blog software, and because of them I rarely add nude photos to this blog anymore. Keeping the titties on their own blogs helps make Donny's Ramblings a little more work safe and reader friendly. I figure people can check out one of those updates pages if they want to see boobies.

With the blogs updated it's time to listen to voicemail and see what heavenly hotties have called wanting to show me their bodies. I take down their phone numbers and any information left on their message (I generally delete the calls from males) and enter the data into my iCal in a special section. This allows me to quickly find the info anytime in the future. After recording all the new data I begin scheduling appointments. Calling prospective models is the most annoying part of my job, but it has to be done. I've hired others to do it for me but I've only found one person who can get the results I need on the phone, and she has now graduated college and works in the Bay Area. So I'm back to doing it myself. I repeat the same information and answer the same damned questions several times per day. I'll find an open appointment time on my calendar and invite the new models to come in at that time for an interview.

Once the day's interviews have been scheduled it's time to get ready for our noon photo shoots. 3-5 days per week we'll shoot new photo content of models. Lately we've been doing a lot of video, too, because I think members are going to want more and more of it in the future. Besides, we have a new, large client who buys content from us and they want a lot of video. These videos I refer to are all softcore, stripping style videos. I still won't shoot hardcore. Oh yeah, we refers to my fiancee (Belinda) and me. The two of us work together very well.

Usually during the shoot I'll run off to my office to get some work done on the computer while Belinda finishes shooting. She's a great little photographer, better than me, and is also learning to shoot video content rather well. On the computer I deal with affiliates (people who send traffic to my websites and receive a cut of the sales that result), clients and customers.

I also waste a lot of time posting to industry messageboards. Belinda chastises me about that.

Usually, our shoots are finished by 3 or 4pm. More than 3 or 4 hours of shooting results in a tired model. Interviewing new prospective models begins around this time... earlier on days when no shoots are scheduled. I'll interview models up until 8 or 9pm if necessary. They are what makes my world go 'round, after all.

After that I'll take my laptop to the living room and surf the wireless internet from my chair while watching something on TV. Somewhere in the day I'll have run to my mailbox, out to coffee at Starbucks, and perhaps to lunch/dinner with Belinda. We also love going to the movies.

I can't seem to stay awake longer than 11:30pm to midnight. I'm out like a light the second my head hits the pillow, particularly if my attempts on Belinda's body have been successful.

She stays up a bit later watching some of the late shows and surfing the internet.

And there you have it... a typical day in the life of your friendly neighborhood pornographer!

Donny · 08-16-2005, 10:39 PM

Please add to this thread with your own "typical day"...

baddog · 08-16-2005, 10:42 PM

my typical day is spent bumping threads that people have ICQ'd to me

Sly · 08-16-2005, 10:46 PM

Donny, I'm a little concerned that you're terribly skinny and quite smelly. Though when I met you, you didn't seem skinny at all... maybe just smelly?

sonofsam · 08-16-2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

my typical day is spent bumping threads that people have ICQ'd to me

yah same here

Donny · 08-16-2005, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

yah same here

Come on now... tell us about a typical day in your life. It's your chance to have your own sort of "mini ambush interview"....

baddog · 08-16-2005, 10:51 PM

had mine

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439014

sonofsam · 08-16-2005, 10:52 PM

1.) wake up
2.) go to the computer
3.) if i have to go to the bathroom i just piss/shit myself because i don't want to leave any possibility that i will miss the icq message of "can you please post in this thread"
4.) when i get the message, i quickly post in the thread
5.) if i am hungry... fuck it.. don't want to leave any possibility of missing the message... and the fact that i don't shower helps attract flies and bugs so i eat them for protein
6.) i lay down on my bed and try to think of ways to make myself more effecient at bumping thread... i.e. getting to the computer faster when i wake up...
7.) repeat

edit: maybe i'll actually write a serious answer when i'm less grumpy

Donny · 08-16-2005, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

had mine

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439014

Thanks for the link. I don't remember it. Time for some brush up.

