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JFK · 08-11-2005, 05:27 PM

he wasnt monkeying around, got down to business Promoting Hustler

candyflip · 08-11-2005, 05:30 PM

Everyone loves monkeys.

AdPatron · 08-11-2005, 05:31 PM

Cute. SIG SPOT!

Shooting_Manic · 08-11-2005, 05:32 PM

OMG! What I would not give for one of those!

Ive heard they are a handful though, but my god what fun!

Spunky · 08-11-2005, 05:33 PM

Kids and animals always steal the show

CJTraffic · 08-11-2005, 05:35 PM

I'd love to have a monkey. But from what everybody says, when they get older...they get mean and INCREDIBLY strong. Like tearing people's fingers off strong.

I say they're like everything that flies, floats or fucks...RENT IT!

JFK · 08-11-2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Shooting_Manic

OMG! What I would not give for one of those!

Ive heard they are a handful though, but my god what fun!

they are so cute when you have them for 5 mins or less

Shooting_Manic · 08-11-2005, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CJTraffic

I'd love to have a monkey. But from what everybody says, when they get older...they get mean and INCREDIBLY strong. Like tearing people's fingers off strong.

I say they're like everything that flies, floats or fucks...RENT IT!

Ive heard the same... They are awesome when they are young... very dependant on their owners and very lovable. But as they age... like 8-10 years old they become very independant, mean and they are strong as hell. It takes a true trainer and expert to handle them at that point. They have tempers simaliar to humans and they act out when they get pissed.

jscott · 08-11-2005, 05:43 PM

is he wearing a GFY shirt lol?????

yea that monkey was a cutie!

JuiceMonkey · 08-11-2005, 05:48 PM

no doubt
smart move for sure

Trixie Racer · 08-11-2005, 06:03 PM

Whoa! There was a monkey at Internext?!??! How did I miss THAT?!?!?!

BradM · 08-11-2005, 06:05 PM

I love monkies. I totally want one, even tho they shit all the time.

zvik · 08-11-2005, 06:08 PM

the pics are very disturbing, he belongs in a jungle, in nature, not as a human entertainment object.

I wonder if monkey's want human babies as pets.

Elli · 08-11-2005, 06:09 PM

1. Not a monkey. It's an orangutan. Very endangered. Known as The Old Man of the Forest, since they are so much like humans.

2. Just made me sad to see him being carted around like that. It couldn't have been more than three years old, and it was brought into a huge crowd and passed around and made to smile while strangers held it.

But maybe I'm just weird.

LittleMack · 08-11-2005, 06:10 PM

Monkey rocked!!

pr0 · 08-11-2005, 06:10 PM

Sweet jesus i hope peta doesn't see these pictures hahaha

RyuLion · 08-11-2005, 06:14 PM

the orangutan was cool! wish I had one as it was a great chick-magnet..

seeric · 08-11-2005, 06:16 PM

oh i agree 100%

i was pissed off for hours that i never thought of using a monkey to market my product. well, i won't touch the rest of what i am thinking, but you can go there if you want to.

that monkey was coooooooool, orangatan even.

"Left turn Clyde!"

tungsten · 08-11-2005, 06:20 PM

haha the hustler monkey rox

Sosa · 08-11-2005, 06:20 PM

lol a fucking monkey.

etech · 08-11-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by zvik

the pics are very disturbing, he belongs in a jungle, in nature, not as a human entertainment object.

I wonder if monkey's want human babies as pets.

I agree

SetTheWorldonFire · 08-11-2005, 06:23 PM

pretty cool.

How they pull that off?

Digibucks · 08-11-2005, 06:25 PM

whats the orangutan's site?

JFK · 08-11-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli

1. Not a monkey. It's an orangutan. Very endangered. Known as The Old Man of the Forest, since they are so much like humans.

2. Just made me sad to see him being carted around like that. It couldn't have been more than three years old, and it was brought into a huge crowd and passed around and made to smile while strangers held it.

But maybe I'm just weird.

you have a very valid point................

Elli · 08-11-2005, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

you have a very valid point................

Thank you, JFK. Glad I'm not the only one. They brought it around the lunch table when I was down at Splash and it just horribly depressed me. Bad karma.

sniperwolf · 08-11-2005, 06:38 PM

that baby orangutan is kinda cute and huggable

PixeLs · 08-11-2005, 08:02 PM

She's cute but I don't think she's huggable. kinda scary.

Makingcoin · 08-11-2005, 08:03 PM

I agree it is pretty sad, but damn it is great marketing.

Jace · 08-11-2005, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

1. Not a monkey. It's an orangutan. Very endangered. Known as The Old Man of the Forest, since they are so much like humans.

2. Just made me sad to see him being carted around like that. It couldn't have been more than three years old, and it was brought into a huge crowd and passed around and made to smile while strangers held it.

But maybe I'm just weird.

you are not wierd at all...i agree with you...wait, maybe me agreeing with you makes you wierd, cause I am pretty fucked up

Elli · 08-11-2005, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

you are not wierd at all...i agree with you...wait, maybe me agreeing with you makes you wierd, cause I am pretty fucked up

hehe well I'll take the agreement and never mind the rest. How's that? ;)

tresisa · 08-11-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

he wasnt monkeying around, got down to business Promoting Hustler

nice one

jhauser · 08-11-2005, 08:39 PM

I must admit I was surprised to see the furry fella running around. Kind of took me off guard and I did a double take.

Pete-KT · 08-11-2005, 09:16 PM

very cool to see him there

Realpascal · 08-11-2005, 09:17 PM

Allow me to bend over so you can stick that sig up my ass.

seeric · 08-11-2005, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

1. Not a monkey. It's an orangutan. Very endangered. Known as The Old Man of the Forest, since they are so much like humans.

