Investing For Your Retirement
 

I'm sure some of you have seen this already, but for those that have not ...

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock a couple years ago, it would now be worth $49.00

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $15.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

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Good plan..I'll stick with high risk mutuals though :glugglug

Sounds good!

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I invested my money in Michael Jackson t-shirts.

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Good one brother J$

Juss, let that shit go, bro -- lookitchoo: you're a successful man with $tyle on 4th of July weekend -- c'mon, man -- go have some fun -- :1orglaugh


2HP

Sounds good to me. But if you had invested in some mutual funds, you would be riding high.

I have one high risk returning 28%

I suggest setting up an ING Direct account

www.ingdirect.com

put it on auto-draw $1K /week (or what ever you want) - 3% Interest - safe and you don't need to even think about it :2 cents:

LMAO

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hahaha, thats awesome :)
WG

I'm having fun with the Family chillin', swimming, and BBQing all weekend

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