Donny · 08-16-2005, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

1.) wake up
2.) go to the computer
3.) if i have to go to the bathroom i just piss/shit myself because i don't want to leave any possibility that i will miss the icq message of "can you please post in this thread"
4.) when i get the message, i quickly post in the thread
5.) if i am hungry... fuck it.. don't want to leave any possibility of missing the message... and the fact that i don't shower helps attract flies and bugs so i eat them for protein
6.) i lay down on my bed and try to think of ways to make myself more effecient at bumping thread... i.e. getting to the computer faster when i wake up...
7.) repeat

edit: maybe i'll actually write a serious answer when i'm less grumpy

And when do you find the time to make stupid business decisions? That has to be in there somewhere...

sonofsam · 08-16-2005, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

And when do you find the time to make stupid business decisions? That has to be in there somewhere...

Somewhere in between you bragging on the phone about how much money you make and sleeping.

sonofsam · 08-16-2005, 10:59 PM

anymore questions?

BoogieCFZ · 08-16-2005, 10:59 PM

spend the better part of the day slapping kittens in the face and then after a light lunch i goto the local homeless shelter to make them feel bad about their awful life choices.

Donny · 08-16-2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Somewhere in between you bragging on the phone about how much money you make and sleeping.

You and I talking on the phone... is that kinda like you and Aaron chatting on ICQ??

AdPatron · 08-16-2005, 11:02 PM

well, I get up at about 9am. That is about the time my wife gets home. She is a nurse and works nights (don't ask me why, but she likes it).

chase · 08-16-2005, 11:05 PM

My days are so boring, lol.
I wake up and start coffee, then take a shower and get dressed. I see my son off to the school bus, then start breakfast for my little girls, who usually wake up when they smell something cooking. They eat, then they play while I check my emails, stats, and offline ims.

I try to run any errands I have next, because the kids have full bellies, and are well rested, so doing errands with two toddlers will be as close to painless as it can get, lol. Then it's home, where I usually set them up with a Disney video and just do some surfing or housework that they can't help with.

Lunch is served, and then the girls get a bath, but it's usually just a playtime bath. i can see the tub from my desk, so I update JOJ and learn, learn, learn things I am researching online. Then, sometimes the girls get naps..depending on if we went out or had a busy day or not. That's my time to veg out. *grin*

My son gets home around 3pm, so I talk with him and since the girls are usually waking up around then, they have a snack, and then they play some more. (Must be nice to be a kid, lol.) I usually play with them, or we all watch a movie, or play a game, or whatever, just to spend some time all together.

I start dinner and we eat, then the girls get their REAL bath. My girls are at that age where they like to help, so when I do houseowrk (always in the evening so they have less opportunity to muck it all up again, haha) they usually "help". My son gets his time online then.

My son and I watch our prime time shows together while the little ones play, and the girls go to bed around 9pm. My son goes to bed around 10:30-11. That's when I get bored and start playing on the boards usually, lol, because I have no one to talk to then. I don't sleep well, so I often stay up until nearly daybreak.

Sometimes we mix it up and go have dinner at my brother's place, or hit the beach after dinner, when the sun isn't so bad on the little ones. But we are mostly homebodies, lol.

sonofsam · 08-16-2005, 11:05 PM

Yeah. Real.

You having as much money as you say you do.... is that like people saying the US never landed on the moon?

AdPatron · 08-16-2005, 11:07 PM

I answer emails, check stats, make sure everything it running smoothly until about 11am.

Donny · 08-16-2005, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

My days are so boring, lol.
I wake up and start coffee, then take a shower and get dressed. I see my son off to the school bus, then start breakfast for my little girls, who usually wake up when they smell something cooking. They eat, then they play while I check my emails, stats, and offline ims.

I try to run any errands I have next, because the kids have full bellies, and are well rested, so doing errands with two toddlers will be as close to painless as it can get, lol. Then it's home, where I usually set them up with a Disney video and just do some surfing or housework that they can't help with.

Lunch is served, and then the girls get a bath, but it's usually just a playtime bath. i can see the tub from my desk, so I update JOJ and learn, learn, learn things I am researching online. Then, sometimes the girls get naps..depending on if we went out or had a busy day or not. That's my time to veg out. *grin*

My son gets home around 3pm, so I talk with him and since the girls are usually waking up around then, they have a snack, and then they play some more. (Must be nice to be a kid, lol.) I usually play with them, or we all watch a movie, or play a game, or whatever, just to spend some time all together.

