Fucking Nice Design won't Convert With Topbucks - GoFuckYourself.com

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 01:53 PM

Shit. Spent an hour on this and it won't convert at all. damn it.
http://w3.freefuckhost.com/~juissypussy/001.htm

FATPad · 01-27-2002, 01:59 PM

Built for broadband only, eh?

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 02:01 PM

What do you mean broadband?

h0st · 01-27-2002, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackhawk
Shit. Spent an hour on this and it won't convert at all. damn it.
http://w3.freefuckhost.com/~juissypussy/001.htm

After waiting two minutes page to load i did give up.. But I believe you if you say it is good design..

I´m on ISDN...

ldinternet · 01-27-2002, 02:01 PM

It's no surprise, TEN fucking FREE movies!

Hello? People seem to forget that we're in this business to make money.

<font size="7" color="#ff000"><b>NEWSFLASH: WE ARE IN THIS BUSINESS TO MAKE FUCKING MONEY!</b></font>

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 02:02 PM

It works perfectly on my side. Try to refresh. thx.

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 02:02 PM

Hey hey hey. The tgp I submit to only accept the minimum of 10 movies. There is nothing I can do about it.

FATPad · 01-27-2002, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackhawk
What do you mean broadband?

10 thumbs averaging 50k each
1 76k graphic
1 32k graphic
2 37k graphics.

Whatever percent of internet users are on broadband connections is the same percent that saw your gallery.

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 02:04 PM

I see.

h0st · 01-27-2002, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackhawk
It works perfectly on my side. Try to refresh. thx.

Yes the page loads but after two minutes all the graphics/some thumbs hasn´t even loaded yet so..

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 02:05 PM

damn. Maybe the freefuckhost problem again.

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 02:06 PM

this site
http://www.crazy-x-movies.com/2view/a111/xxx.html
has 10 movies also, and that guy said he converts well...
I just don't have a clue of what is going on here.

neuromute · 01-27-2002, 02:09 PM

It loaded fine for me, but why buy with all that free snatch?

ldinternet · 01-27-2002, 02:09 PM

If you want to convert good then put "$39.95 per month" on your gallery. However, the bank doesn't cash a 1:20 ratio. Conversions mean shit.

funkmaster · 01-27-2002, 02:11 PM

... yes there is, once the site get´s listed redirect to your sponsor directly ... it works !

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 02:11 PM

haha. yeh.
thx man. Is the program for Pensis Enlargement work fine for you guys?

FATPad · 01-27-2002, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackhawk
this site
http://www.crazy-x-movies.com/2view/a111/xxx.html
has 10 movies also, and that guy said he converts well...
I just don't have a clue of what is going on here.

You've got 750k to 800k worth of graphics and images to load off a free host. No one's even looking at your gallery except for people on DSL or cable, therefore, no one is clicking anything and you aren't converting anything.

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 02:12 PM

Nah... To risky to be banded. I don't wanna try it. There is no second chance once you do it.

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 02:13 PM

ya. any picture compressor out there to suggest?

h0st · 01-27-2002, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackhawk
this site
http://www.crazy-x-movies.com/2view/a111/xxx.html
has 10 movies also, and that guy said he converts well...
I just don't have a clue of what is going on here.

And his site loaded right away.. mayby your design rocks but his site is clean/simple/fast loading and he is making money...

edit: btw that movie is good (full movie..)

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 02:15 PM

shit... maybe.
hey... anyone uses your own computer for your galleries hosting?

ez12 · 01-27-2002, 02:16 PM

your movies are way to short make them longer and your conversions will get better !

01-27-2002, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackhawk
shit... maybe.
hey... anyone uses your own computer for your galleries hosting?

I have my own dedicated for that; it also has a bunch of sites on it though.

AWC · 01-27-2002, 02:24 PM

There are things I like about the gallery... and things it seems to lack.

Layout is ok...

293K is a huge file size for a 3 second video clip.

The obvious here is... You are not talking to the surfer. Seduce them... get them horny... Tell them what they can get.

SELL SELL SELL...

"See More Corny Actions of Her Now... " Is probably not the best call to action phrase around.

Good Luck!

Exxxotica · 01-27-2002, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ez12
your movies are way to short make them longer and your conversions will get better !

A joke I hope.

Less Free = More $$$

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 02:30 PM

yah I know there is some problems with my site. Is there any programs to reduce the size of the movies or pictures?

SR · 01-27-2002, 06:17 PM

Everybody already said it but how did you get you thumbs 50KB?
Amazing man.
First rezise them cuz the originals are 3 times bigger then what you have on that page.

