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pornjacker · 12-23-2001, 02:43 AM

There is something very wrong with you, seek help there may be a cure.

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hartman · 12-23-2001, 02:57 AM

it should have been longer.. and they should have shown the other 2 parts right after the first ..

adamm · 12-23-2001, 03:00 AM

Seems like everyone has seen it, when did it come out? 3 months ago?! I better go see the it, or Hollywood will spank me...

pornjacker · 12-23-2001, 03:26 AM

hartman
saw it Saturday , going back on Monday.
I want to watch it inside a tardis so I can have the screen as big as I want, my chair plugged into a n64 rumble pack and a 100000kw sound system so I can hear all the bass noize real good.
What a fuken trip.
If any of my family say they didn't like it I'm taking them to the clinic to see if there is any sign of mental activity.

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Tanker · 12-23-2001, 08:23 AM

part 2 and 3 are allready made too bad there going to make every one wait a year for part 2 and 2 years to see part 3

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Trax · 12-23-2001, 08:31 AM

pornjacker you can kiss my ass
i saw the movie and its boring
wasted 3 hours of my time watching that movie

magnatique · 12-23-2001, 02:05 PM

pathetic ... how can someone not like that movie

that movie is almost as good as the books, and that's something considering the masterpiece tolkien's work was!

tanker, pure marketting... they save money by making the 3 movies at once, and they gain money by putting them all 3 in the Xmas season, the best season for movies...

if they had put it all in the same week, people would have forgotten the movie one year from now, hence lower toys/commercials, etc. profits..

but they should have done it lol..

read the two first books back to back in less than a week... but now I'll have to wait a year for the sequel to this movie hehe

kree · 12-23-2001, 02:08 PM

That movie was great!

Anyone who doesnt like it, probally has the attention span of a gerbil and thought the Movie should of had Guns and Tits in it.

Backov · 12-23-2001, 03:03 PM

Or they didn't like the way the script totally mutilated Tolkiens work, like I did. It'd probably take me half an hour to list the problems JUST IN THE FIRST MOVIE! I can't imagine what they're going to do to the next two. I know I won't be bothering to go see them.

Cheers,
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pornjacker · 12-23-2001, 07:05 PM

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originaly posted by : trax
pornjacker you can kiss my ass
i saw the movie and its boring
wasted 3 hours of my time watching that movie

Trax man check up on your medical history you most probably find your parents gave you a full frontal lobotomy when you were a kid

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Sjayne · 12-23-2001, 07:35 PM

Actually, while the actual shooting of the other two films is done it is untrue to say that the movies are done.

Jackson is a very hands on director. He does a lot of the sound and editing and such himself. It will probably take him the best part of the next year to fully complete the next film.

Also..no film adaptation (notice that word) is going to be 100 percent faithful to the written text. The two mediums have different needs that can't be over come. I thought it was great...could any of us done any better?

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Backov · 12-23-2001, 08:18 PM

Adaptation is one thing, slavishly adding hollywood-isms is another. Notice how the final battle at the end was thrown in? Well, we wouldn't want to actually have the heroes not participating, never mind that it was totally Boromir's gig, gotta get Legolas and Gimli and Strider fighting..

Not to mention the fact that every bit of the first books where the hobbits prove that they are more than comic relief is completely cut.. The Wight, the Old Forest, Frodo driving off the Witch-King (I can't believe they had Aragorn rescue them, now that was really appalling.. He can take 5 Nazgul all by himself, but can't take a troll or a tough orc without real difficulty. Bullshit hollywood fucking shit.)

The movie really disgusted me, it could have been so great. As for whether I could have done better - possibly, if I didn't have hollywood shitheads (with the money) saying "Add more action!" "Gotta have a love interest!" "Make the hobbits funnier!" like whoever directed this movie did...

I give it 2/5 - it would have been great if it wasn't LOTR, but as it is, it's a desecration of a great book by mediocre hack screenwriters.

Cheers,
Backov

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Direktor · 12-23-2001, 08:20 PM

LOTR was indeed a great movie, best movie i've seen in a long time. If you read the books before, hit alt-f4 and go watch the damn movie now. If you have never the read the books, well, don't cry about the movie not having an ending.

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Direktor · 12-23-2001, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by pornjacker:
Trax man check up on your medical history you most probably find your parents gave you a full frontal lobotomy when you were a kid

lol is that possible??

I heard many people at the theathers talking about how boring the movie was, he is not alone.

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AaronM · 12-24-2001, 02:29 AM

The movie was OK but Oceans 11 held my interest better. Through the entire movie I kept thinking about Anal Hobbit and Dildo Baggins.

CancerFactory · 12-24-2001, 03:52 AM

what i usually do is pay for 1 movie, and after that is over, we sneak into another movie. I like to think of it as the 2 for 1 special, just for me!
my favorite 2 for 1 specials this week have been the majestic and behind enemy lines

12-23-2001, 02:43 AM	#1
pornjacker Banned Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: UK Posts: 140	Those of you who didn't like lord of the rings. There is something very wrong with you, seek help there may be a cure. ------------------ All your hits belong to me.