I start dinner and we eat, then the girls get their REAL bath. My girls are at that age where they like to help, so when I do houseowrk (always in the evening so they have less opportunity to muck it all up again, haha) they usually "help". My son gets his time online then.

My son and I watch our prime time shows together while the little ones play, and the girls go to bed around 9pm. My son goes to bed around 10:30-11. That's when I get bored and start playing on the boards usually, lol, because I have no one to talk to then. I don't sleep well, so I often stay up until nearly daybreak.

Sometimes we mix it up and go have dinner at my brother's place, or hit the beach after dinner, when the sun isn't so bad on the little ones. But we are mostly homebodies, lol.

Now that's the kind of response I was hoping for! Sounds perfect. There's nothing better than spending time with your children.

Donny · 08-16-2005, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Yeah. Real.

You having as much money as you say you do.... is that like people saying the US never landed on the moon?

Give it up sos. Why are you always trying to stir up drama?

Deej · 08-16-2005, 11:13 PM

Slapping kittens is tight :P I prefer Punching Babies....

i get up...coffee....computer...check stats....turn "things" on .... process CC's ..... deal with girls.....fix add or change things......bragg about my enlarged penis, to whoever will listen.....food in certain places......random shit all day......lately ive been making new pages for new girls.....wich i need to do here real quick.....more coffee....then bed.....repeat.....
tomorrow....its my birthday.....well in abouit 45 minutes......Going Golfing!!!!

sonofsam · 08-16-2005, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

Give it up sos. Why are you always trying to stir up drama?

if you wouldn't send me so many damn icqs about retarded shit like bumping your threads or asking me to post in your threads i wouldn't have shit in your thread.

we are not exactly on good terms, so i don't know why you include me in your 30/day mass icqs.

chase · 08-16-2005, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

Now that's the kind of response I was hoping for! Sounds perfect. There's nothing better than spending time with your children.

I agree.

I wanted to clarify, when I said it was boring, I didn't mean it was boring to me. I meant it was likely boring to a lot of posters here.

Donny · 08-16-2005, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

if you wouldn't send me so many damn icqs about retarded shit like bumping your threads or asking me to post in your threads i wouldn't have shit in your thread.

we are not exactly on good terms, so i don't know why you include me in your 30/day mass icqs.

That wasn't a mass ICQ, moron. I sent it out to a handful of people but didn't use the mass ICQ option. I actually clicked on your idiotic name and messaged you.

And while we're "not exactly on good terms" we're not exactly on bad terms either, at least not in my mind.

You've ICQ'd me your threads too. Have I shit in them?

je_rome · 08-16-2005, 11:27 PM

a typical day for me is like everyone else's. i wake up, work the whole day, see if i have evenening plans, or stay home and watch some flicks or shows, then sleep..
this has been the routine of my life, and maybe most of us..

AdPatron · 08-16-2005, 11:27 PM

After 12pm, I work on my music. I leave my computer on in case anyone IMs me.

Donny · 08-16-2005, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

After 12pm, I work on my music. I leave my computer on in case anyone IMs me.

Do you write your own music?

reynold · 08-17-2005, 01:23 AM

Spending time on this board seems to be an ordinary day yet worth spending.

riddler · 08-17-2005, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by je_rome

a typical day for me is like everyone else's. i wake up, work the whole day, see if i have evenening plans, or stay home and watch some flicks or shows, then sleep..
this has been the routine of my life, and maybe most of us..

here let me correct that for you sigwhore..

"A typical day for me is like every sigwhores, i wakeup, bump threads with 5 words usally along the lines of "Wow thats wonderful, I wish i could do that".. Then i jerk off to the peanuts i get for sigwhoring then i sleep.. Another exciting day in the world of sigwhores.."

jonesy · 08-17-2005, 01:57 AM

roll outta bed at 2pm

light up a fart - its a better way to start your day than coffee and you can imagine what a better eye opner it is than than caffeine.

Donny · 08-17-2005, 08:52 AM

Some very interesting replies in here...

EroticySteve · 08-17-2005, 09:14 AM

A typical day for me is something that can be seen on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Larry David is my not-so-alter ego.