Thumbs of that size shouldn't be bigger then 5kb
Plus the girl in red is 125kb or so.
Won't work man.
And try to write some more attractive text in there.

Quoth the Raven · 01-27-2002, 06:49 PM

Whenever you see only one recip. banner on a gallery, always ask yourselft, is this person using a 404 redirect script?

Quote:

Originally posted by h0st

And his site loaded right away.. mayby your design rocks but his site is clean/simple/fast loading and he is making money...

edit: btw that movie is good (full movie..)

redshift · 01-27-2002, 07:26 PM

i use this to resize pics http://www.imagemagick.org
I can resize,change compression etc...

I have it installed on my server and on my windows machine.

it's command line but you can change compression on all jpgs
in a dir with this command "mogrify -quality 70 *.jpg"

or you can change size like this "mogrify -geometry 150x150 *.jpg"

jimmyf · 01-27-2002, 07:30 PM

Here's some of what I get with NutScape 4.7xx when I click on one of your thumbs..

:bñ41ãu¿+¢á@j:¢È5HÁ?)í?¤ÒgÉl?÷$
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GreenKaRd · 01-27-2002, 08:41 PM

Holy shit that site loaded slow on a 56k... get some compression utilities. Like at download.com if your not willing to spend some $$ for something like adobe image ready.

http://download.cnet.com/downloads/1,10150,0-10001-103-0-1-7,00.html?tag=srch&qt=image+compression&cn=&ca=100 01

blackhawk · 01-27-2002, 08:53 PM

Thx guys!

Babaganoosh · 01-27-2002, 10:18 PM

SPACEDOG, is that you?

Dawgy · 01-28-2002, 12:26 AM

i'm 1:6191 with topbucks right now

h0st · 01-28-2002, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Quoth the Raven
Whenever you see only one recip. banner on a gallery, always ask yourselft, is this person using a 404 redirect script?

Indeed.

ZapMan · 01-28-2002, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackhawk
Hey hey hey. The tgp I submit to only accept the minimum of 10 movies. There is nothing I can do about it.

Try submitting to more than one TGP

Brian911 · 01-28-2002, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ez12
your movies are way to short make them longer and your conversions will get better !

yea of course its best to offer 20 mb movies instead of 300kb ones.. or even FULL MOVIES while youre at it. no cutting even - just upload and risk the $100,000 bandwith bill..

gawd I really hope that was a joke.
I am so damn sick of all the "movie galleries" I see on the big MGPs with 2-10mb movies each, 90% illegal content and hosted on AOL

are they all on drugs

btw.. yea get a home ftp software or apache / sambar and serve the clips off your comp, worked really well for me with 50kb/s upload. most of the users wanting 300k clips actually are on 56k modems still.

Matt · 01-28-2002, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
i'm 1:6191 with topbucks right now

im doing pretty bad too, maybe they turn up the shave script for the 2nd quarter.. I always do better with topbucks at the beginning of the month (for some reason)

Zebra · 01-28-2002, 07:54 AM

My topbucks ratio from Jan 1-13 was 1:190.. from Jan 24-today is 1:590
I was averaging 3-5 signups a day and now it has really slowed.
Must be compensating for the 10 signups I got on the $75 day

RLC · 01-28-2002, 08:20 AM

Well, for starters, stop fucking steeling other peoples design. Retard.
http://www.virtuagirl.com/us/join.shtml

Zebra · 01-28-2002, 08:38 AM

LOL..too fucking funny.. I knew I had seen that somewhere before..shame..shame..

RT- · 01-28-2002, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackhawk
ya. any picture compressor out there to suggest?

http://www.optiview.com

Shane · 01-28-2002, 12:30 PM

Go and get a job at mcdonalds..

01-27-2002, 01:53 PM	#1
blackhawk Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 43	Fucking Nice Design won't Convert With Topbucks Shit. Spent an hour on this and it won't convert at all. damn it. http://w3.freefuckhost.com/~juissypussy/001.htm

01-27-2002, 02:01 PM	#5
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	It's no surprise, TEN fucking FREE movies! Hello? People seem to forget that we're in this business to make money. <font size="7" color="#ff000"><b>NEWSFLASH: WE ARE IN THIS BUSINESS TO MAKE FUCKING MONEY!</b></font> Last edited by ldinternet; 01-27-2002 at 02:04 PM..

