Make me a corpse
 

Who can take a picture of me and make it look like I am dead?

the grim reaper

Can I shoot you between the eyes first?

I've been looking for him for the last couple years, but hes elusive.

Sure, but then I wouldn't be able to enjoy the after effects.

poof, you're a corpse!

hehe.
I can send you a death certificate, in case you have life insurance, and that is what you need it for ;)

Nah, at this moment I don't feel like dying actually. I am just interested in what can be photoshopped. :2 cents:

The Undertaker. :1orglaugh

yeah easy. Just posta photo of you and some of us will give it a chop.

How about Hades? :1orglaugh

Heres one, I have more, lemme find them before I go to the bar.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/chop.jpg

:1orglaugh

Sorry, I don't chop chopped pics. that would be dicing. NO DICE.

Lemme dig up the unchopped one.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/cleancut.jpg :)

I know a crooked M.E. & Undertaker will hook you up.....the IRS will think you died.....So, How much ya owe in back taxes?

I don';t owe shit to any9one. Espescially the fucking government.

why not form a black metal band and then commit suicide in front of your friends and then they'll take pictures of you and put that in their album cover. a band did that once forgot the name though

why do you want a pic like that? gonna play a nasty prank on someone telling them you're dead?

insurance fraud?

I had a similar idea, I actually went as far as to have a site made around the idea. www.watchmeplayrussianroulette.com CCbill woudlnt proscses for it bcase u they considerd it a gambloing site.

Im drunk so pardon the missssplellings, but i think the domain url should be right.

DOn't you ever wonder what you'll look like in that state?