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J$tyle$ · 07-01-2005, 07:48 PM

I'm sure some of you have seen this already, but for those that have not ...

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock a couple years ago, it would now be worth $49.00

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $15.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Spunky · 07-01-2005, 07:51 PM

Good plan..I'll stick with high risk mutuals though

J$tyle$ · 07-01-2005, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Good plan..I'll stick with high risk mutuals though

Sounds good!

MikeXAMO · 07-01-2005, 08:04 PM

I invested my money in Michael Jackson t-shirts.

Jman · 07-01-2005, 08:11 PM

This message is brought to you buy the White Trash national Investment Firm....

Good one brother J$

2HousePlague · 07-01-2005, 08:14 PM

Juss, let that shit go, bro -- lookitchoo: you're a successful man with $tyle on 4th of July weekend -- c'mon, man -- go have some fun --

2HP

pornguy · 07-01-2005, 08:14 PM

Sounds good to me. But if you had invested in some mutual funds, you would be riding high.

I have one high risk returning 28%

Tango · 07-01-2005, 08:29 PM

I suggest setting up an ING Direct account

www.ingdirect.com

put it on auto-draw $1K /week (or what ever you want) - 3% Interest - safe and you don't need to even think about it

J$tyle$ · 07-02-2005, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

This message is brought to you buy the White Trash national Investment Firm....

Good one brother J$

LMAO

WiredGuy · 07-02-2005, 07:02 AM

hahaha, thats awesome

WG

J$tyle$ · 07-02-2005, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Juss, let that shit go, bro -- lookitchoo: you're a successful man with $tyle on 4th of July weekend -- c'mon, man -- go have some fun --

2HP

I'm having fun with the Family chillin', swimming, and BBQing all weekend

07-01-2005, 07:48 PM	#1
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Investing For Your Retirement I'm sure some of you have seen this already, but for those that have not ... If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock a couple years ago, it would now be worth $49.00 With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00 With WorldCom, you would have had less than $15.00 left But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00 Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle It's called the 401-Keg Plan

07-01-2005, 07:51 PM	#2
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07-02-2005, 07:02 AM	#10
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