12-23-2001, 02:57 AM	#2
hartman Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Engelholm,Skane,Sweden Posts: 82	it should have been longer.. and they should have shown the other 2 parts right after the first ..

12-23-2001, 03:00 AM	#3
adamm Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 239	Seems like everyone has seen it, when did it come out? 3 months ago?! I better go see the it, or Hollywood will spank me...

12-23-2001, 03:26 AM	#4
pornjacker Banned Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: UK Posts: 140	hartman saw it Saturday , going back on Monday. I want to watch it inside a tardis so I can have the screen as big as I want, my chair plugged into a n64 rumble pack and a 100000kw sound system so I can hear all the bass noize real good. What a fuken trip. If any of my family say they didn't like it I'm taking them to the clinic to see if there is any sign of mental activity. ------------------ All your hits belong to me.

12-23-2001, 08:23 AM	#5
Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	part 2 and 3 are allready made too bad there going to make every one wait a year for part 2 and 2 years to see part 3 ------------------ Tanker [email protected] Turn your galleries into money making machines!! 25,000 free pics to choose from.. ICQ 3427575

12-23-2001, 08:31 AM	#6
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	pornjacker you can kiss my ass i saw the movie and its boring wasted 3 hours of my time watching that movie

12-23-2001, 02:05 PM	#7
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	pathetic ... how can someone not like that movie that movie is almost as good as the books, and that's something considering the masterpiece tolkien's work was! tanker, pure marketting... they save money by making the 3 movies at once, and they gain money by putting them all 3 in the Xmas season, the best season for movies... if they had put it all in the same week, people would have forgotten the movie one year from now, hence lower toys/commercials, etc. profits.. but they should have done it lol.. read the two first books back to back in less than a week... but now I'll have to wait a year for the sequel to this movie hehe

12-23-2001, 02:08 PM	#8
kree Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 9	That movie was great! Anyone who doesnt like it, probally has the attention span of a gerbil and thought the Movie should of had Guns and Tits in it.

12-23-2001, 03:03 PM	#9
Backov Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Cat Detector Van Posts: 1,600	Or they didn't like the way the script totally mutilated Tolkiens work, like I did. It'd probably take me half an hour to list the problems JUST IN THE FIRST MOVIE! I can't imagine what they're going to do to the next two. I know I won't be bothering to go see them. Cheers, Backov ------------------ AVSBlitz - Build AVS Sites Faster and Better

12-23-2001, 07:35 PM	#11
Sjayne Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 1,182	Actually, while the actual shooting of the other two films is done it is untrue to say that the movies are done. Jackson is a very hands on director. He does a lot of the sound and editing and such himself. It will probably take him the best part of the next year to fully complete the next film. Also..no film adaptation (notice that word) is going to be 100 percent faithful to the written text. The two mediums have different needs that can't be over come. I thought it was great...could any of us done any better? ------------------ Sjayne's Quality Porn Links - Have Free Sites? Submit them to my new link list. XPhotography - Incredible Low Cost Content Source for Adult Webmasters! Candid Clicks - Simply the best blind links sponsor I have ever used. They will even pay into your PayPal account if you want!

12-23-2001, 08:18 PM	#12
Backov Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Cat Detector Van Posts: 1,600	Adaptation is one thing, slavishly adding hollywood-isms is another. Notice how the final battle at the end was thrown in? Well, we wouldn't want to actually have the heroes not participating, never mind that it was totally Boromir's gig, gotta get Legolas and Gimli and Strider fighting.. Not to mention the fact that every bit of the first books where the hobbits prove that they are more than comic relief is completely cut.. The Wight, the Old Forest, Frodo driving off the Witch-King (I can't believe they had Aragorn rescue them, now that was really appalling.. He can take 5 Nazgul all by himself, but can't take a troll or a tough orc without real difficulty. Bullshit hollywood fucking shit.) The movie really disgusted me, it could have been so great. As for whether I could have done better - possibly, if I didn't have hollywood shitheads (with the money) saying "Add more action!" "Gotta have a love interest!" "Make the hobbits funnier!" like whoever directed this movie did... I give it 2/5 - it would have been great if it wasn't LOTR, but as it is, it's a desecration of a great book by mediocre hack screenwriters. Cheers, Backov ------------------ AVSBlitz - Build AVS Sites Faster and Better

12-23-2001, 08:20 PM	#13
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	LOTR was indeed a great movie, best movie i've seen in a long time. If you read the books before, hit alt-f4 and go watch the damn movie now. If you have never the read the books, well, don't cry about the movie not having an ending. ------------------ wrap it up and lick it clean.

12-24-2001, 02:29 AM	#15
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	The movie was OK but Oceans 11 held my interest better. Through the entire movie I kept thinking about Anal Hobbit and Dildo Baggins.

12-24-2001, 03:52 AM	#16
CancerFactory Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 270	what i usually do is pay for 1 movie, and after that is over, we sneak into another movie. I like to think of it as the 2 for 1 special, just for me! my favorite 2 for 1 specials this week have been the majestic and behind enemy lines