Originally Posted by sonofsam

1.) wake up
2.) go to the computer
3.) if i have to go to the bathroom i just piss/shit myself because i don't want to leave any possibility that i will miss the icq message of "can you please post in this thread"
4.) when i get the message, i quickly post in the thread
5.) if i am hungry... fuck it.. don't want to leave any possibility of missing the message... and the fact that i don't shower helps attract flies and bugs so i eat them for protein
6.) i lay down on my bed and try to think of ways to make myself more effecient at bumping thread... i.e. getting to the computer faster when i wake up...
7.) repeat

edit: maybe i'll actually write a serious answer when i'm less grumpy