08-16-2005, 10:46 PM	#4
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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	1.) wake up 2.) go to the computer 3.) if i have to go to the bathroom i just piss/shit myself because i don't want to leave any possibility that i will miss the icq message of "can you please post in this thread" 4.) when i get the message, i quickly post in the thread 5.) if i am hungry... fuck it.. don't want to leave any possibility of missing the message... and the fact that i don't shower helps attract flies and bugs so i eat them for protein 6.) i lay down on my bed and try to think of ways to make myself more effecient at bumping thread... i.e. getting to the computer faster when i wake up... 7.) repeat edit: maybe i'll actually write a serious answer when i'm less grumpy __________________ I like turtles. Last edited by sonofsam; 08-16-2005 at 10:53 PM..

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08-16-2005, 11:05 PM	#16
chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	My days are so boring, lol. I wake up and start coffee, then take a shower and get dressed. I see my son off to the school bus, then start breakfast for my little girls, who usually wake up when they smell something cooking. They eat, then they play while I check my emails, stats, and offline ims. I try to run any errands I have next, because the kids have full bellies, and are well rested, so doing errands with two toddlers will be as close to painless as it can get, lol. Then it's home, where I usually set them up with a Disney video and just do some surfing or housework that they can't help with. Lunch is served, and then the girls get a bath, but it's usually just a playtime bath. i can see the tub from my desk, so I update JOJ and learn, learn, learn things I am researching online. Then, sometimes the girls get naps..depending on if we went out or had a busy day or not. That's my time to veg out. grin My son gets home around 3pm, so I talk with him and since the girls are usually waking up around then, they have a snack, and then they play some more. (Must be nice to be a kid, lol.) I usually play with them, or we all watch a movie, or play a game, or whatever, just to spend some time all together. I start dinner and we eat, then the girls get their REAL bath. My girls are at that age where they like to help, so when I do houseowrk (always in the evening so they have less opportunity to muck it all up again, haha) they usually "help". My son gets his time online then. My son and I watch our prime time shows together while the little ones play, and the girls go to bed around 9pm. My son goes to bed around 10:30-11. That's when I get bored and start playing on the boards usually, lol, because I have no one to talk to then. I don't sleep well, so I often stay up until nearly daybreak. Sometimes we mix it up and go have dinner at my brother's place, or hit the beach after dinner, when the sun isn't so bad on the little ones. But we are mostly homebodies, lol. __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!

08-16-2005, 10:39 PM	#2
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Please add to this thread with your own "typical day"...

08-16-2005, 10:42 PM	#3
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	my typical day is spent bumping threads that people have ICQ'd to me

08-16-2005, 10:51 PM	#7
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	had mine http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439014

08-16-2005, 11:02 PM	#15
AdPatron No commissions, no fees. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA Posts: 17,706	well, I get up at about 9am. That is about the time my wife gets home. She is a nurse and works nights (don't ask me why, but she likes it).

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AdPatron No commissions, no fees. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA Posts: 17,706	I answer emails, check stats, make sure everything it running smoothly until about 11am.

08-16-2005, 11:13 PM	#21
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	Slapping kittens is tight :P I prefer Punching Babies.... i get up...coffee....computer...check stats....turn "things" on .... process CC's ..... deal with girls.....fix add or change things......bragg about my enlarged penis, to whoever will listen.....food in certain places......random shit all day......lately ive been making new pages for new girls.....wich i need to do here real quick.....more coffee....then bed.....repeat..... tomorrow....its my birthday.....well in abouit 45 minutes......Going Golfing!!!! __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

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je_rome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,846	a typical day for me is like everyone else's. i wake up, work the whole day, see if i have evenening plans, or stay home and watch some flicks or shows, then sleep.. this has been the routine of my life, and maybe most of us.. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Join KlikRevenue.com Today!

08-17-2005, 01:23 AM	#28
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Spending time on this board seems to be an ordinary day yet worth spending.

08-17-2005, 01:57 AM	#30
jonesy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6,688	roll outta bed at 2pm light up a fart - its a better way to start your day than coffee and you can imagine what a better eye opner it is than than caffeine. __________________ . Shooting Bikini Girls Last edited by jonesy; 08-17-2005 at 01:59 AM..

08-17-2005, 08:52 AM	#31
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Some very interesting replies in here...

08-17-2005, 09:14 AM	#32
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