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So she has her hand in her panties and is banging away on herself when.....
....County Sheriff shows up.
We are in the middle of the woods on a small lake. The Sheriff walks up to me, asks me if it is my car parked in the fire lane of the boat ramp. I tell him no and point to the guy fishing 15 feet away. The cop goes over, asks the guy to move his car, then walks away without saying a fucking word. So...I asked him if he enjoyed the show. He says "Yes, but I would have enjoyed it more if I was watching it at home." ![]() This is not the first time that an officer has stumbled onto me while I was shooting, but it is the first time that one never said a word about what was going on. And the model could easily pass herself off as underage. I was shocked that he didn't ask if she was 18 or attempt to verify her age in any way.. |
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lol that's classic you need to write a book
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I need a beer
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Did a hundred bucks solve the situation?
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Twerk That Ass
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post the pics
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fuck yeah dude, gettin caught in front of the cops. nothing like earning that red badge of courage.
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Did you have proper 2257 info for her?
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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I always thought it was illegal to be nude in public.. and if not public why is the cop there... when i go to my parents camp there are no cops.
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Why? Every time I post pics here, people fail to show respect for my models. You didn't pay for the pics, my client did. |
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what's the reaction of your model?
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Twerk That Ass
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I'll throw you a bone. I shot this pic of her a few days ago. ![]() |
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Wow, Very Nice, very Nice
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She's cute Aaron anybody that hates on her don't have any taste
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very nice, suprising that the cop didn't say anything more.
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that chick is hot,your one lucky basterd
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lol great story, something similiar happened to us a couple of years ago in California, I was shooting at a beach and We were approached by a ranger he said you cant shoot nude stuff here, so I said ok thanks for telling Me We will leave now, he said no finish what you're shooting no rush, cool I thought.
Half hour later one of the models said to Me there is a guy on the hill in a bush with a camera flashing, I ran up the hill only to see the rangers jeep speeding off, never forgot that one. |
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I had a similar thing happen a few years ago. It ended a bit differently though. ![]() ![]() |
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looks like the same guy
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Possible but doubtful. 40% chance that I will be there. |
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good thing he wasn't an asshole
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you should carry DVD's with you for instances like this
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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lmao... aaron!!!
i had a shoot with a girl up at tabor... i've shot there twice. first girl was mainstream but ended up not having any panties on. evidently she got off on having photos taken of herself. so she squats by this tree for some shots and she's literally dripping.. i mean like a faucet she's so wet. people were walking by but not a one said a word. second time in the same spot with a different model this asshole with his dogs off leash comes within about 50 yards when his dogs spot us and run directly at the model who is in the grass in front of me with her dress up and panties down. uh.... hmmm... we were on a slope so all he saw was me until he walked closer but she had plenty of time to get her fingers dislodged and her dress back down. It kills me cause you know this shit is happening all over all the time. ;-) |
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Thats great... I love stories like that espeally when they got pics to go with them.... it would have been priceless if u had a pic of her naked in front of the PD vechical!
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I've been trying to resist clicking this thread all night... I finally had to. I'm glad I did.
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show more pics!
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I was shooting on Tabor a couple of years ago. Same situation with somebody and their dogs. As we finished up the shoot and headed back to the car, Portland's finest rolled up. They told me by shooting in a Portland Public Park that if I were formally charged, it would be considered a sex crime and a conviction would label me as a sex offender. Since then, I have never shot in another Portland Park. ![]() |
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Sometimes you need to exercise better judgment. I saw no reason to push my luck that far. We were shooting video when the Sheriff pulled in. (I snapped the pic as he was backing out to leave) You can hear me say "oh shit" and tell the model to slow it down and take her hand out of her panties. All she had on at this point were those panties so he could have easily flicked us some shit about her being naked....BUT..We were a few miles deep in the woods off of logging roads. The only reason he was out there was because it was a hot day and he was checking to make sure the fire roads were clear. |
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As you wish...
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The cop deserves a free membership. Everyone ring up his station and ask for the officer who likes porn.
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Make some money. Stop your useless posts. |
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