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Shoehorn! · 03-09-2005, 11:31 PM

Who can take a picture of me and make it look like I am dead?

nofx · 03-09-2005, 11:33 PM

the grim reaper

Spunky · 03-09-2005, 11:33 PM

Can I shoot you between the eyes first?

Shoehorn! · 03-09-2005, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

the grim reaper

I've been looking for him for the last couple years, but hes elusive.

Shoehorn! · 03-09-2005, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Can I shoot you between the eyes first?

Sure, but then I wouldn't be able to enjoy the after effects.

pornguy · 03-09-2005, 11:37 PM

poof, you're a corpse!

hehe.
I can send you a death certificate, in case you have life insurance, and that is what you need it for ;)

Shoehorn! · 03-09-2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

poof, you're a corpse!

hehe.
I can send you a death certificate, in case you have life insurance, and that is what you need it for ;)

Nah, at this moment I don't feel like dying actually. I am just interested in what can be photoshopped.

jamesonxx · 03-10-2005, 12:25 AM

The Undertaker.

who · 03-10-2005, 12:28 AM

yeah easy. Just posta photo of you and some of us will give it a chop.

reynold · 03-10-2005, 12:32 AM

How about Hades?

Shoehorn! · 03-10-2005, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by .?.

yeah easy. Just posta photo of you and some of us will give it a chop.

Heres one, I have more, lemme find them before I go to the bar.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/chop.jpg

Shoehorn! · 03-10-2005, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

How about Hades?

who · 03-10-2005, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn

Heres one, I have more, lemme find them before I go to the bar.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/chop.jpg

Sorry, I don't chop chopped pics. that would be dicing. NO DICE.

Shoehorn! · 03-10-2005, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by .?.

Sorry, I don't chop chopped pics. that would be dicing. NO DICE.

Lemme dig up the unchopped one.

Shoehorn! · 03-10-2005, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn

Lemme dig up the unchopped one.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/cleancut.jpg

fl_prn_str · 03-10-2005, 01:07 AM

I know a crooked M.E. & Undertaker will hook you up.....the IRS will think you died.....So, How much ya owe in back taxes?

Shoehorn! · 03-10-2005, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

I know a crooked M.E. & Undertaker will hook you up.....the IRS will think you died.....So, How much ya owe in back taxes?

I don';t owe shit to any9one. Espescially the fucking government.

PHPdude · 03-10-2005, 02:36 AM

why not form a black metal band and then commit suicide in front of your friends and then they'll take pictures of you and put that in their album cover. a band did that once forgot the name though

sonofsam · 03-10-2005, 02:40 AM

why do you want a pic like that? gonna play a nasty prank on someone telling them you're dead?

flashfire · 03-10-2005, 02:41 AM

insurance fraud?

Shoehorn! · 03-10-2005, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PHPdude

why not form a black metal band and then commit suicide in front of your friends and then they'll take pictures of you and put that in their album cover. a band did that once forgot the name though

I had a similar idea, I actually went as far as to have a site made around the idea. www.watchmeplayrussianroulette.com CCbill woudlnt proscses for it bcase u they considerd it a gambloing site.

Im drunk so pardon the missssplellings, but i think the domain url should be right.

Shoehorn! · 03-10-2005, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

why do you want a pic like that? gonna play a nasty prank on someone telling them you're dead?

DOn't you ever wonder what you'll look like in that state?

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