01-27-2002, 02:09 PM	#13
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01-27-2002, 02:16 PM	#22
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01-27-2002, 06:17 PM	#27
SR Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,239	Everybody already said it but how did you get you thumbs 50KB? Amazing man. First rezise them cuz the originals are 3 times bigger then what you have on that page. Thumbs of that size shouldn't be bigger then 5kb Plus the girl in red is 125kb or so. Won't work man. And try to write some more attractive text in there. Last edited by SR; 01-27-2002 at 06:19 PM..

01-27-2002, 01:59 PM	#2
FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	Built for broadband only, eh?

01-27-2002, 02:02 PM	#6
blackhawk Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 43	It works perfectly on my side. Try to refresh. thx.

01-27-2002, 02:04 PM	#9
blackhawk Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 43	I see.

01-27-2002, 02:05 PM	#11
blackhawk Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 43	damn. Maybe the freefuckhost problem again.

01-27-2002, 02:06 PM	#12
blackhawk Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 43	this site http://www.crazy-x-movies.com/2view/a111/xxx.html has 10 movies also, and that guy said he converts well... I just don't have a clue of what is going on here.

01-27-2002, 02:11 PM	#15
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	... yes there is, once the site get´s listed redirect to your sponsor directly ... it works !

01-27-2002, 02:12 PM	#18
blackhawk Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 43	Nah... To risky to be banded. I don't wanna try it. There is no second chance once you do it.

01-27-2002, 02:13 PM	#19
blackhawk Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 43	ya. any picture compressor out there to suggest?

01-27-2002, 02:15 PM	#21
blackhawk Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 43	shit... maybe. hey... anyone uses your own computer for your galleries hosting?

01-27-2002, 02:24 PM	#24
AWC Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Bumfuck Posts: 1,223	There are things I like about the gallery... and things it seems to lack. Layout is ok... 293K is a huge file size for a 3 second video clip. The obvious here is... You are not talking to the surfer. Seduce them... get them horny... Tell them what they can get. SELL SELL SELL... "See More Corny Actions of Her Now... " Is probably not the best call to action phrase around. Good Luck!

01-27-2002, 02:30 PM	#26
blackhawk Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 43	yah I know there is some problems with my site. Is there any programs to reduce the size of the movies or pictures?

01-27-2002, 07:26 PM	#29
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	i use this to resize pics http://www.imagemagick.org I can resize,change compression etc... I have it installed on my server and on my windows machine. it's command line but you can change compression on all jpgs in a dir with this command "mogrify -quality 70 .jpg" or you can change size like this "mogrify -geometry 150x150 .jpg"

01-27-2002, 07:30 PM	#30
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	Here's some of what I get with NutScape 4.7xx when I click on one of your thumbs.. :bñ41ãu¿+¢á@j:¢È5HÁ?)í?¤ÒgÉl?÷$ ?5!â¶-.?,??? Ô&Þ?@gmXêj?ç¾ÀÞ??Ð??8ÀcÁ¤ ?/ äÒ¸Þ¥®?¤ÜùiÉ,cÏV??0?¾ç,}EeÂz? 4?K&?ÐJNRé ?tJ`*LA¡£23¨0õä£@Jñôö@3J:Yv?À:]?R>êÆ¿¼íÞõ5?s?%¨&½ôMêH __________________ Epic CashEpic Cash works for me Solar Cash Paysite Plugin Gallery of the day freesites,POTD,Gallery generator with free hosting

01-27-2002, 08:41 PM	#31
GreenKaRd Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 37	Holy shit that site loaded slow on a 56k... get some compression utilities. Like at download.com if your not willing to spend some $$ for something like adobe image ready. http://download.cnet.com/downloads/1,10150,0-10001-103-0-1-7,00.html?tag=srch&qt=image+compression&cn=&ca=100 01 __________________ World Design Studios www.wdstudios.com/adult/ ICQ - 9067114

01-27-2002, 08:53 PM	#32
blackhawk Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 43	Thx guys!

01-27-2002, 10:18 PM	#33
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	SPACEDOG, is that you?

01-28-2002, 12:26 AM	#34
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	i'm 1:6191 with topbucks right now __________________ the revolution is coming.

01-28-2002, 07:54 AM	#39
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	My topbucks ratio from Jan 1-13 was 1:190.. from Jan 24-today is 1:590 I was averaging 3-5 signups a day and now it has really slowed. Must be compensating for the 10 signups I got on the $75 day

01-28-2002, 08:20 AM	#40
RLC Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16	Well, for starters, stop fucking steeling other peoples design. Retard. http://www.virtuagirl.com/us/join.shtml

01-28-2002, 08:38 AM	#41
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	LOL..too fucking funny.. I knew I had seen that somewhere before..shame..shame..

01-28-2002, 12:30 PM	#43
Shane Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 117	Go and get a job at mcdonalds.. __________________