2. Just made me sad to see him being carted around like that. It couldn't have been more than three years old, and it was brought into a huge crowd and passed around and made to smile while strangers held it.

But maybe I'm just weird.

i never thought about it that way. wow, i get desensitized in the club scene and the porn world so easily. it's kinda like a rich kid sheltered living in laguna beach getting dropped off in south central.

tristan_D · 08-11-2005, 10:15 PM

cute monkey. truly desrving to be the next Internext star.

JFK · 08-11-2005, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

cute monkey. truly desrving to be the next Internext star.

I'm with you on that

reed_4 · 08-12-2005, 12:59 AM

oh no! monkeys invading the porn industry now.

je_rome · 08-12-2005, 01:18 AM

i thought so.. hustler monkey has been the talk of the town all over boards!

Tim · 08-12-2005, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CJTraffic

I say they're like everything that flies, floats or fucks...RENT IT!

Rinaldo · 08-12-2005, 08:39 AM

I wonder if he's ever gotten to meet larry flynt

Elli · 08-12-2005, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

i never thought about it that way. wow, i get desensitized in the club scene and the porn world so easily. it's kinda like a rich kid sheltered living in laguna beach getting dropped off in south central.

hehe I ended up in South Central on one of my road trips. Gosh, that was a fun place.

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...."

08-12-2005, 09:53 AM

Listen up you Liberal Fucks...

You feel bad for an orangutan?

What about the 18 year old girls in this biz that are carted around by scum bags at these shows, who get 3 cocks shoved in their asses, eat their own puke and get slapped around and think it's cool because some dirtbag tells them their going to be famous?

Yea, go cry about the fucking monkey...

psili · 08-12-2005, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by esnem

Listen up you Liberal Fucks...

You feel bad for an orangutan?

What about the 18 year old girls in this biz that are carted around by scum bags at these shows, who get 3 cocks shoved in their asses, eat their own puke and get slapped around and think it's cool because some dirtbag tells them their going to be famous?

Yea, go cry about the fucking monkey...

But the monkey had no choice.......

08-12-2005, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by psili

But the monkey had no choice.......

Good point, neither does my dog, but the motherfucker lives in my house and walks where I tell him.

So you're saying any public exhibition of animals is wrong, even if they're treated humanely? Should we go to the rainforests and build them jungle gyms? Why don't you go stage a rally somewhere.

CherryLipsRosa · 08-12-2005, 10:11 AM

It was a great idea! something different at the show.

ShellyCrash · 08-12-2005, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CJTraffic

I'd love to have a monkey. But from what everybody says, when they get older...they get mean and INCREDIBLY strong. Like tearing people's fingers off strong.

I say they're like everything that flies, floats or fucks...RENT IT!

Just a few months ago a man was beaten to death with his own arms when visiting his pet chimpanzee. If I remember the story right, he had to surrender his chimp to a farm because the chimp was becoming a danger to society. The other two in the cage attacked him, and the monkey he had loved and raised for twenty some odd years just sat and watched.

Horrible story.

psili · 08-12-2005, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by esnem

Good point, neither does my dog, but the motherfucker lives in my house and walks where I tell him.

So you're saying any public exhibition of animals is wrong, even if they're treated humanely? Should we go to the rainforests and build them jungle gyms? Why don't you go stage a rally somewhere.

No, I was just saying the monkey didn't have a choice to be there. The 18 year olds you spoke of can say "yes/no" to the three cocks in their asses. That's all.

08-12-2005, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by psili

No, I was just saying the monkey didn't have a choice to be there. The 18 year olds you spoke of can say "yes/no" to the three cocks in their asses. That's all.

Where did I say that they had no choice? Please quote me. All I said is these idiots like 'Elli' will cry about ANYTHING and if they want something to cry about then please start with things more important than the Hustler monkey that go on at a show or on a daily basis in this industry. Cam Girls must live sheltered lives in their one bedroom apartments.

StuartD · 08-12-2005, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by esnem

Where did I say that they had no choice? Please quote me. All I said is these idiots like 'Elli' will cry about ANYTHING and if they want something to cry about then please start with things more important than the Hustler monkey that go on at a show or on a daily basis in this industry. Cam Girls must live sheltered lives in their one bedroom apartments.

First of all, Elli is hardly an idiot and is entitle to her opinion.

Secondly, just because there are "worse things", that doesn't mean that no one is then allowed to feel bad for an animal who gets exploited.

"if they want something to cry about" is close minded response. Just because she felt bad for the animal doesn't mean that she doesn't care about some girls who get exploited within the industry as well. Nor does it mean that she lives a sheltered life. It just means that she hasn't closed her mind to all other living creatures just because someone somewhere else might be worse off.

08-11-2005, 05:27 PM	#1
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08-11-2005, 05:30 PM	#2
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08-11-2005, 05:32 PM	#4
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08-11-2005, 05:35 PM	#6
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08-11-2005, 05:43 PM	#9
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08-11-2005, 06:16 PM	#18
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	oh i agree 100% i was pissed off for hours that i never thought of using a monkey to market my product. well, i won't touch the rest of what i am thinking, but you can go there if you want to. that monkey was coooooooool, orangatan even. "Left turn Clyde!" Last edited by seeric; 08-11-2005 at 06:17 PM..

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08-12-2005, 09:53 AM	#43
esnem Guest Posts: n/a	Listen up you Liberal Fucks... You feel bad for an orangutan? What about the 18 year old girls in this biz that are carted around by scum bags at these shows, who get 3 cocks shoved in their asses, eat their own puke and get slapped around and think it's cool because some dirtbag tells them their going to be famous? Yea, go cry about the fucking monkey...

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